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Madonna shows off her hairy armpit, saying “Long hair….don’t care!”


I’m sorry – when I say what I’m about to say I want you to know that I don’t mean to offend anyone. If you have long hair in your armpit, then fine…that’s your biz. I think it is DISGUSTING. I don’t know what it is, but seeing armpit hair in a woman’s armpit makes me want to throw up. In fact this pic kind of got my gag reflex.

If Madonna can’t make armpit hair look good, then no one can. But that’s just my opinion.

The 55-year-old shared the selfie above on Thursday, writing, “Long hair…… Don’t Care!!!!!! #artforfreedom #rebelheart #revolutionoflove.”

Even as a teen, Madonna let her underarm hair grow. “Going to high school, I saw how popular girls had to behave to get the boys. I knew I couldn’t fit into that. So I decided to do the opposite,” she told Harper’s Bazaar in December 2011. “I refused to wear makeup, to have a hairstyle. I refused to shave. I had hairy armpits.”

“The boys in my school would make fun of me,” Madonna said of being “tortured” in school. “‘Hairy monster.’ You know, things like that.” It wasn’t until her late teenage years, when she began hanging out at gay clubs, that the pop star found her identity. “Straight men did not find me attractive. I think they were scared of me because I was different. I’ve always asked, ‘Why? Why do I have to do that? Why do I have to look this way? Why do I have to dress this way? Why do I have to behave this way?’”

The same day Madonna shared her armpit selfie, she also introduced a commercial for MDNA Skin, an anti-aging line she launched in Japan in collaboration with MTG, the nation’s leading beauty company.


Posted Friday, March 21st, 2014 at 7:07am
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PIC: Madonna dresses up as Khaleesi from ‘Game of Thrones’


This year for the Jewish holiday of Purim (where you dress up in costumes, apparently), Madonna decided to dress up as “Game of Thrones” character Daenerys Targaryen.

“Happy Purim!!!!!!” she wrote on an Instagram post. “All Hail All Queens! ##certainty”

At 55, Madonna doesn’t appear much older than the actress who plays Khaleesi, 26-year-old Emilia Clarke.

Madonna has been a follower of Kabbalah, or Jewish mystical teachings, since the 1990s but has not converted to Judiasm. The singer’s Hebrew name is Esther, a name that comes up frequently during the holiday, which celebrates Jews’ escape from extermination in Persia.

Clearly, she knows how to get into the spirit of the occasion while still staying close to her Christian pals, as the Instagram she posted right after her original Khaleesi picture proved.

“Ive got a friend in Jesus! #revolutionoflove” she wrote.


Posted Monday, March 17th, 2014 at 11:11am
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Is it just me – or does Madonna’s face look like it’s about to blow!?


Have you ever seen what a whale looks like when it’s washed up on shore, and it’s full of gas and ready to blow? It’s taut and looks like it would split with the slightest of effort!

That’s kind of what Madonna’s face looks like these days. It looks like it is so tight and swollen that it’s about ready to blow! Why won’t she leave her face alone? She could have aged well, but now we’ll never know! She’s going to have to continue messing with her face just to maintain what she’s already had done.

Anyway, Madonna just posted this new picture on Instagram, saying “She’s done for the day! Bath or Shower?”

Posted Wednesday, February 5th, 2014 at 1:13pm
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Here it is! Miley Cyrus and Madonna collab on MTV’s “Unplugged”


“MTV Unplugged” returned last night with Miley Cyrus. Madonna stopped by for the Western-themed Unplugged. The two performed a mashup of Madonna’s “Don’t Tell Me,” and Cyrus’ “We Can’t Stop.” According to people inside the show, the divas had to perform the mashup twice because of technical difficulties.

Miley has talked about Madonna in the past. “Madonna always reinvents herself, and that’s what I want to do,” Cyrus told People in 2008.

Let’s talk about Miley’s outfit. She looks like a crazy person. She looks like a pack of wild dogs attacked her on her way to the stage.

I know I couldn’t handle a whole episode of Miley singing, especially in this outfit.


Posted Thursday, January 30th, 2014 at 7:07am
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So this hot mess happened last night.


Madonna and Miley Cyrus are teaming up for Miley’s MTV Unplugged, and the tongues were out and wagging!

The two prepared for their duet last night, for an episode of Unplugged which will air tonight. In the picture above Madonna, 55, copied the 21-year-old’s infamous tongue pose.

Madonna posted a picture of the pair together and wrote “Don’t ever Tell us We Can’t STOP! #revolutionoflove.”

The pair wore cowgirl uniforms for the performance, which shows them grinding away at each other as they sang.

Afterwards, Miley said: “That was pretty f***ing cool you guys. It was one of those days that was pretty easy to get out of bed. I get to perform with Madonna in bedazzled cowboy boots. I can’t really complain about anything.”

Miley also joked that MTV was “brave’” in giving her the show. “I can’t believe you let me of all people do an Unplugged. That was brave.”

In the middle of her sets, Miley joked to the crowd “MTV’s paying me today in ones so we can all go to the strip club after this.”

Miley sang an unplugged version of her hit, ‘Wrecking Ball.’ “I think everyone knows what it’s like to feel their life crumbling down.”

Will you watch their performance (going to set my DVR to record right now).


Posted Wednesday, January 29th, 2014 at 8:08am
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