Oh Gwyneth Paltrow, we GET IT.
I don’t know who keeps giving the 43-year-old interviews (looking at you, People, Glamour, Allure and the LIKE) but you gotta start asking GOOPY some new questions. The woman is like a broken record when it comes to balance, health, feeling young and blah blah blah blah. Someone ask her about Brad Pitt‘s penis or like, hanging out at the Viper Room in the 90’s because I’m getting sick of “hearing how good she feels in her own skin.” ZZZZZZ.
If you aren’t sick of it yet, let me clue you in: lady told People that she relies on balance in her life to keep her feeling her best:
“I think it’s really important to be happy, and I think women get happy by being authentic,” she says. “But I also believe in exercise, eating well, drinking lots of water, sex, sleeping and being around people who make you feel good. And I think that glow that you get in life comes from a combination of all those things.”
Along with 400 dollar skin cream, because very soon you can buy that glow with her new skincare line, Juice Beauty. She says:
“Women deserve to have a really effective, beautifully made product that’s non toxic and organic.”
Yes, I agree I’m not a monster but man, instead of peddling overpriced products, can we talk about something else? Anything else? I’ll even settle for Chris Martin‘s penis, I’m that desperate.
Posted Thursday, February 11th, 2016 at 9:09am
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Yesterday we covered her “brotherly love” with Chris Martin…today? Her MONEY:
Gwyneth Paltrow talked about lots of things in her Glamour interview, which is so GOOP the rest of it’s going to make you sick. That’s why I’m giving you the highlights, including how she wants you to think she’s “down to earth” because she didn’t take money from her parents. Hey Gwyn, you can still be self-made and be insufferable! Read on:
She’s self-made: “People think, ‘She’s just a rich kid.’ Until I was 18, I was. Then I was broke. I’ve never taken a dime off my parents. I’m completely self-made … I went to UC Santa Barbara, and when I quit to try to be an actress, my dad was like, ‘That’s great, but I’m not gonna help you.’ I was like, ‘Yeah, right.’ And he was like, ‘No, I’m not.’ So I got an apartment with a roommate; I worked as a hostess at a restaurant; I would scrounge quarters to buy Starbucks — and walk there to save gas. I remember once asking my dad for money, like, ‘Please, I’m really stuck. Can you help?’ And he said, ‘You’re more than welcome to come over for dinner.’ That was it. Those were the days. Enough to know the value of money.”
Juice Beauty & her California posse: “The line is made in California, so I was thinking of my California posse: Cameron, Blythe, Apple, Drew, Reese, Kate, Chelsea. If you were to ask me what my biggest success is, it’s that I’ve been able to maintain and nourish my relationships. As you get older, you choose friends based on not only what feels resonant and warm but if they’re bringing something to your life. My women friends are incredibly intelligent. There’s no posturing, no competition. Especially in Los Angeles, I see pockets of friends who are very competitive, and I think, What is the point? I would rather be alone in bed with a book than have a girlfriend who is like that.”
SCROUNGE QUARTERS TO BUY STARBUCKS?! OH THE HUMANITY!!! What do you think of her “self-made” selfhood?
Posted Wednesday, February 3rd, 2016 at 11:11am
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Man, it’s been almost two years since “conscious uncoupling.” Can you believe it?
And two years is a long time, at least for Gwyneth Paltrow because ex Chris Martin went from life partner to…brother? The pair share daughter Apple, 10, and son Moses, 9. She dished about the nature of their relationship to this month’s Glamour and it sounds, uh, weird. Like the rest of her life, I suppose. Here are the highlights: