Chris Brown has been trying to worm his way out of prison by any means necessary, and while a judge has ordered him to stay put until at least April 23rd, now it seems things might be taking an even more serious turn, and he may in fact be handed over to the US Marshal to stand trial in Washington DC.
The judge in the D.C. assault case has signed an order — obtained by TMZ — commanding the honchos at L.A. County Jail to release Chris to the U.S. Marshal.
The Rihanna judge has already ordered Chris to stay in the slammer until his April 17 D.C. assault trial, but the judge never determined how he would get there.
Even though the D.C. judge imposed the order Wednesday … it’s not a done deal. The Rihanna judge must sign off before the U.S. Marshal is able to grab the singer.
Chris’ lawyer, Mark Geragos, opposes the order and says Chris is more than willing to voluntarily fly to D.C.
Is the judge in this case being a little over the top? Probably, but it seems – just like the rest of us – he’s tired of Chris getting away with blue murder, as the saying goes, and wants to put him in his place. Chris clearly feels the law doesn’t apply to him, so I’m not really against a little extra heat being put on him so that he realizes he’s not in charge here.
What will happen in this case, no one knows. I can guess – which is that he’ll get off as per usual – but I sorta hope I’m wrong!
The L.A. County Dept. of Children and Family Services just opened a fresh investigation into allegations that someone hurt Bob, one of Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller‘s twins, and Mueller thinks Denise Richards did it!
TMZ was told that Brooke reported the incident over the weekend, just after Charlie appeared on TMZ Live and threatened her. Apparently, there was a cut on Bob’s back that was deep enough to scab over, and Brooke attested to the fact that it happened while Denise had custody of Bob.
If you’ve been following this ridiculousness, you know that Denise was the guardian of the twins while Brooke tried to kick her dependency issues. Denise threw in the towel yesterday over the kids’ violent behavior. Now, Brooke’s brother Scott is the twin’s guardian.
After a visit to Bob’s school, social workers investigated Brooke’s allogation and determined that the cut had been there for more than a week, which means it could have happened while Bob was under either Denise or Brooke’s care. DCFS then interviewed Denise, who said the cut had been there for more than a week.
And, the perpetrator still remains at large. Oh man, I’ll be so happy when this custody battle is over, won’t you?
Charlie Sheen doesn’t know the meaning of “back off!”
The “WINNER” was called out by the judge presiding over the custody case between Charlie and ex Brooke Mueller over their twins, Bob & Max. According to a source in the courtroom, the judge kinda SCHOOLED Sheen, talking him that if he doesn’t keep his mouth shut, he could go to prison!
The Anger Management actor has been freaking out lately over the fact that his boys are on their way to living with Brooke Mueller again…I would be, too, but Charlie needs to keep it together if he ever wants to see his kids again (meaning, no name calling, threats or this kind of bull!)
The incessant threats by Charlie led to him being summoned to court and getting a temporary restraining order that prohibits him from going even 200 yards near Brooke. He’s also been issued a gag order and can NOT talk about the case anymore, according to PerezHilton!
I’m sure he took it with tremendous graciousness and aplomb! In any case, time for Charlie to do a bit more behaving.
Lindsay Lohan appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman last night, how many of you caught it? Not me, I was passed out sick in bed. (Allergies SUCK!)
Anyway, here are some new pictures of Lindsay leaving the Ed Sullivan Theater after appearing on the show. Lindsay is promoting her cameo in ‘Scary Movie 5,’ but that’s not what anyone wants to hear about anyway, right?
Letterman asked her about going to rehab, and Lindsay responded “To be honest, I’m happiest when I’m working – the healthiest. I think this is an opportunity for me to focus on what I love in life. And I don’t think it’s a bad thing. I think it’s a blessing.” Letterman tried to get her to talk about her specific addictions, and why she needed rehab, but Lindsay avoided answering directly.
Here’s the video from last night. My thoughts on the video:
Why does Lindsay NEVER wear a bra?
Lindsay had THREE outfit changes for one appearance? She arrived in one, wore a different one on the show – and then left in this one. Really?
She looks like CHIT on Letterman. Her face is so messed up – and swollen looking. Maybe hung over?
OMG I loved it when Letterman asked her “Now, do you routinely go around grabbing stuff?”
“Lindsay Lohan’s in court so often, the cafeteria has named a sandwich after her.” Ha!
Lindsay tells Letterman she’ll begin her 3-month rehab stay on May 2. There goes the summer!
Lindsay just blurts out that Heavy D was at the morgue when she was there working on her community service.
Lindsay doesn’t know why she’s always in trouble, she says she’s “a target.” Oh, poor Lindsay.