Farrah Abraham knows enough that she has to justify her sex tape (and the selling of it) to fans, but not enough where the explanation isn’t completely ridiculous!

The Teen Mom star posted a message to her fans on video sharing site called Keek, seeking to justify to fans selling her sex tape to a porn publisher. Want to know what she said? You’re going to LOVE this…

“What would you do?” the 21-year-old rhetorically asked. “You have been a single mother for four years, off and on, dating loser-ass boys who always try and sell information, lie to you, manipulate you. You have just realized you are an awesome person and you deserve someone. Now that you’re 21, you’ve pretty much been crying every night because you are single and you’re alone. So, you make you’re own video, celebrate your awesome body (and) get your own sexy shots. So, the person you did this with has the urge to yell it out, when he should professional and is not. But you have companies that are interested, so why not sell it. And that’s what I did.”

(via Radar)

God, the fact that she has such a loose grip on what this means for her, her career, and how she is perceived for the rest of her life is kind of sickening.  She’s only 21! She has a KID! Not every sex video has a Kim Kardashian finish, people!

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“Backdoor Teen Mom” they call her.

Today we’re getting our first look at Farrah Abraham’s sex tape! You know, the one she made for her “personal collection” that just so happens to be filmed on a porn set, with a porn star.

The 21-year-old ‘Teen mom’ was paid 6 figures for the rights to the tape (although she claims it was 7 figures). By the looks of these pictures, she should stick to her day job ….. whatever that is.

Farrah opened up to In Touch about her sex tape, saying she was very proud of herself:

“I am happy with the seven-figure settlement I have reached with what I feel to be the best adult entertainment company in the industry, Vivid,” Farrah exclusively tells In Touch. “I look forward to my future goals of completing my Master’s degree and focusing on being a great mother for my daughter as well as many other culinary business endeavors in my future.”

The reality star’s professionally directed sex tape, which is titled Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, will be released online at vivid.com on May 6 and it will be sold in stores nationwide on May 14.

“This is a risk for me to take; however, I feel comfortable with giving the rights to Vivid, a company I know can handle the media and press surrounding my sexuality,” Farrah tells In Touch.

Mother to 4-year-old Sophia, Farrah claims she intended the filmed romp with porn star James Deen to be for her eyes only — until she received “great feedback” and began shopping around for potential sales offers.

“I think many fans will be shocked at how truly explicit it is, including stunning backdoor scenes,” Vivid Entertainment founder and co-chairman Steve Hirsch said in a press release about the tape. “Farrah’s looks remind me of a young Kim Kardashian, and we all know how her story turned out.”

“I am very pleased with the outcome and to have this opportunity to be an entrepreneur in another unexpected light in my life,” Farrah tells In Touch.

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Troubled ‘Teen Mom’ star Farrah Abraham is apparently looking to extend her 15-minutes of fame by appearing on Dr. Phil’s show, which will air today. In this promo for the interview, Dr. Phil confronts Abraham (who is the mother of a 4-year-old girl) about her sex tape, recent DUI, and more.

When asked about the DUI, she abruptly answers, “I drove around a corner and parked.”

“So you were driving drunk?” Dr. Phil asks. “I was actually parked, so, no, I was not driving drunk,” Abraham responds.

In another clip, Dr. Phil asks her about the sex tape she made with porn star James Deen. “I made my own personal video.” This is utter BS, she filmed the tape with the intent on “accidentally” leaking it for profit.

During the interview, Abraham loses her cool, and tells Dr. Phil, “I’m sorry I’m here.” This doesn’t phase Dr. Phil – and he continues to grill her. “Unlike your mother I don’t care if you throw a fit or don’t,” he says. “You’re upset because I ask questions that you don’t have good answers for.”

Abraham’s parents Michael and Debra will also appear on today’s episode, discussing their daughter’s recent behavior.

Farrah Abraham is not an intelligent person. That’s what I got from reading this article below. Not only is SHE not intelligent, but neither are her parents.

