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Blah Blah Blah Gwyneth Paltrow Feels Younger Than Ever

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Oh Gwyneth Paltrow, we GET IT.

I don’t know who keeps giving the 43-year-old interviews (looking at you, People, Glamour, Allure and the LIKE) but you gotta start asking GOOPY some new questions. The woman is like a broken record when it comes to balance, health, feeling young and blah blah blah blah. Someone ask her about Brad Pitt‘s penis or like, hanging out at the Viper Room in the 90’s because I’m getting sick of “hearing how good she feels in her own skin.” ZZZZZZ.

If you aren’t sick of it yet, let me clue you in: lady told People that she relies on balance in her life to keep her feeling her best:

“I think it’s really important to be happy, and I think women get happy by being authentic,” she says. “But I also believe in exercise, eating well, drinking lots of water, sex, sleeping and being around people who make you feel good. And I think that glow that you get in life comes from a combination of all those things.”

Along with 400 dollar skin cream, because very soon you can buy that glow with her new skincare line, Juice Beauty. She says:

“Women deserve to have a really effective, beautifully made product that’s non toxic and organic.”

Yes, I agree I’m not a monster but man, instead of peddling overpriced products, can we talk about something else? Anything else? I’ll even settle for Chris Martin‘s penis, I’m that desperate.

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Posted Thursday, February 11th, 2016 at 9:09am
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Gwyneth Paltrow Never Took A Dime From Her Parents


Yesterday we covered her “brotherly love” with Chris Martin…today? Her MONEY:

Gwyneth Paltrow talked about lots of things in her Glamour interview, which is so GOOP the rest of it’s going to make you sick. That’s why I’m giving you the highlights, including how she wants you to think she’s “down to earth” because she didn’t take money from her parents. Hey Gwyn, you can still be self-made and be insufferable! Read on:

She’s self-made: “People think, ‘She’s just a rich kid.’ Until I was 18, I was. Then I was broke. I’ve never taken a dime off my parents. I’m completely self-made … I went to UC Santa Barbara, and when I quit to try to be an actress, my dad was like, ‘That’s great, but I’m not gonna help you.’ I was like, ‘Yeah, right.’ And he was like, ‘No, I’m not.’ So I got an apartment with a roommate; I worked as a hostess at a restaurant; I would scrounge quarters to buy Starbucks — and walk there to save gas. I remember once asking my dad for money, like, ‘Please, I’m really stuck. Can you help?’ And he said, ‘You’re more than welcome to come over for dinner.’ That was it. Those were the days. Enough to know the value of money.”

Juice Beauty & her California posse: “The line is made in California, so I was thinking of my California posse: Cameron, Blythe, Apple, Drew, Reese, Kate, Chelsea. If you were to ask me what my biggest success is, it’s that I’ve been able to maintain and nourish my relationships. As you get older, you choose friends based on not only what feels resonant and warm but if they’re bringing something to your life. My women friends are incredibly intelligent. There’s no posturing, no competition. Especially in Los Angeles, I see pockets of friends who are very competitive, and I think, What is the point? I would rather be alone in bed with a book than have a girlfriend who is like that.”

(Via Glamour)

SCROUNGE QUARTERS TO BUY STARBUCKS?! OH THE HUMANITY!!! What do you think of her “self-made” selfhood?

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Posted Wednesday, February 3rd, 2016 at 11:11am
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Gwyneth Paltrow: “Chris Martin Is Like My Brother (I Used To Bang)”


Man, it’s been almost two years since “conscious uncoupling.” Can you believe it?

And two years is a long time, at least for Gwyneth Paltrow because ex Chris Martin went from life partner to…brother? The pair share daughter Apple, 10, and son Moses, 9. She dished about the nature of their relationship to this month’s Glamour and it sounds, uh, weird. Like the rest of her life, I suppose. Here are the highlights:

 On spending time with Chris Martin: “We spend a lot of time together. He’s been away for two weeks [promoting Coldplay’s album A Head Full of Dreams]. Last night he got in at midnight and slept here so he could surprise the kids in the morning, we could all have breakfast, and he could take them to school.

On living together: we’re not living together, but he’s more than welcome to be with us whenever he wants. And vice versa: I sleep in his house in Malibu a lot with the kids. We’ll have a weekend all together; holidays, we’re together,” she adds. “We’re still very much a family, even though we don’t have a romantic relationship. He’s like my brother.”

On getting married again: I don’t know. I guess so. I mean, I believe in marriage. But I’m not even divorced yet! So give me a minute. [Laughs.]

On gender issues and female identity: “I think we’re in the midst of creating a new archetype of a woman, and we’re gonna get there. And I’ve never minded pushing anything along, taking some slings and arrows. Our daughters will look at us and be like, “Oh, so you get to work and be a mommy and wear beautiful lipstick.” I mean, when they have a hole in their uniform, I sew it. I make the food; I bathe them. And I’m a sexual being and a powerful woman and entrepreneur. I’m all of those things. We now realize that we have permission to be everything.”

(Via Glamour)

What do you think of her unconventional divorce?!

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Posted Tuesday, February 2nd, 2016 at 9:09am
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Success Was “Meteoric,” According To Blythe Danner

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Blythe Danner is so proud of her kid, it’s kinda adorbs.

In a recent interview, the actress opened up about daughter Gwyneth Paltrow‘s inspiring and successful film career, especially Goopy’s quick rise to fame in her early 20s:

“It was just so darn fast, but she came into the world like that – like this meteor.”

It was definitely quick- I can’t believe she was only 26 when the girl starred in Shakespeare In Love. Maybe because I’ll always think of her as an effete blogger mom, it’s kinda hard for me to wrap my head around.

The Broadway star also showed concern for pressure Gwyn was put under:

“I think it’s worrisome when fame happens to your child so early. Bruce and I, having had careers more modest, never had that kind of scrutiny Gwyneth had, and we never had that kind of pressure. You hope they’ll handle it, and I think Gwyneth handled it quite well, considering all the stuff we have to deal with now – the press and the things that aren’t always wonderful.”

“She’s a brilliant actress, and my hope is that as her children get older, she’ll be going back to acting more fully.”

(Via Perez Hilton)

Yes. And less annoying lifestyle advice, please.

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Posted Friday, December 4th, 2015 at 2:14pm
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