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Ryan Phillippe says his biggest turn off is crude women.

The ‘MacGruber’ star – whose exes include Abbie Cornish and former spouse Reese Witherspoon – likes women who can make him laugh, as long as they keep their jokes clean.

He said: “If a woman is funny, that will leave an impression and stay on my brain. A girl should do something, anything, to make me laugh. I like dark, intellectual wit. But no jokes about bodily functions. That’s not a turn-on for me.”

Ryan also revealed he uses his kids as an excuse to get out of bad dates.

The 35-year-old actor – who has two children, daughter Ava, 10, and six-year-old son Deacon, with Reese – added to Women’s Health magazine: “On a date if you’re not laughing and mentally stimulating the other person, there’s nowhere to go. Although you can resuscitate it by drinking. I always have the perfect excuse, ‘I have to put the kids to bed.’ ”

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When a rep for actress Abbie Cornish told UsMagazine.com in February that she had broken up with Ryan Phillippe, at least one person was surprised: Ryan Phillippe.

“I have a new rule: not to date anyone who has a publicist,” Phillippe quipped during a Monday radio interview on Howard Stern’s Sirius XM radio sho.

The actor explained that he and Cornish had privately ended their four-year romance face-to-face — but no one had warned him of an impending public statement claiming Cornish had dumped him.

“Who announces a breakup? I don’t understand that! There’s no need for that.”

Phillippe added, “I’ve been dumped on in the press for relationship stuff since Reese [Witherspoon] and i divorced.” Phillippe and Cornish began dating in 2006, around the same time as his split with Witherspoon after seven years of marriage.

“I’m tired of getting s*** on,” Phillippe, 35, told Stern. “I don’t feel like I deserve it. Things happen! How many people have you broken up with over your life?”

The actor and Witherspoon now share joint custody of their daughter Ava, 10, and son Deacon, 6 — and, he said, “it’s gotten to a place where we’re great friends and great co-parents.” Such great friends, in fact, that they console each other after breakups.

“After I had my breakup, she called, and after she did, I called.” Witherspoon, 34, called it quits with Jake Gyllenhaal in early December after nearly three years together.

Phillippe didn’t have much to say about Witherspoon’s new beau, Jim Toth. “I trust her to make the right decisions around our children,” he said simply “I hope she feels the same way.”

He points out that his kids don’t get too invested in their parents’ dating lives. “If the kids care about mom dad, and if that’s consistent and they feel protected that way, they don’t they don’t really care so much about who the parent is dating. They just don’t.”

To Howard Stern’s chagrin, Phillippe also reveals that he and his ex-wife have not had “ex sex.” “That hasn’t happened,” he told the shock jock.

Since the Cornish split, he said he’s “enjoying the single-ish” life, although he calls himself a “serial monogamist..Either a girl is worth spending all of my time with or none of my time.” He shoots down rumors that he’s hooked up with Victoria’s Secret model Selita Ebanks, Lindsay Lohan or Jessica Simpson. “I’ve never met Jessica Simpson!”

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Ryan Phillippe takes a walk in Los Angeles where the MacGruber actor looked less than happy to see photographers. Maybe he doesn’t like us cause we know he’s a habitual cheater? Team Reese!

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Aussie actress Abbie Cornish has split with Ryan Phillippe, her rep confirms has confirmed.

On Sunday, Cornish, 27, was spotted moving out of the Los Angeles home she shared with Phillippe, 35. The rep declined to comment whether Phillippe cheated on Cornish.

Cornish and Phillippe, who met on the set of the war drama Stop-Loss, began dating in 2006 – around the same time he and Reese Witherspoon announced they were separating after seven years of marriage. (Phillippe has two children with Witherspoon, daughter Ava, 10, and son Deacon, 6.)

Last fall, Cornish told W magazine that being linked to the collapse of Phillippe’s marriage was “a really difficult time for me. In a normal, successful career, someone usually learns these things bit by bit. For me, it was like night and day. I woke up one day and there was this whole new thing I had to process and deal with.”

Asked if she’ll wed Phillippe one day, she said, “I don’t know [if we have plans in that direction].”

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Ryan Phillippe sips on a soda as he leaves with some to go food in Los Angeles, yesterday.

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Ryan Phillippe sported a cap upon leaving the Neil George Salon in Beverly Hills, CA on January 27, 2010. The actor opted to sprint to his car between oncoming traffic instead of walking to a cross walk.

Luckily for him there weren’t any authorities nearby to cite him for jaywalking!

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