Looks like there’s not a dull moment for our favorite celebrity-who-cried wolf, Kris Humphries. 

TMZ just learned that Humphries’ Kim Kardashian-wannabe kind of ex-girlfriend, Myla Sinanaj, is pregnant! Uh oh…

Myla confirmed on Monday that she’s 3 months pregnant and is absolutely sure that Kim’s ex-hubby is the father of her child.  This new- and shocking- information will definitely affect the ongoing (and undignified) legal proceedings that are Kim and Kris’ divorce.  Kris has claimed he was devastated by Kim’s unfaithfulness, the break-up, and everything that came with it, and that suffered emotionally throughout the whole marriage. This new tidbit could prove that Kris’ “devastation” was put on for show- and that the basketball star moved on quickly…

According to TMZ, Myla plans to have the baby but wants to raise it without Kris, thinking that he wouldn’t be the best dad (surprise surprise)! Still, the two seem to have been communicating regularly and (another surprise surprise!) Kris doesn’t know about Myla being pregnant!

Well, until now.  Cat’s out of the bag, Kris!

Photo: Fame/Flynet

Would this really surprise anyone?

Kris Humphries‘ ex-girlfriend Myla Sinanaj has been subpoenaed to appear in the divorce case between Kris and Kim Kardashian. Why? Because according to TMZ, Kris gave her an earful about the Kardashians during the time they dated. One of the bombshells? According to Humphries, Kris Jenner not only directed Kim to make a sex tape, but also told her to re-shoot the tape with Ray-J, because the first one wasn’t pretty enough.

In addition to the sex tape, sources tell us Myla has numerous text messages in which Kris says she is the love of his life and he wants to get the divorce over with quickly so they can spend the rest of their time on earth together. In several of the messages, we’re told Kris says specifically that he’s “moved on” from Kim.

The information is extremely damaging to Kris, because he’s alleging in his divorce that Kim has destroyed him emotionally by allegedly defrauding him into believing it was a real marriage. Turns out, Kris has been banging Myla since mid-January, so his devastation argument may be hard to swallow.

Sources close to the Kardashians tell TMZ … Kris is lying about the sex tape. They say Kim made it clear at the beginning of their relationship she would not discuss the tape because she didn’t want to be judged by it. Our sources say the sex tape never came up in any subsequent discussions between Kim and Kris and it just shows he’s delusional.

I swear nothing I read about the Kardashians would surprise me. I’m seriously trying to think if anything would be shocking anymore.

Do I think Kris directed Kim’s porn tape? NO. Do I think Kris urged Kim to release it once it was done? YES.

Source

And the media circus continues…

Sources through OMG claim that Kris Humphries has a whole lot of proof that Kim Kardashian cheated on him during their 72-day marriage.  Kim’s going to have to be ready- Kris is hitting her from every angle, and it ain’t pretty. For example, this same source says that Kim told Kris that she was meeting up with her sister, Kourtney Kardashian, but Kris later learned that Kim never went.

“There were a lot of incidences like that,” the source reveals. “Not to mention Kanye’s admission in his song lyrics that he fell in love with her while she was with Kris. He has no doubt that something went on between them.”

Lyrics are just lyrics, though- they may not be real.  Still, Humphries seems pretty set on the idea.  The Humphries legal team is saying that Kim may have cheated on a yacht at Loren Ridinger‘s party with Kanye West, along with one of her bodyguards and NFL star Brett Lockett.

Them’s fighting words!  Can’t wait to hear how Kim’s camp with refute.

Photo: Fame/Flynet

Kris Humphries might be doing a lot of legal legwork, but so is Kim Kardashian!

Kim’s people just sent a subpoena to Kris’ mysterious ex-girlfriend (or friend? Beach buddy?) Myla Sinanaj, to have her possibly appear in court during divorce proceedings. Kim’s lawyer wants to know if Kris said anything about Kim and Kris’ marriage in relation to all the fraud claims. Essentially- Kim wants to know if Myla might have heard anything that Kim’s people can use against Kris.

Geez, can’t this divorce be OVER? At this point just seems childish. And, how did Myla get wrapped up in all of this?  Is Kris just getting lawyer-happy? I want Myla and Kanye West to date, to bring this bizarre and dramatic love triangle full circle!

A girl can dream, right?

Photo: Fame/Flynet

Looks like Kris Humphries and his latest flame, hotel concierge Myla Sinanaj broke up!

They were barely together, but Kris doesn’t waste time making more celeb drama and pointing fingers.

Kris and his lawyer have been after Myla hard- even saying that she ran a brothel out of the hotel and had sex with hotel guests!  Kris wants Myla fired, Myla’s rep Joe Tacopina tells TMZ, to keep Sinanaj and her people quiet about their “unconfirmed” relationship.  Tacopina says Kris’ lawyer called the hotel manager last week and made the claims.

Yikes! Can’t we all just relax?

Photo: Fame/Flynet

Kris Humphries says he’s still incredibly upset about his divorce from Kim Kardashian, but the cameras seem to say otherwise.

Humphries was laying with a very tanned, sunglassed lady in Miami Saturday, which called into question- is Kris moving on with someone?

Kris claims 25-year-old Fatmire “Myla” Sinanaj was just a neighbor on the beach who just happened to come by as photographers snapped some photos.  TMZ has some different information, however: they found out that the two met at the hotel Myla works at, and have been dating for months! Humphries flew her from New York City to Miami to spend the weekend with him, and has gotten her family courtside seats to his basketball games.

Both the Humphries and Sinanaj camps didn’t comment.  Interesting!

Photo: Fame/Flynet

Looks like Kris Humphries has moved on!

Kris was in Miami yesterday and according to TMZ, the lady lounging along side of this NBA star looked like his ex, Kim Kardashian.

While Kim has famously moved on to her new flame, Kanye West (and they’ve gotten serious, and fast), Kris and the mystery brunette sang a different tune. When the two were spotted by photographers beaching it up,  the two quickly went their separate ways.

New love, perhaps?

Sources say no- that this new chick is just a neighbor who happened to sit down next to Kris.  In my opinion, she looks more like Snooki than Kim,  but you can judge for yourself right here!

Photo: Fame/Flynet