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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Kid Prefers Taylor Swift To Chris Martin

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Gwyneth Paltrow is still a fan of Coldplay, even though her daughter Apple Martin prefers Taylor Swift!

The Oscar Winner did an interview and talked all about her musical relationship to her ex Chris Martin‘s band, versus her kid’s. For the “My Favorite Song” segment in the SiriusXm radio interview, she noted  hat the band’s track Everything’s Not Lost brought her comfort after her father’s death even before she met the Brit. She explained:

“He wrote this song before I met him, and I think another reason it’s sad for me is my father had just died when this album came out, and we used to listen to it kind of on repeat. This album was kind of getting my brother and I through that death.”

Aw, geez.

Gwyneth also dished about Chris Martin’s stellar songwriting capabilities:

“This one time I was making dinner … and the kids were in bed, and he was telling me that someone had asked him to write a song for somebody else. Then all of a sudden he got a really weird look in his eye and he was like ‘I’ll be right back,’ and he went up to the piano and literally three to five minutes later he said, ‘Will you come up and listen to this?’ He had written this song called Paradise, from beginning to end, with all the lyrics.”

However, like kids do, Chris and Gwyneth’s kids exercise their own musical tastes. Like everyone else in the world, Apple is a TOTAL Taylor Swift fan, And Gwyn can hang with Tay:

“She’s very savvy, she keeps her clothes on, she writes her music, she has good values. She’s a good girl.”

(Via PerezHilton)

Agreed. Though I’m sure Chris Martin doesn’t exactly like that news. HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND, everyone!

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Posted Friday, April 15th, 2016 at 2:14pm
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Gwyneth Paltrow Is Offended By Everyday Food Preparation

Gwyneth Paltrow reveals her marriage regrets

Gwyneth Paltrow is still promoting her book, It’s All Easy, her latest elitist cookbook. And of course, the whole tour road is a tedious string of interviews packed-full of amazing throw-away judgments on food, cooking and how the peasants live and eat. So what did we learn today? Well, Gwyn HATES dill and she thinks microwaves are for garbage people. Check it:

Her least favorite food: “I really don’t like dill. It’s not really a food, but it really offends me.”

No microwaves: “I believe in old fashioned ways of heating things up. It’s really not so tough to put an oven on or gasoline steaming. It’s like five minutes.”

No pre-made salads: “My philosophy is, it’s really easy to make your own salad at home. It’s cheaper, it’s healthier, you know what’s in it. I’ve had some great experiences with the grab-and-go salad, and some really, really terrible ones.”

Getting her kids to eat healthier: “I really find if I put out lots of dipping sauces, or lettuce cups, or they’re filling things themselves or making tacos, they’re more involved. …They’ll eat more vegetables. My kids are pretty good at home. I try to keep the pantry pretty clean, but when we’re out in the world, it’s all Oreos and Cheez-Its and stuff like that, unfortunately.”

(via ET)

I mean, if you’re Apple or Moses, I’m sure you get subjected to enough weird, whole foods and odd parenting techniques.  I feel like giving the kids an Oreo or two when they’re waiting in some stuffy press room for their mom to stop spouting dill-hate won’t be the end of the world.

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Posted Thursday, April 14th, 2016 at 10:10am
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Creepstastic Stalker Is Still At Large

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I don’t love Gwyneth Paltrow, but I certainly don’t wish this kinda stress upon her…

Apparently Gwyn’s testimony that she was scared for her life wasn’t convincing enough, because Dante Soiu- better known as Gwen’s stalker- was found not guilty by a jury on Feburary 18th. According to TMZ, LAPD cops with direct knowledge of the man were they’re surprised a jury found him not guilty, which goes to show if the cops are like, “woah, lock this dude up” maybe the jury made an “oops?”

I don’t usually agree with cops on things, but Soiu is the same dude who threatened to use a scalpel to “cut out sin” in Gwyneth’s body, along with sending her porn and 66 letters over the years. Soiu has showed signs of OBVIOUS mental instability and CLEARLY a dangerous obsession with the actress.

LAPD officials will meet with prosecutors to figure out what they can do to ensure that Soiu doesn’t hurt the actress. One thing is clear- the LAPD doesn’t think this is the end the guy.

Gwyneth- hire some more bodyguards, will ya? For everyone’s sake.

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Posted Thursday, February 18th, 2016 at 7:07am
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Blah Blah Blah Gwyneth Paltrow Feels Younger Than Ever

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Oh Gwyneth Paltrow, we GET IT.

I don’t know who keeps giving the 43-year-old interviews (looking at you, People, Glamour, Allure and the LIKE) but you gotta start asking GOOPY some new questions. The woman is like a broken record when it comes to balance, health, feeling young and blah blah blah blah. Someone ask her about Brad Pitt‘s penis or like, hanging out at the Viper Room in the 90’s because I’m getting sick of “hearing how good she feels in her own skin.” ZZZZZZ.

If you aren’t sick of it yet, let me clue you in: lady told People that she relies on balance in her life to keep her feeling her best:

“I think it’s really important to be happy, and I think women get happy by being authentic,” she says. “But I also believe in exercise, eating well, drinking lots of water, sex, sleeping and being around people who make you feel good. And I think that glow that you get in life comes from a combination of all those things.”

Along with 400 dollar skin cream, because very soon you can buy that glow with her new skincare line, Juice Beauty. She says:

“Women deserve to have a really effective, beautifully made product that’s non toxic and organic.”

Yes, I agree I’m not a monster but man, instead of peddling overpriced products, can we talk about something else? Anything else? I’ll even settle for Chris Martin‘s penis, I’m that desperate.

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Posted Thursday, February 11th, 2016 at 9:09am
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