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John Mayer Is Doing A Broadway Musical About His Many Conquests

John Mayer Is Doing A Broadway Musical About His Many Conquests

Here’s something that won’t delight the likes of Taylor Swift, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston or Katy Perry… According to Mike Walker over at the “National Enquirer”, John is working on a Broadway musical based on his many conquests. God, I hope this is true!

My top-secret John Mayer bombshell’s already triggering Hollywood warning sirens … rupturing the eardrums — and God knows what else — of Sexy Boy’s numerous blast-from-the-past/humped-and-dumped star hotties, who are suddenly terrified they’ll be immortalized/scandalized in a new Broadway play he’s writing!

Mayer’s nervous brigade of bangee’s include: Katy Perry, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica “Sexual Napalm” Simpson; Taylor Swift; sex-plosive Jennifer Love Hewitt (who reportedly inspired his hit ditty, “Your Body is a Wonderland”); plus Renee Zellweger, Minka Kelly, Rhona Mitra, blah, blah, blah!

“John’s kept this project heavily under wraps,” says a source close to the star, “but word’s starting to leak now that the formal casting call’s gone out. It describes main character, “JOHN, early to mid-twenties/artistic musician. Handsome (ideally can play both guitar and piano)…!’

Justifiably nervous are exes Taylor Swift, who wrote mercilessly about her failed love affair with John; Jessica Simpson — who raged when he called her “sexual napalm” — and Jennifer Aniston, who famously followed him around the world like a love-struck puppy.

These famous flings, knowing John’s kiss-and-tell history, are now worried he’lll stage scenes from their sex lives ont he Broadway stage!” Mayer’s show-and-tell debuts this fall in a small California town, where producers will iron out the kinks — until it’s kinky enough for Broadway!

Can you even imagine?!?

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Posted Friday, August 1st, 2014 at 9:09am
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Katy Perry Doesn’t ‘Need a Dude’ to Have a Baby

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Katy Perry is appearing on her third Rolling Stone cover, which will be on stands Friday.  The pop star has had nine number-one singles and sold over 81 million singles, and over 11 million albums.  She has clearly achieved great success – but she doesn’t yet have it all.  In her interview, she talks about wanting to someday, have a child:

“I want to be doing that in the right time,” she says. “And that’s not in the next two years, you know? Maybe it’s in a five-year plan, but I need to really be able to focus 100 percent of my attention on it. I don’t really want to take the child on tour. Not until, like, birth through five is over.” And there doesn’t necessarily have to be a man in the picture, she adds, mentioning her friends Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka.  “I don’t need a dude. I mean, Neil and David, their twins are beautiful. It’s 2014! We are living in the future; we don’t need anything. I don’t think I’ll have to, but we’ll see. I’m not anti-men. I love men. But there is an option if someone doesn’t present himself.”

Perry also gives hope to awkward girls everywhere when she explains that she was ‘awkward’ in high school:

I mean, they called me ‘over-the-shoulder boulder holder,’ and I wasn’t that cute. I looked like a square ­– a rectangle, actually – because I was going through my teenage awkward phase.”

I’m sure those who mocked her are regretting their mean words today!  Perry has certainly had the last laugh.

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Posted Thursday, July 31st, 2014 at 2:14pm
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Robert Pattinson flirting with Katy Perry

Robert Pattinson flirting with Katy Perry

It’s about time that Robert Pattinson has caught onto the idea of dating Katy Perry. There have been rumors in the past about the status of their relationship, but each time they both have said that they are merely friends. Perhaps the idea has finally settled in for both of them that they would make a cute couple?

During an afterparty for his movie “The Rover”, Katy sneaked into a party and went through the kitchen and out to the patio. Later, she was joined by the actor. A source said, “They were heavily flirting. At one point, Robert sauntered to the bar with a pal and was heard saying, ‘She’s so [bleeping] hot’, nodding in Katy’s direction.”

Other reports have suggested that these two have already been hooking up on a regular basis. The insider said, “They’ve always been friends with benefits. They’re both very low-key – that’s why they like each other.”

Another source said, “Rob has made her promise to count on him for support, like she did for him when he split from Kristen Stewart. The question is, how much comforting will go – they always had this really flirtatious relationship.”

Do you think they should just go for it already?

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Posted Monday, June 16th, 2014 at 9:09am
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Katy Perry uses crystals in order to get men

Katy Perry uses crystals in order to get men

Katy Perry was married to and has dated some pretty famous fellas and if you were ever wondering what her secret was, it’s because she’s rich and famous using crystals!

She said to the July issue of “Cosmo”, “I don’t stay single for long. I carry a lot of rose quartz, which attracts the male. Maybe I need to calm it down with the amethyst. I’m not like Professor Higgins with my sex life. I’m not super strict. For me, the most important thing about sex is connection.”

Isn’t that just the weirdest thing? She actually believes that carrying around these crystals will make it easier for her to get guys in the sack? Nevermind the fact that she’s pretty, young, rich and famous?!?

WEIRD. Despite that, I would totally start carrying around some quartz if it would attract Channing Tatum. Just sayin’.

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Posted Friday, June 6th, 2014 at 10:10am
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