Vanity Fair trots out our top female funnies in their April issue, knighting Tina Fey, Sarah Silverman and Amy Poehler on the cover as the new guard in comedy queens.

As seen in the above glossy, the ladies channel pop tarts for the photog (it’s doubtless Amy Winehouse ever got a laugh for political parody). Sarah does her best Amy, complete with pinup-girl tattoos, The Office sweetheart Jenna Fischer goes Lindsay Lohan (center) and Wanda Sykes gets nasty as Lil Kim (right).

“There is no question that there are a million more funny women than there used to be,” writer Nora Ephron says of the featured femmes, also including E!’s Chelsea Handler (second from left) and Sandra Bernhard (left).

Alessandra Stanley’s cover story explores the recent inundation of female-driven comedy that, while capturing mass audiences (good move on f***ing Matt Damon, Sarah), relies heavily on sex appeal.

30 Rock creator Tina thinks you can thank Jennifer Aniston for that.

“In the ’90s, it seemed like every person on a sitcom — think of the cast of Friends —was just really foxy,” Tina says.

“Nowadays, you can’t even get on open mike with less than a C cup,” the Botoxed comedy vet said.

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LOTS OF PICS FROM THE MAGAZINE AFTER THE JUMP! (more…)

PS: I think Justin Timberlake and Kate Hudson would make such a cute couple…if only it were true!

Don’t you just love that picture of Angelina?  She looks so evil!

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I’m not really a fan of Britney’s… but c’mon US, this is just down right mean.  Leave the poor kids out of it!  I agree that she may not be Mother of the Year, but her kids don’t deserve to be on the cover of your magazine.   Is Britney going to see this cover and say “You know what? You’re right!  I DO need help!”

I mean, do you think I’m wrong?

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