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Replace Historical Facts And Mathematical Theorems With This Useless Information About Chris Brown!

Chris Brown Comments On Tyga's Alleged Relationship With Kylie Jenner

You know you want to. Why? Who knows. Oh yeah, I do. Because he’s GD ridiculous.

Grammy Award winning singer Chris Brown, who’s currently on his One Hell of a Nite Tour through Sept. 19, shared 25 surprising and some admirable facts about himself with Us Weekly. My favorites are highlighted in bold. Enjoy:

1. I am a neat freak.

2. I listen to Sango and Hippie Sabotage on Pandora.

3. I’m the only singer who has been incarcerated and had a No. 1 record at the same time.

4. I’ve trained in martial arts and boxing.

5. I own 14 Burger Kings.

6. I paint monsters that are mirror images of people’s negative views of me.

7. I was 13 when I got my first tattoo.

8. I don’t bite my tongue.

9. I freestyle all my songs.

10. I love to paint murals, and then I donate most of the profits to charity.

11. I recently went to church for the first time in 15 years and loved it.

12. I am a huge comic book fan.

13. I direct or codirect and edit all my videos.

14. I bought my mom a $1 million dollar house when I was 15 years old.

15. I don’t eat beef or pork.

16. I talk to a pastor twice a week.

17. When I was 6, I witnessed a relative attempt to commit suicide.

18. I’m a man of many emotions.

19. My first car was a Lamborghini.

20. I smile a lot because this world doesn’t allow for people to cry.

21. After creating my clothing line, I made $4 million in the first year.

22. I love dancing with my daughter [Royalty, 15 months].

23. I love to help choose my daughter’s outfits.

24. Success or money never changed who I am as a person.

25. I think the best thing God created was a woman.

You must paint a lot of monsters, Chris Brown. Maybe, as murals in your Burger Kings? This list is so ridiculous and self-aggrandizing it almost makes me LIKE Chris Brown in all his ridiculousness. Don’t worry, though- I don’t. Why? Because I’m a woman of many emotions.

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Posted Thursday, August 27th, 2015 at 9:09am
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Emile Hirsch Is Going To Jail

Whitney Port at The Party Celebration of the new T-Mobile Sidekick 4G in Beverly Hills

Sorry, Emile Hirsch. Well, sorry NOT sorry cause you CRAY.

Remember when Emile randomly put a movie executive at Sundance in a choke hold until she blacked out? Yeah, well, time to pay the piper, bro:

Actor Emile Hirsch has been sentenced to 15 days in jail for attacking a female movie executive at Sundance, with his victim telling the court, “He choked me until I blacked out … I thought I was going to die.”

Just days after attending the premiere of his movie “Ten Thousand Saints” in LA, Hirsch appeared in court in Park City, Utah, on Monday after striking a plea deal on the felony and misdemeanor charges resulting from his nightclub attack on Paramount Digital VP Daniele Bernfeld at the film festival on Jan. 25. The 3.30 a.m. attack at Tao Nightclub was first reported by Page Six.

The actor was sentenced to 15 days in jail, starting immediately, and will be required to pay $4,750 and do 50 hours of community service. But Bernfeld told the court that his punishment doesn’t go far enough.

Issuing a statement detailing her ordeal at Hirsch’s hands, which was read in the court before the “Into The Wild” star was sentenced, Bernfeld said, “I was subjected to a violent and unprovoked attack by a complete stranger. The defendant, Emile Hirsch, put me in a chokehold, pulled me off my feet and threw me on the floor. With the full force of his weight, he choked me until I blacked out. It took two people to pull him off me, and if not for their intervention, the attack would have continued. I thought I was going to die.”

(Via Page Six)

15 days in jail, 5,000 in fines and 50 hours of community service seems…very generous of the court. What do you think about his punishment? I say he lucked out, BIG TIME.

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Posted Tuesday, August 18th, 2015 at 12:12pm
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Lindsay Lohan Has Community Service Fans

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Lindsay Lohan’s latest attempt to complete her community service hours just got…more fabulous!

The swoll patrol (aka a couple of fit as hell LiLo fans) rolled out the welcome mat, gathering to pose down outside Duffield Children’s Center in Brooklyn in anticipation of her arrival to begin logging her required hours. Which…might be a while, given her terrible track record of not doing anything for community service, ever.

Sorry, dudes. Maybe get back to the gym? This might take a while. Also- let’s try not to scare the kids too much, mmmkay?

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Posted Tuesday, May 12th, 2015 at 10:10am
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Lindsay’s Finally Finishing Her Community Service (Maybe?)

Elle Style Awards 2015

Well, Lindsay Lohan is FINALLY doing some work (you know, real work, not like, greeting-people-after-her play work).

Why? Because Lilo will be spending the foreseeable future at a Brooklyn daycare center, and if she doesn’t she might go to prison (though I’m not even sure I believe that anymore, to be REAL). TMZ reports:

We’ve learned the Duffield Children’s Center will be Lindsay’s community service center of choice as she comes down to the wire in her probation case. As we reported, she’s only completed 9 1/2 hours of the 125 and has until May 28 to finish.

Based on our calculations, she’ll have to work 7 hours a day, 7 days a week to reach 125 hours by the deadline. If she does, she’ll be taken off probation and the case will be closed. If she doesn’t, the judge has promised she’ll do jail time to serve out her sentence.

As we reported … Linds had gone M.I.A. in London over the weekend, but it appears she’s finally surfaced in NYC, and claims she’s “ready to help.”

Duffield honchos tell TMZ Lindsay will help kids with arts and crafts, reading and she’ll also do administrative work. LiLo has done work there before and they say they’re happy to have her back.

So do you think she’s ACTUALLY COMPLETE HER COMMUNITY SERVICE? I for the life of me can’t see her successfully working with kids, but that’s just my sane, adept mind. Who knows? Maybe because of her uh, immaturity, she’ll relate to them and they can make macaroni necklaces together…

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Posted Monday, May 11th, 2015 at 11:11am
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