Olivia Wilde leaving her apartment in New York City to make an appearance on the David Letterman Show
She looks GORGEOUS!
She looks GORGEOUS!
Olivia Wilde is about to turn 30, and she is embracing getting older. Apparently turning 30 has made her wise, and she wrote an article for Glamour Magazine about the “Do’s and Don’ts” of your 30′s. She’s thrilled to be turning 30. “I’m thrilled about this impending development (I might finally grow boobs!), but my brain has some catching up to do (I’m gobsmacked when bartenders refuse to ask for my ID).”
She says there’s a misconception about actresses being afraid to get older. “The truth is the roles get a whole lot more compelling once you’re too old to play dumb. So I’m welcoming this development with open arms, and so should you. Here’s some advice I’m offering (and hopefully also taking).”
DON’T freak out about all the brilliant people who accomplished more than you by 30.
Yes, Einstein had discovered the theory of relativity by your age, and Emily Brontë had written Wuthering fu*#ing Heights, but honestly, what you achieve is far less important than what kind of human being you are. What do you want people to say at your funeral: “Olivia may have cured HIV, but she ran over my cat and drove away laughing”? No, thanks! I’d rather be a good person who makes people happy than a dick who wins a Nobel by 32.
DO enjoy your sexual prime.
Hey oh! According to horny Professor Alfred Kinsey’s 1953 page-turner Sexual Behavior in the Human Female, women really start heating up in their thirties, so let’s just say it’s finally your turn to act like an 18-year-old boy—except you’ll be 1,000 times better at…everything.
DON’T cut your face.
I am so saddened and grossed out by young women who look like creepy, old aliens because of their new Barbie noses and lips. Is that a smile or a grimace? Did you melt hot wax on your face, or is that your skin? A better approach: Take care of yourself now that you’re old enough to know how. Drink water, sleep eight hours (I wish), and don’t go within 400 feet of a tanning booth or I’ll slap you. Hard.
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Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde certainly love to talk about their sex life. I don’t really care – doesn’t bother me. They have hot sex. Jason says he’s lost weight by having marathon sex sessions with his fiance, Olivia Wilde. For her part, Olivia says the two of them have sex like “Kenyan marathon runners.” Good for them! Apparently it’s been bothering people, however, and now Jason is taking it all back….saying they were just joking.
Funnyman Jason Sudeikis was left exasperated after responses he and his fiancee Olivia Wilde made about their sex life appeared in print – as serious answers to silly questions.
The Horrible Bosses star is still learning what to say and what not to say in magazine interviews and a recent showdown with an Us Weekly reporter taught him never to be too flippant or funny when dealing with the media.
When asked about his fitness regime, he told the magazine, “The truth is, I’m not getting up an hour earlier and walking on a treadmill. I have the greatest workout partner in the world – and you don’t need a gym membership for that kind of workout.”
His remarks came just after Wilde joked that she and her man are like Kenyan marathon runners in the bedroom.
Asked to comment on the sex talk in a recent chat on U.S. news show Access Hollywood, Sudeikis got serious and said, “She (Wilde) was joking… I thought it was hilarious… We make jokes off the cuff and then those things get misrepresented and reprinted out of context.”
I’m not exactly sure how things were taken out of context. Seems pretty clear to me. Just fess up to it – who cares!
Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde are a pretty stinking cute couple, if you ask me. They don’t really flaunt their relationship much, you don’t see them with annoying displays of PDA very often. Here are some new(ish) pictures of them walking around Los Angeles together, arm in arm. They seem so “normal,” I guess is what I’m trying to say.
I sort of have always had a crush on Jason. It’s the funny-man thing. It’s just sexy, right? Anyway, Olivia has famously said that sex with Jason is “like Kenyan marathon runners,” which is kind of cute. Here’s what Jason has to say about their relationship – and more – in this month’s Elle Magazine:
His college crush on Ellen DeGeneres: “It was 100 percent for real. It was the gorgeous blue eyes. And she’s hilarious. That’s all it takes for me.”
His “story” with fiance Olivia Wilde: “I mean, what better story than meeting the girl of your dreams, sweeping her off her feet, and then being strong enough to carry her out? That’s my story.”
Stays fit by having lots of sex: “A lot of it comes from tiny things, like not eating barbecue sauce with my pizza at two in the morning. I think it’s all a manifestation of being happy and wanting to treat myself well. The truth is, I’m not getting up an hour earlier and walking on a treadmill. I have the greatest workout partner in the world. And you don’t need a gym membership for that kind of workout.”
Which is scarier, “SNL” or first-time sex? “Probably sex. [Laughs] I wasn’t as concerned that my parents were going to walk in in the middle of my first sketch. There are security guards there. That’s a big part of it.”
When’s the wedding? “Maybe next spring. We have jobs lined up. Our friends work in the business. We have to find a perfect venue. It starts there. The where is first, then the when and the who. The why and what we have on lockdown.”