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The Most Shocking Tidbits From Teresa Giudice’s Prison Tell-All

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Teresa Giudice is officially a free woman, and while this cover doesn’t really reflect it (not sure if ‘Turning the Tables” is a good title for a book about prison stuff), the Real Housewives of New Jersey star is spilling all the deets of her 11-month stay in jail.

Here are, according to People, the juiciest bits of her strange prison diary:

• Teresa, 43, had to squat and cough during her first strip search at the Federal Correctional Institution in Danbury, Connecticut. “I have never felt more vulnerable in my life,” she said of the experience.

• Feminine products had many uses in prison. Inmates used maxi-pads for everything from facemasks to makeup removers, slippers and cleaning rags. “I laughed the first time I wiped down the floor and my locker with a maxi pad. I couldn’t help but think, if only everyone could see me now.” But the one that surprised the reality star the most? A prison-style sex toy made with a maxi-pad a toothbrush and a rubber glove. “I never cared to use anything like that, but I have to say, the women in there are so creative.”

• Teresa witnessed nightly sex sessions and hookups between her roommates. “The ladies were getting it on so much that our room became known as the Boom Boom Room,” she said.

• She worked out three times a day, lost 8 lbs. and went down two to three sizes. Teresa did everything from running on the track to lifting weights and exercise classes, but she became most passionate about yoga: “It got me though this whole ordeal, and I can’t live without it now.”

Honestly, this doesn’t sound that bad. All the time in the world to do yoga, write a book and muffle the sounds of your roommates’ lesbian hookups? Yeah, I can think of worse things.

Do you think her prison stint seems hard?

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Posted Tuesday, February 9th, 2016 at 10:10am
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Teresa Giudice Talks Prison Cuisine, A.K.A. Rice Maggots And Crazy Constipation

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Man, going to prison is like, the best thing that ever happened to Real Housewives star Teresa Giudice…it’s the weirdo gift that keeps on giving!

Her new book drops today, and yeah, we’ll get to that. But first, we gotta talk prison FOOD. After a year long stint in the boom boom room, Teresa has a mouthful of words to say about the place’s culinary wiles, and it’s especially hilarious because she’s trying to eat “clean” and “consciously” while having a starring role in the Orange Is The New Black episode that is her life.

“Everything was expired. In the summer it got around that someone saw maggots in the rice, and that blew around the camp quick,” she tells PEOPLE exclusively in this week’s isssue. “I was grossed-out and never wanted to eat rice again but at the same time I was starting to cut out the carbs so it kind of worked anyway.”

I guess being on a health kick while in the klink isn’t the easiest…? Shocker.

“We did have salad, but, oh my God, it was beans and rice all the time,” she tells PEOPLE. “I mean, you know, listen: The inmates were the cooks and they did the best they could, but you know, it wasn’t the best quality of food. It wasn’t.”

Also, REAL TALK? She got mad constipated.

“I had like a lot of stomach problems there. I couldn’t go to the bathroom … I was, like, dying. I was like, ‘My stomach is killing me,’ ” she reveals. “I started not eating so much of the meat because I would get sick. The meat I didn’t eat because I knew it was definitely expired.”

(Via People)

A fate worse than death! Still, expired meat??? Is that what my tax dollars are going towards? Shame, US prison system. SHAME!

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Posted Tuesday, February 9th, 2016 at 7:07am
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Khloe Kardashian And James Harden Had A Very Chill Breakup A Couple Weeks Ago

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And all of a sudden…Khloe Kardashian and James Harden weren’t a thing anymore.

Us Weekly says that Khloe and James’ relationship went the way of French Montana…to the ‘ol Kardashian ex graveyard in the sky…

“She dumped him weeks ago,” the source tells Us of the Kocktails With Khloe host, who first stepped out with the Houston Rockets player, 26, last July.

Kardashian and Harden weathered several storms together before their split, including a medical scare involving her estranged husband, Lamar Odom, who nearly died after being found unconscious in a Nevada brothel last October.

“James has been great. He’s been very supportive with everything,” she told Ryan Seacrest in November. “I’m sure there was, of course, times that he was uncomfortable with some of the things, but I’m a very honest person and I have nothing to hide.… He’s been great and I’ve been open and honest.”

Great…but not great enough. In January, Harden was photographed with Kylie Jenner‘s winner of a boyfriend, Tyga, after which Kardashian shared a cryptic quote reading, “Stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love.”

Now technically, Khloe is still married to Odom, though EVERYBODY says the two aren’t banging, just taking long hikes with Kim Kardashian. I kinda think the two were distancing each other because how you gonna compete with a dude (ex HUSBAND) who just started walking again after a major health scare? Yeah. Not some beardy bballer.

Why do YOU think James and Khloe broke up???

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Posted Tuesday, February 9th, 2016 at 5:05am
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Lamar Odom’s Well Enough To Hike With Kardashians

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Lamar Odom just had a huge milestone in his recovery, which involved two important elements: social media and some Kardashians.

Khloe and Kim Kardashian were by Lamar’s side as they live-streamed a hike they all went on near their Calabasas homes. They didn’t completely reveal Lamar on camera, which would have been admittedly pretty gross, they made it clear that he was part of the group (as shown by Kim’s instagram photo above).

TMZ reports that it’s the first time Lamar has gone outside for exercise, and the hike went off like gangbusters.  And it must not have been too much of a hassle, now that Lamar’s Khloe’s neighbor and she can help him all the time with rehab.

Nothing I like more than a couple of sisters livestreaming my recovery, right? But he was married to Khloe, so I guess Lamar knew what he was getting into…

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Posted Monday, February 8th, 2016 at 6:06am
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