Or at least, so the tabloids are saying (and please excuse this horrible pic).
After like 1,000 days in hiding and some very weird and sudden hospitalizations, The National ENQUIRER is saying Richard Simmons is no longer identifying as a man, but as a soft-sopken woman named FIONA. YES, it’s Caitlyn Jenner all over again, I guess? Though probably not.
Insisted a friend, “[This is] not just Richard Simmons in drag. This is Richard dressed as a softly spoken woman named Fiona!”
Two years of secret surgeries have brought him to this point, said the source. From breast implants to hormones and more, he’s sparing no expense to make the transformation complete!
So, why was he in the hospital? More surgeries? Or is he in danger and dehydrated because of something else, and this little morsel of info just kind of, popped out? Richard Simmons is like, a gender all his own. So this isn’t surprising, but also, it kind of IS, too, if you catch my drift?
Now, I’m pretty sure Richard’s denying it but if it’s not some kind of sex change, is he going to be okay? I hope so!