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Gwyneth Paltrow Said Mario Batali Approved Of Brad Pitt But Not Ben Affleck

Cannes Lions 2016: Day Five

You gotta run your dates by your celebrity chef friends- EVERYBODY knows that!

As part of a Goop/Cadillac “experience,” Gwyneth Paltrow co-hosted a dinner with her BFF Mario Batali at Batali’s new Manhattan restaurant La Sirena. And yes, it sounds insufferable.

First Batali described, in vivid detail, the meal about to be served (which included a tricolore appetizer, and a choice of halibut and beef short rib for the entrée), before ceding the stage to Paltrow. “So now that we all want to have sex with our food, based on [Batali’s] description . . .” Paltrow began, and it was possible to imagine, as the crowd all chuckled, that we were inside her palatial, pristine foyer, at her home in Los Angeles, that she was about to walk around and pour us all glasses of sparkling rosé (or watch, approvingly, as someone else did). She went on to note that she and Batali had been friends for 18 years. “He was just teasing me about every boyfriend I brought to [Batali’s restaurant] Babbo over the years. He liked Brad Pitt, if you want to know. Didn’t like Ben Affleck that much.” Batali chimed in at this point with a joke about babysitters, to which Paltrow chastised, lovingly, “Shut the fuck up.” She then told a short story about Cadillacs (her grandfather Buster was an obsessive fan) before signing off: “Thank you all for giving us your Wednesday night, and buon appetito, and enjoy!”

Paltrow is the platonic ideal of a dinner host, of course; without even being able to hear what she was saying (“That’s not what they do in Majorca,” “I’m telling you, three drops of grapefruit seed extract will make a world of difference,” would be my guesses), it was clear that those speaking to her were riveted. She holds a wine glass in the effortlessly cool manner of your older cousin at Thanksgiving dinner (“One day, I hope I’ll be able to look like that,” you think). Toward the end of the dinner, she left the room so gracefully that it took a few minutes for anyone to notice it had happened.

(Via Vanity Fair)

I can hear Paltrow’s tone in my head as I read this, and it makes me violently angry. She’s like, a caricature of her own self at this point- so sure everyone cares about every little bit of her “glam” life. UGH.

What do YOU think about Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goopy dinner? Weigh in below!

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Posted Friday, July 22nd, 2016 at 8:08am
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Star Magazine Named THIS CELEB “Most Hated.” WHAT?

Kristen Stewart Catches A Flight At LAX

Feast your eyes on the “most hated” runner up, Kristen Stewart.

Weeks after People put her on the cover of its annual “World’s Most Beautiful” issue, Star magazine named a certain celeb the “Most Hated Celebrity,” beating out other obnoxious gems like Kristen Stewart (No. 2), John Mayer (No. 4), Madonna (No. 7), Justin Bieber (No. 8), and other stars. The celeb who won this distinguished title is NOT happy, btw, and finds the label pretty humiliating.

So who got crowned “most hated?” Find out, after the jump!

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Posted Thursday, June 30th, 2016 at 11:11am
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Gwyneth Paltrow And Chris Martin’s Divorce Is Finalized

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And…the conscious uncoupling has been formally uncoupled.

Gwyneth Paltrow has just filed legal docs, asking a judge to officially end her marriage to Chris Martin, but the weirdest thing is that Chris isn’t responding in kind…for good reason.

Gwyneth has asked the judge to enter a default judgment, because Chris never responded to her divorce petition. That being said, everything seems to be hunky dory, what what Chris and Gwyn vacationing and co-parenting. So what gives? Well..

The former couple’s business manager has been working out a property settlement, and Chris never responded to the divorce petition because he and Gwyneth didn’t want lots of stories written each time documents were filed. Now, the property settlement is now complete and they agreed long ago to joint custody of their kids.

The judge will enter the default and the property settlement will almost certainly remain confidential.

Done and DONE.

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Posted Thursday, May 26th, 2016 at 11:11am
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Robert Downey Jr. Can Cheat On His Wife But Only With Gwyneth Paltrow

'Iron Man 3' Germany Photocall
Ugh. Goopy? Come on.

Robert Downey Jr. was on The Howard Stern Show yesterday to promote, promote promote and after hinting that Gwyneth’s Iron Man character will probably make an appearance in another Marvel movie, the conversation turned to how his wife, Susan Downey. And, how she’s cool with her husband making out with Gwyneth on-screen. So much so, that Gwyn is Robert’s free pass, because I guess if you’re going to mess around with anyone, make it ORGANIC.

In case you’re not familiar with the concept of the “Free Pass“, it’s an agreement that one person presents to the person they’re with that grants them permission to mess around with whomever they want. Sometimes it’s someone famous, sometimes not. Anyhow, Gwyneth Paltrow is RDJ’s free pass, and he gets to make out with his free pass anytime he Iron Mans. Not to shabby of an arrangement, I guess!

“I’m very happily married … but I guess I could dream a bit. My ‘free pass’ is, because her and Susan are such good friends, is Paltrow. I gotta get her back in these movies, so I can make out with her on screen again.”

HOWEVER THERE ARE FREE PASS STIPULATIONS: RDJ says his wife doesn’t care what happens while the cameras are rolling, but that’s about as far as his Free Pass goes. So no making out over crafty, you creeps!

Don’t believe me? Check out the clip below…

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Posted Thursday, May 5th, 2016 at 1:13pm
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