Order Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt’s book! That’ll make you famous – just like them! Here’s the book description:

How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press, and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture (Hardcover)

From braving the wilds of Los Angeles to the Costa Rican jungle, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have learned a thing or two about reality…television, that is. But while dominating the airwaves and tabloid covers every week may look like all fun and mind games, Speidi is here to tell you: becoming wildly famous requires hard work and a no-fail blueprint for success. Now, for the first time ever, Heidi and Spencer invite you behind the scenes as they reveal the ten-step plan that took them from nobodies to notorious! You will:

• Learn how to say I hate you without opening your mouth–Heidi’s exclusive tutorial
• Increase your capacity for evil with Spencer’s “Villain-o-meter”
• Discovery why getting and talking about plastic surgery is a must
• Unlock the secrets of celebrity couple math (e.g. Speidi > Heidi + Spencer)
• Mesmerize the media with outrageous behavior
• Bow down to the power of the paparazzi

…and much, much more!

With Heidi and Spencer as your personal coaches, you, too, can transform yourself into a red-carpet-ready superstar!

A superstar!! Could it be true!?

Four months into their marriage, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are already having some woes.

On The View Thursday, he said he won’t sleep with his wife because she keeps trying to get pregnant.

“She [says] she is not going to tell me she is going to go off her birth control,” Pratt, 26, said on The View Thursday.

Not sleeping with her is “the only thing I can think of in my defense,” he said.

Montag, 23, insisted she isn’t intentionally forgetting to tell him.

“I would tell him the truth, but sometimes mistakes happen,” she said. “Sometimes you accidentally miss one. It happens.”

Montag said she wants kids “sooner than later,” adding, “My mom was a young mom.”

But Pratt is so adamant about not wanting them, “He says he wants surgery,” Heidi said.

She said he “joked” about not wanting kids before they got married, but she never took him seriously.

“I thought we would get married and then go to that hurdle — marriage and then kids at the same time,” she said.

She said “it’s only four months. We’re supposed to be in the honeymoon phase.”

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I was just reading through all the latest Twitter updates, and saw one that Spencer Pratt just posted.  He’s such an idiot!

And I would say it’s more of Kristin Cavallari swooping in for sloppy seconds, rather than Lauren Conrad being replaced.

OMG why am I talking about this.

Are Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag headed to divorce court?

Possibly — if Heidi, 22, gets pregnant.

“He said, ‘That’s the quickest way to divorce,’” she tells MTV News. “I said, ‘No, sucker — you’ll be locked in. What do you mean?’”

Spencer, 25, says he isn’t joking.

If she gets pregnant, “I told her there’s a divorce or adoption,” he says. “If she’s not down with the adoption, I think it’s divorce.”

Why doesn’t he want a baby?

“I’m a baby. I’m not prepared,” he says. “And I’m not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn.”

Four months after getting married, Heidi — whom Spencer says is “trying to have a baby like it’s going to buy a new pair of Louis Vuittons” — says she’s “ready” for kids.

“I think I was born ready,” says The Hills star. “I’m very maternal. I’m very loving. I would be the best mom ever. [He feels] not quite the same, but maybe he just doesn’t know he wants kids yet. I think he never wants kids, but maybe I’ll have a surprise for him.”

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VIDEO: Did you catch the trainwreck that was Heidi’s performance on Miss Universe?

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Could Spencer Pratt be the next Brad Pitt?

That’s what The Hills star is hoping!

In his new book, How to Be Famous, the reality star discusses his desire to be like the Inglourious Basterds actor.

What impresses him most?

How Pitt handled his 2005 divorce from Jennifer Aniston amidst an affair with Angelina Jolie.

“There literally is not another situation in the history of Hollywood where a man left a woman as beloved as Jennifer Aniston for someone like Angelina Jolie (a home-wrecking head case) and still ended up the good guy,” Pratt writes. “We salute you, Mr. Pitt!”

In the tome — which is being published by Grand Central Publishing and hits bookshelves in November — Pratt opens up about his eagerness to be the bad guy.

“If I weren’t me, I’d hate me,” he adds. “When you’re the villain, you don’t have to worry about how your enemy feels.”

Case in point: He bragged that he couldn’t have cared less that he was blamed for leak of nemesis Lauren Conrad’s alleged sex tape. He even said he made a point of telling every blog that the tape — which he claims was “beyond boring” — existed.

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Could Spencer Pratt be the next Brad Pitt?

That’s what The Hills star is hoping!

In his new book, How to Be Famous, the reality star discusses his desire to be like the Inglourious Basterds actor.

What impresses him most?

How Pitt handled his 2005 divorce from Jennifer Aniston amidst an affair with Angelina Jolie.

“There literally is not another situation in the history of Hollywood where a man left a woman as beloved as Jennifer Aniston for someone like Angelina Jolie (a home-wrecking head case) and still ended up the good guy,” Pratt writes. “We salute you, Mr. Pitt!”

In the tome — which is being published by Grand Central Publishing and hits bookshelves in November — Pratt opens up about his eagerness to be the bad guy.

“If I weren’t me, I’d hate me,” he adds. “When you’re the villain, you don’t have to worry about how your enemy feels.”

Case in point: He bragged that he couldn’t have cared less that he was blamed for leak of nemesis Lauren Conrad’s alleged sex tape. He even said he made a point of telling every blog that the tape — which he claims was “beyond boring” — existed.

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