Amanda Bynes is now claiming the really terrible tweets criticizing Rihanna were from someone else! I mean, that’s what I’m guessing, from the garbled, almost indecipherable communication coming from Bynesland…
Bynes went on another twitter tirade this afternoon, saying, “I saw a bunch of mocked up tweets about me bashing Rihanna in my mentions. I’m followed by so many people that someone is always mocking up fake tweets so I feel the need to address them!”
What does “mocking up” fake tweets even mean?!
Oh, and of course there’s more…
“That’s one of the mocked up images, they took photos of me from outside and morphed them onto someone else’s body. I am allergic to marijuana and alcohol but I smoke tobacco. Why does Rihanna smoke weed and not get in trouble for it but I smoke tobacco and people think I’m on drugs? I refuse to be treated like someone I’m not, which is why I fought for myself and am suing everyone involved. I don’t need to go to rehab. There is never a drug or alcohol in my system! I’m sick of all the lies! What would you do if someone accused you of things you didn’t do and yet you still had to be in jail at all over it! I’m so offended but I am so educated that I know cops cannot illegally enter my apartment, sexually harass me, arrest me, take me to a MENTAL HOSPITAL, then lock me up for a crime I didn’t commit. I’m suing them all for this upsetting nightmare. My lawyer knows I’m a model citizen who doesn’t partake in drugs. He’s going to court this week to set the record straight again on my behalf. Thankfully I’m an educated multi-millionaire who knows better than to speak to perverted unjust cops without my lawyer.”
First of all, this is WAY to many characters for twitter! Second of all…STOP THE MADNESS!
Posted Monday, May 27th, 2013 at 3:15pm
Filed under Amanda Bynes
Chris Brown has reportedly (and abruptly) moved back in with Karrueche Tran, and the two have been making up for lost time!
For a little Memorial Weekend fun, the newly reunited pair hit up the Palms Casino Resort in Vegas, with Breezy giving an impromptu performance to his fellow Memorial day partyers.
Karrueche slathered him up with sunscreen before he hit the stage, and he rebelliously announced (via PerezHilton):
“We weren’t even supposed to get on stage but I said let me have some fun.”
When Brown wasn’t performing, he could be seen dancing with his on-again, off-again girlfriend that isn’t Rihanna. The pair wasn’t alone, either- they had their 20- person entourage, as well as some other famous friends: Wiz Khalifa, Amber Rose, Big Sean and Naya Rivera.
Since Brown is a total A hole and may be charged with a hit-and-run, this is the last bit of fun he may have for a while. So, let him have it. And Karrueche, good luck, girl. You’ll need it.
Posted Monday, May 27th, 2013 at 2:14pm
Filed under Chris Brown
Rihanna‘s 777 tour was a hot mess, but not as hot or as messy as the underwhelming documentary about the tour!
The highly-anticipated insider peek into tour life with our best bud Rihanna aired last night on FOX, and those who actually did see it didn’t seem to be super happy about it. Rihanna 777 only averaged 1.73 million viewers and a 0.8 key demo rating, which is painfully low for such a huge doc!
So…why didn’t people watch? Was it the fact that the tour sucked? Or that we all hate Riri and Chris Brown together? Is everybody over Rihanna? I’m perplexed, but I cant’ say I’m not surprised. Her image has really been tarnished with her risque behavior (calling kids the “n” word, bailing on shows in favor of planning Chris Brown’s birthday, etc.), but I guess we’ll see to what extent as she keeps makin’ music!
Posted Tuesday, May 7th, 2013 at 4:16pm
Filed under Rihanna
Chris Brown flirted with disaster yesterday!
The singer’s private jet was forced into an emergency landing yesterday at the Burbank International Airport after the cockpit filled with smoke after takeoff! Yikes. TMZ confirms that Brown got on the jet in Burbank headed for the Met Gala, but roughly 7 to 8 minutes into the flight, everyone on board began to notice that the plane was much smokier than it should be!
One source told TMZ, “It was A LOT of smoke … everywhere.”
The pilot immediately turned the plane around and performed an emergency landing back in California. The passengers, of course, were freaked but the pilot was collected and handled the situation like a pro!
And hey, you hire a private jet, you should get a pro flying it!
Brown eventually made it to Teterboro, boarding another jet soon after the first touched down. He may have really wanted to make the Met Gala event, but missed it due to all this private jet switching. Fortunately for him, he made the after-party. And to Brown, that’s probably all that mattered. CHEERS!
Posted Tuesday, May 7th, 2013 at 12:12pm
Filed under Chris Brown