Lindsay Lohan appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman last night, how many of you caught it? Not me, I was passed out sick in bed. (Allergies SUCK!)

Anyway, here are some new pictures of Lindsay leaving the Ed Sullivan Theater after appearing on the show. Lindsay is promoting her cameo in ‘Scary Movie 5,’ but that’s not what anyone wants to hear about anyway, right?

Letterman asked her about going to rehab, and Lindsay responded “To be honest, I’m happiest when I’m working – the healthiest. I think this is an opportunity for me to focus on what I love in life. And I don’t think it’s a bad thing. I think it’s a blessing.” Letterman tried to get her to talk about her specific addictions, and why she needed rehab, but Lindsay avoided answering directly.

Here’s the video from last night. My thoughts on the video:

• Why does Lindsay NEVER wear a bra?
• Lindsay had THREE outfit changes for one appearance? She arrived in one, wore a different one on the show – and then left in this one. Really?
• She looks like CHIT on Letterman. Her face is so messed up – and swollen looking. Maybe hung over?
• OMG I loved it when Letterman asked her “Now, do you routinely go around grabbing stuff?”
• “Lindsay Lohan’s in court so often, the cafeteria has named a sandwich after her.” Ha!
• Lindsay tells Letterman she’ll begin her 3-month rehab stay on May 2. There goes the summer!
• Lindsay just blurts out that Heavy D was at the morgue when she was there working on her community service.
• Lindsay doesn’t know why she’s always in trouble, she says she’s “a target.” Oh, poor Lindsay.

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Lindsay Lohan stopped by the Letterman Show this afternoon, for her scheduled appearance that will air tonight. I find it funny that she can show up for Letterman, but she can’t get her butt into her scheduled deposition which happened yesterday.

She was scheduled to appear in Los Angeles yesterday morning for a deposition in another lawsuit. She was ordered to appear for a deposition in her lawsuit with a paparazzo named Grigor Balyan. Grigor is suing Linsday and her assistant after claims that the assistant crashed into him in 2010 outside a club, which landed him in the hospital.

Sources connected with the case tell TMZ, Lindsay’s attorney Julia Azrael tried to give the pap’s lawyers a heads up last week … that she hadn’t been able to get in touch with the actress … but the depo wasn’t rescheduled.

We’re told the pap’s lawyers will be filing papers this week … asking for a judge to force Lindsay to show up. If Lindsay continues to refuse, the judge could simply issue a judgment against her and order LiLo to pay a ton of cash.

Stay tuned …

But here she is in New York City, appearing on Letterman! The actress is most likely promoting her unimpressive cameo in ‘Scary Movie 5.’

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You may remember that Lindsay Lohan was adamant about going to rehab, and pushed her lawyer to write up a plea deal that would allow her to go there instead of taking her case to trial. Turns out that Lindsay was making her lawyer write into her plea deal that if she went to rehab, she’d be allowed to take her Adderall with her.

How is this even possible? Adderall is a drug – a HIGHLY addictive drug from everything I’ve read. What kind of rehab facility will let their patient come in and take more drugs? Turns out Lindsay’s lawyer may have made a promise he can’t keep. TMZ reports:

We’re told Lindsay was steadfast — either attach Adderall to the deal or she’d take her chances at trial. Sources say Lindsay’s lawyer, Mark Heller, assured her he could find a lockdown rehab facility that would accommodate her demand.

Heller may not be able to deliver … fact is, there’s no such thing as a lockdown rehab facility that would take Lindsay, much less allow her to take the drug.

It’s pretty ironic … when Lindsay was jailed back in 2010, she got a doctor to prescribe Adderall while she was behind bars … even though her ADHD diagnosis was called into serious question.

Oh Lindsay…..

PS: I just love these pictures. I am always going to use them. She just looks like her brain is filled with cobwebs.

Looks like maybe Lindsay Lohan may not have gotten off as easily as she thought she did after all!

Lindsay was sentenced on Monday to 90 days in locked-down rehab in lieu of jail time. But according to TMZ, New York does not have ANY rehab facilities that will force their patients to be locked in against their will, and this was one of the terms Lohan’s judge specifically asked for. Because of this tiny wrinkle, Lohan could be forced to serve her 90 days IN JAIL.

RELATED: Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer is being investigated for witness tampering!

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that Lohan’s lawyer, Mark Heller, was the one who suggested to prosecutors that the plea bargain, which folds Lohan’s jail time into her rehab stint, be implemented on the basis that New York has rehab clinics with guards preventing patients from leaving the vicinity. An official from the organization that oversees New York rehab facilities reportedly said that no such option exists.

“The sentence was actually 90 days in custody, and lockdown rehab would satisfy that,” a source reportedly said. “If there’s no such thing, then she’ll go to jail for 90 days.”

Prosecutors are now checking to verify that Heller’s representation was accurate.

A source close to Lohan reportedly told X17 that the 26-year-old actress wants to complete her rehab in New York because “she considers New York her home now” and she’s less likely to be inundated by paparazzi there than in Los Angeles.

It seems overall that Lohan isn’t especially worried about her purported lockdown, as she was spotted attempting to enter a Hollywood nightclub on Monday, just hours after receiving her sentencing. The paparazzi were reportedly so unruly that she didn’t make it though the door, although Lohan took to Twitter the next day to deny that she was present at all.

Lohan tweeted this picture last night from New York City, with the caption “Mr. Pink ginseng, and yes I am home love NYC ” . She wasted no time hopping on a plane and getting the hell outta Los Angeles. Look at that smug look on her face, don’t you kind of want to slap her? Looks a little different than she did in court on Monday, no?

