Back in October, Martha Stewart took a stab at poking fun at Gwyneth Paltrow’s divorce from Chris Martin with a full page recipe for a holiday pie with the title “Conscious Coupling”. Now, it appears that Gwynnie has decided to fire back with her “Jailbird Cake”.
From Martha Stewart’s holiday pie picture:
Every Thanksgiving table should be blessed with the presence of a long-married pair who bring out the best in each other, are completely enamored despite their differences, and leave every other guest thinking, I’ll have what they’re having. Our holiday pies honor such so there’s a pleasant mix of textures and flavors in every bite. No matter how you slice partnerships, each spotlighting the perfect marriage of crust and filling these six irresistible desserts, there is a whole lot to love.
Jailbird Cake seems kind of a lame response to Martha’s shade, so we’re going to award this round to Martha. You can check out the recipe for GOOP’s lame cake here.
Posted Friday, November 21st, 2014 at 11:11am
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Gwyneth Paltrow may be known for her effete “healthy” lifestyle…until now!
In Touch reports that when the GOOP founder discovered her ex-husband, Chris Martin, got back together with Jennifer Lawrence, she ditched seen at the Coldplay rocker’s Malibu home on both Oct. 27 and Oct. 30.
I guess “Conscious uncoupling” might be a bit more difficult than it sounds! According to InTouch:
On her way to a photo shoot on Halloween, Gwyneth was so on edge she started smoking and even tried to get her driver to stop for a drink so she could calm her nerves, the insider tells In Touch. “She never smokes or drinks like that,” the insider adds, “so everyone knew something was up.”
“She was a mess all day,” the insider says of Gwyneth, who last year declared that she allows herself to smoke a single cigarette every Saturday night. (Oct. 31 happened to be a Friday.) She was chain-smoking, says the insider, and “started frantically texting Chris.”
I LOVE seeing perfect Gwyneth a little on edge. Is that wrong?
Posted Friday, November 14th, 2014 at 1:13pm
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Posted Wednesday, November 12th, 2014 at 1:13pm
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Now that Chris Martin has called it quits with Jennifer Lawrence, rumors are flying that he may consciously couple back up with his estranged wife Gwyneth Paltrow. Weird, isn’t it?
Chris’ split from Jennifer was said to be generated by Gwyneth’s sabotage on their relationship. Now it appears that they might get back together? Was this the plan all along???
‘Despite being very different beasts, Chris and Gwyneth adore one another. I suppose it’s a case of they can’t live without one another,’ a source close to the couple is quoted as saying. ‘Talk of officially ending their marriage is not even on the agenda. Lawyers haven’t been introduced yet. The chances of there being a happy reconciliation are very high. The split released a lot of pressure from the intense relationship but they are still very close. They look back and enjoy what they did have and are loving what they currently have.’
The news comes days after it was revealed that Chris had split with Jennifer Lawrence following a two-month romance. And on Thursday night, the Oscar-winning actress spent two hours at Chris’s Malibu home, collecting her belongings and talking with the Coldplay star.
A source close to the actress told MailOnline: ‘Jennifer went over to Chris’s to apologise for the coverage of their breakup being so one-sided, reclaim her possessions and to ensure there were no hard feelings.’
The source insisted that Jennifer is now happily single, adding: ‘They’re not getting back together.’
I’m starting to think that Gwyneth told Chris to hook up with Jennifer in order to make them even for her cheating on him with Brad Falchuk. What do you think?
Source, Photo Credit: Fame/Flynet
Posted Monday, November 3rd, 2014 at 9:09am
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