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By the time most people turn 31, they’ve managed to get their lives into some semblance of order — doing their laundry, paying their bills, and, oh yeah, registering their automobiles. But it turns out that for Lindsay Lohan’s “best friend,” Samantha Ronson, who turns 31 on Aug. 7, that last one has proved to be too difficult.

See, while Sam and Lindsay are busy partying this week with the Ronson family in Miami for the DJ’s birthday, back in L.A. the blonde Brit’s car has been slapped with a boot by the police — and it’s not for unpaid parking tickets.

OK! has learned that the reason behind the fancy orange footear on Sam’s Cadillac DTS is she has apparently not registered the car since the last registration expired in Nov. 2007. Additionally, it looks like Sam has used a piece of paper to deliberately covered up the VIN number on the dashboard — a big no-no to traffic cops everywhere.

In addition to the boot that now graces the front left tire of the Cadillac, there’s additional decoration on the car in the form of a giant orange sticker on the windshield that reads: “WARNING DO NOT MOVE THIS VEHICLE. This vehicle has been immobilized by the Los Angeles City Department of Transportation for Accumulation of Five or More Delinquent Parking Tickets…This vehicle will be removed and impounded from the street within 72 hours after installation of the devise.”

So if Sam doesn’t want to make the trek out to the impound lot, she had better hurry back from her Miami merry-making.

To get the boot removed from her car, which has been described as “dented on all four corners, with lots of body damage and scratched paint,” Sam must pay any outstanding parking tickets and show proof of new registration. Between fees and penalties, experts tell OK! she’s probably going to have to pay in the ballpark of $6,000 to make her car road-worthy again.

Happy 31st, Sam!

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Lindsay Lohan is set to prove she and Samantha Ronson are more than friends - she is reportedly planning to marry the DJ later this year.

The pair has long refused to confirm rumors they are in a lesbian relationship, but are now reportedly planning to exchange vows in a Los Angeles commitment ceremony.

And Lohan’s mother Dina is said to be planning a lavish reception party to “welcome Sam into the family”.

A source tells British newspaper The News Of The World: “Dina is still working on the date of the party but it’s looking like towards the end of the year.

“Lindsay’s new album Spirit In The Dark is out in November, so (the wedding could be held) around then. They’ve been keeping the relationship quiet for months and trying to pass each other off as ‘just good friends’. But they’ve decided it isn’t a fling - it’s for life - so they want to make their romance public.”

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Samantha Ronson posted this, showing how upset she is that the media is torturing Ali Lohan, on her Myspace page:

i mean….. really?

ok- so i don’t make reference to most of the crap said but every now and then my patience wears a little bit thin—-

from page 6 today

ALI Lohan is trying to make it big with her new single, “All the Way Around,” but she’s not getting any help from her big sister’s girlfriend. Samantha Ronson, who’s been dating Lindsay Lohan for several months, refuses to play the single during her DJ gigs. When Ronson played the Sephora party at the Angel Orensanz Foundation last week, a spy said, “[Mom] Dina showed up with a copy of the song for Sam to play - but she refused. The song is really bad.”

1- I really like the song- as soon as her myspace page goes up it will be a song of the day-

2- the only person who showed up with a cd for me to play was my lil step brother chris- he is in my top friends- i played his song coz i like it

3- where do they come up with this sh*t????

4- the most pathetic thing of all is that richard johnson is an old friend of my mother’s and therefore could have easily fact checked this one….. however- it would seem that no one cares to do any of that anymore- in fact- i’m sure if i looked up the last 10 times my name appeared on that page i would find that none of it was true.

i wouldn’t be responding to this one- but i’m afraid that people might actually believe that and that’s not fair to Ali. She’s 14 years old- high school is bad enough- do tabloids really need to torture teenagers as well?

well then- with that out of the way- I hope you are all well and check out the single on itunes- it’s a great f***ing pop song!

xosamantha

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