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So here are pictures from inside the courthouse yesterday afternoon, during Lindsay Lohan’s court appearance. Good Lord does Lindsay look ROUGH! She arrived almost an hour late to her live hearing, something about switching planes, and when she landed, this is what she looked like. What on earth was going down in NYC before she boarded the plane? Full night of boozing? No sleep? She is looking tore up! Not to mention she has souless eyes…just saying.

Anyway, yesterday during her hearing, Lindsay accepted a plea deal which stated that Lindsay would have to check herself into a locked down rehab for 90 days. According to RadarOnline, Lindsay rejected a plea deal that would have allowed Lindsay to stay home for 30 days. Why on earth would she have rejected that offer? Turns out part of the deal would include her wearing a SCRAM bracelet – which detects any alcohol or drugs in the system. Looks like Lindsay didn’t think she could handle that – and opted for rehab instead.

PHOTO: Lindsay Lohan returns borrowed $1,700 amfAR dress in SHREDS

More information is coming out about Lindsay’s crash back in June on the Pacific Coast Highway. Looks like Linds was drinking and driving – and she lied about it.

Now we know why prosecutors wanted Lindsay Lohan in lockdown rehab — she was driving with alcohol in the car at the time of the June crash.

TMZ has obtained a copy of the police report, in which the officer says after the crash a plastic water bottle was lying a few feet from the driver’s door. The officer picked up the bottle and noticed the water was amber colored. He smelled the liquid and says “it was an alcoholic beverage, possibly wine.”

The cop says, “It was my opinion that one of the occupants … was possibly in possession of the open container and discarded it shortly after the collision.”

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … they believe the bottle was Lindsay’s.

On top of that, the cop says when Lindsay arrived at the hospital, there was an odor of alcohol on her breath.

Lindsay isn’t the only one who’s having a hard time being honest. Looks like her lawyer could be in trouble as well. Turn’s out he may have manipulated one of Lindsay’s former assistants into lying on the stand. That would be a big no-no, right?

Lindsay Lohan’s attorney Mark Heller is in the crosshairs of a possible witness tampering investigation … after allegations surfaced that he tried to manipulate Lindsay’s former assistant into lying on the stand … TMZ has learned.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … the Santa Monica City Attorney will be launching an investigation and will interview Lohan’s ex-assistant Gavin Doyle tomorrow in the presence of police.

We’re told … prosecutors believe Heller may have approached Gavin and tried to get him to admit that he was the one driving the vehicle when Lohan’s Porsche crashed into a big rig on Pacific Coast Highway last summer.

TMZ has learned Gavin has told multiple people about the alleged witness tampering … including an officer of the court.

As for Heller, he has strongly stated that any accusation of witness tampering on his part is “crazy.”

RELATED: Samantha Ronson’s mom speaks out about Lindsay Lohan, saying “she was clearly out of control”

Now back to these pictures…. what was going on? Lindsay coming down from something??

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Celebrity Chef Cat Cora will NOT be going to jail for her DUI!

If you’ve forgotten, The Around the World in 80 Plates co-host rear-ended a car pulling out of a tavern in Santa Barbara, California. After being stopped by the police, she pled no contest to driving with a blood alcohol level of .08 or higher, according to TMZ – and had her remaining DUI count dropped!

Phew!

Cora was sentenced to three years probation and nine months of DUI school, and will be paying $2,386 in fines. If she doesn’t end up fulfilling these requirements, she’ll get a 120-day suspended jail sentence.  Man- food network star to jailtime looming over one’s head…I bet she won’t be driving under the influence again.

And, she is!  In a public statement, Cora assumed fault and seems genuinely regretful.

“I deeply regret my decision to drive that evening after my designated driver became unavailable…I learned a very important lesson from this experience and take full accountability for my actions. This will never happen again.”

We all make mistakes…even dangerous ones.  I think she seems pretty authentically sorry, don’t you?

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Amber Portwood asked the judge to send her to jail – rather than treatment – and looks like the ‘Teen Mom’ has gotten her wish!

According to TMZ, the young mother asked an Indiana judge to ‘reimpose her sentence’ after being arrested in December. Had Amber successfully completed her rehab treatment, she wouldn’t have had to go to jail. While in court last month, Amber told the judge she’d rather go to jail than rehab.

She reportedly blurted out her admission in front of her lawyer, who was said to have been shocked by the statement.

Portwood told the judge that she was a ‘bad girl’, and had used since starting the program, which she said she ‘couldn’t stand’.

She allegedly then asked the judge to send her to prison because she just couldn’t complete the order.

The judge accepted her plea, and subsequently sent her right back behind bars inside the Madison County jail in Indiana.

The ordeal comes as Amber was released from jail just a few weeks ago in May, stemming from her original drug arrest in December.

She had been arrested and sent to prison for skipping a drug court appointment, then allegedly lying about it.

Sources told TMZ, the same judge took pity on her and decided she should be released back to home detention.

At the time the judge told her that he wanted her to continue drug rehabilitation treatment and find a proper job.

Her previous stint in jail was triggered after she told authorities the reason she missed her appointment was she had undergone a laparoscopic gall bladder surgery and was ordered to be on bed rest by her doctors for two to three weeks.

But her case manager did not believe her, and after speaking to her doctor found out she was lying.

Her physician maintained that she was well enough to go to court and take her drugs test, and as a result she was ordered back to jail for being in violation of her probation.

For the sake of her daughter, I really hope she can get her sh*t together.

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