Ah yes, Naya Rivera is still promoting her book,ÃÂ Sorry Not Sorry, pretty hard. Which means more press releases and more sad personal (probably Glee-related) tidbits that make me hurt for humanity. The newest one? The woman got a boob job when she turned 18, and loves her some plastic surgery.
The former Glee star was so excited about her new implants, she even told her teachers. Uh. The 29-year-old wrote:
“I went around to all my teachers, told them I was going to be out. ‘I’m getting plastic surgery!’ I’d tell them gleefullyÃ¢â¬Â¦ My art teacher was stoked Ã¢â¬â when I told her she said that she too had fake tits and that she was very excited for me.”‘
But hey, she did it not for men, for her OWN SELF ESTEEM (which is conveniently tied to what dudes like!):
“My new boobs were a confidence thing, not a sexual thingÃ¢â¬Â¦ I’d never even taken my top off for a guy. I hadn’t had many opportunities to do so, but even if I had, my bra was always stuffed with napkins.”
And surprise surprise, dudes dug it:
“As soon as I went back to school, [the boys] all practically fell over themselves rushing to see who could hold the door open for me.”
And the lady has no regrets.
“People have a lot of opinions about plastic surgery, but more than ten years after I got my boobs, they still make me happy when I look in the mirror. It might have even been the best $8K I’ve ever spent.”
You can pick up the memori September 13, if you really don’t like yourself and want to read all about a girl’s lost childhood and a teenager thinking she needs implants. Oof.