Great news for humanity.
Courtney Stodden is pregnant and expecting her first child with husband Doug Hutchison, so not only will both these stand-up humans’ genetics be passed down to some unassuming baby, I believe by 2019 we’ll have another Farrah Abraham on our hands. That being said, feast your eyes on some pretty weird quotes Courtney told Us Weekly:
“It’s a bittersweet time for me right now. I’m dealing with a lot of stress and emotions surrounding life and its ups and downs,â€ Stodden, 21, tells Us. â€œDoug and I weren’t planning on going public with this so soon. Iâ€™m only four weeks along in my pregnancy. But some things are out of your control.”
She sounds…bummed? It’s not in her branding to be sad about something that potentially will bring her more attention, but hey. Maybe she’s evolving.
The news comes a bit before the couples’ 5 year anniversary (plus a brief split from November 2013 – August 2014), so hey, it’s oddly enough a long time for a dumb reality couple to be married, So maybe instead of a Farrah, we have a creepy (creepier?) Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt on our hands.