The ‘Teen Mom’ star is blasting her sex tape partner, James Deen. TMZ caught up with the 20-year-old “star” at an airport with her mom on Saturday, and she had nothing nice to say about Deen. “I don’t need to talk negatively about someone because I have nothing good to say. He should really just get out of the porn industry because things have gotten to his head, he disrespects women and his penis is small. …I haven’t seen many but his definitely was not big.”

I think it’s hilarious that she attacks his penis size. I mean – he’s in the porn industry – and while I have NO INTENTION on googling him, from what I’ve read on the web, he’s kind of known for his larger-than-normal penis. So what’s the point in bashing his penis size. That the best she’s got?

But wait …. it gets better. Just wait until you see what her mom had to say. Continue reading after the jump! (more…)

The MTV Movie Awards included performances by Selena Gomez and Macklemore & Ryan Lewis. The Awards are known for celebrating unique categories, such as Best Shirtless Performance and Best Kiss.

Here is a list of last night’s winners:

Movie of the Year: “Marvel’s The Avengers”
Best Male Performance: Bradley Cooper, “Silver Linings Playbook”
Breakthrough Performance: Rebel Wilson, “Pitch Perfect”
Best Villain: Tom Hiddleston, “The Avengers”
Best Hero: Martin Freeman, “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey”
Best Kiss: Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper, “Silver Linings Playbook”
Best Shirtless Performance: Taylor Lautner, “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2″
Best Fight: Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, and Tom Hiddleston, “Marvel’s The Avengers”
Best WTF Moment: Jamie Foxx and Samuel L. Jackson, “Django Unchained”
Best Musical Moment: Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson, Anna Camp, Brittany Snow, Alexis Knapp, Ester Dean and Hana Mae Lee, “Pitch Perfect”

What’s funny about the MTV Movie Awards – is you can always tell who’s going to win – by who’s actually there. Bradley Cooper showed up, so obviously he won. Jamie Foxx showed up, so obviously he won. Taylor Lautner showed up, because….well, what else is he going to do.

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MORE: Rebel Wilson as MTV Movie Awards Host: How did she do?

The above “double nip-slip” was just one of Rebel Wilson’s many unfunny moments, if you ask me. The Australian actress hosted the 2013 MTV Movie Awards, and I thought she was quite terrible. I know a lot of people really like the 27-year-old ‘Pitch Perfect’ actress, and I’m one of them. But she should stick to her day job, and leave the hosting to other comedians. I thought her jokes were unfunny, and the constant making fun-of-herself was just awkward to watch.

Other highlights for the first-time hostess: A spirited opening number with her Pitch Perfect castmates (minus Anna Kendrick), in which Wilson, clad in a leather dominatrix outfit, covered Miley Cyrus‘ “The Climb,” Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” and Alicia Keys‘ “Girl on Fire”; a Les Miserables spoof, in which Wilson crashes Anne Hathaway’s “I Dreamed a Dream” moment; a casting coach joke with Megan Fox as the punchline, not to mention lascivious cracks about her crushes Channing Tatum and Zac Efron.

Wilson also won her own awards during the evening, including Breakthrough Performance and Best Musical Moment, both for Pitch Perfect. “I only do acting for these awards,” she joked. “And for cash money.”

I’m sure a lot of you thought she was funny, and honestly – I’d love to hear your favorite parts. What did you think of Rebel as host?

Last night was the 2013 MTV Movie Awards. They were on so much earlier this year, I wonder why? Every year they fall on or around my birthday, which is the first  week of June. What’s with doing them in April, MTV?

Anyway, what did you think of the show? I’ll get to more of that later, but first and foremost, I have to say Rebel Wilson was a TERRIBLE host. She was completely UN-FUNNY the whole time, and I kept thinking to myself, WHY didn’t she hire herself a writer? Those jokes COULD have been funny, but they came out terribly. She was trying too hard, if you ask me. I felt uncomfortable FOR HER most of the time.

Anyway – we’ll talk more about the awards (and last night’s stage crasher) later. Now we’re all about FASHION! What was everyone wearing? Who was your favorite? Let’s begin!!

Selena Gomez wore a gold dress by Julian McDonald. I think she looks beautiful. The dress is gorg!

Kerry Washington wore Michael Kors.

Zoe Saldana wore Givenchy.

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