Lindsay Lohan brings her $3000 bag to the coroner’s office!

Lindsay Lohan showed up for community service today looking stylish with her $3,000 Fendi bag.
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Lindsay Lohan showed up for community service today looking stylish with her $3,000 Fendi bag.

Lindsay Lohan has gotten another million dollar offer!
After being paid nearly a million dollars to pose naked in Playboy, Lindsay has just received another million dollar offer, this time from a sex toy company.
According to TMZ, the people at FleshLight sent Lindsay’s rep a letter, hoping to seal a deal with the actress which would give the company a mold of Lindsay’s lady parts to produce an “authentic” Lohan sex toy.
Shockingly, the practice of genital molding is not that uncommon in the world of adult entertainment … loads of XXX actresses — including Jesse Jane and “Nailin’ Palin” star Lisa Ann — have copied their private parts for sex toys.
We’re told Lindsay hasn’t seen the offer yet … but sources close to the actress tell us, “She would never accept such an offer for any amount of money.”
Lindsay is going full frontal for Playboy … but only agreed to the deal because she felt the photos would be “tasteful.”
Never say never, dahling.

Lindsay Lohan took this whole posing for Playboy thing very seriously! According to TMZ, the “actress” is baring all in her upcoming spread, and that includes full frontal nudity.
As we previously reported, Lindsay recently locked down a nearly-million-dollar deal with PB for a full pictorial — and yesterday, she finally wrapped her 4-day shoot.
Reports circulated Lindsay would pull one of those lame semi-nude fiascos — all sideboob, no fun — but sources close to Hef & co. tell us, that is NOT the case. Lindsay did insist the photos be “tastefully done,” but we’re told she’s still going the full monty.
It’s unclear when Lindsay will grace the cover — but it could be the life-giving jolt Playboy needs for a comeback.
I’m not surprised in any way… what else does Lindsay have left to do? Reality TV… that’s it. Once she sinks so low as to do reality TV, we know it’s over.
PIC (INF): Exlusive picture of Lindsay taking a break from her community service at LA County Morgue this morning.
While the world is still shocked that anyone would pay $1 million to get Lindsay Lohan naked, mom Dina Lohan reports that the shoot went on without a hitch and that it all went “well.”
Even though the actress is on morgue duty for 16 hour a week because of her community service, she’s still ale to rake in the big bucks to pose in the buff.
According to reports, Lindsay was initially offered $750,000 to bare all for the Hugh Hefner-owned publication, but turned it down until she was given a higher price.
The Mean Girls actress was spotted at a huge Los Angeles mansion with her sister Ali – herself a model – for a shoot over the past weekend, although both her representative and a spokesperson for the magazine has refused to confirm or deny the claims it was for Playboy.

TMZ has confirmed that Lindsay Lohan is shooting nude photos for Playboy, and that the pictorial will earn her $1 million dollars!!
According to TMZ’s sources, the deal had been in the works for months, and that Lindsay originally turned down an offer of $750,000. The troubled star held out for $1 million, and apparently, she got it!
We’re told Hugh Hefner and Co. recently came back to Lindsay with an offer less than her asking price — but close enough for her to sign on the dotted line. No word yet on which issue Linds will be featured in … but it’s a good bet she’ll be on the cover.
Lindsay’s rep said, “I can neither confirm or deny at this time.” Playboy didn’t immediately respond to our email or phone call.
According to sources, the shoot started over the weekend — which means Linds was juggling her court ordered morgue duties … with getting nekkid.
Dina Lohan is writing a memoir, and she’s ready to expose all the inner-problems of her troubled daughter Lindsay. TMZ obtained a copy of the book’s prologue, claims that the book is currently being shopped around to different publishers. Dina reportedly opens the book with her struggles in defining the fine line between being Lindsay’s mother and her manager, and obvious line that she’s blurred somewhere along the way.
“I blamed her friends, her career and her handlers for an [sic] newfound lifestyle of partying excessively. Drinking, drugging and behaving irresponsibly became Lindsay’s way of daily living — and it tore me up inside,.”
“How could I deny my daughter the chance of a lifetime? How could I hold Lindsay back from her dream of becoming an actress?” TMZ quotes Dina as writing. “So, I listened to others and sent my daughter to Hollywood with a few pieces of luggage and a chaperone.”
Not taking any chances, troubled actress Lindsay Lohan showed up a cool 90 minutes early to serve her community service at the Los Angeles County Morgue. Driving up in a brand new Porsche (where is her money coming from?), she made sure she didn’t repeat her mistake from Thursday, in which she was 20 minutes late to the appointment.
“With all of the stress and pressure from yesterday and today, I’ve never been so happy to go to therapy!!!! Also, I’m sorry for the confusion that I may of caused to those at the Coroner’s office. Won’t happen again, now I know where to go! Thank you for your help.”
Earlier today, Coroner Assistant Chief Ed Winter announced that Lindsay will be working as a janitor….in a morgue? *shudders*
“Ms. Lohan completed her orientation this morning and she’s currently working, doing janitorial duties. She’s doing fine.”
Winter had previously described her duties as to include mopping floors, washing windows and taking out the garbage. “She won’t be handling any dead bodies but she’ll certainly see them,” Winter added.
