On Thursday, Blac Chyna teased boyfriend Rob Kardashian about marriage and babies in a Snapchat video, but I don’t think it was very funny (and I bet Kris Jenner didn’t either).
“Rob, I am not playing with you, I want my eggs cracked! That means I wanna have a baby! I need my name dropped. That means I wanna be married! I’m am not f*cking around with you!”
Y’all have only been dating for two months, so can we chill the F out already?
If Blac and the KUWTK celeb ever do get hitched, that family tree will only become further complicated. In case you forgot, Rob’s half-sister Kylie Jenner is dating Blac’s baby daddy Tyga. Awkwardness times 1000.
Still I’m sure this thing will explode into a thousand tiny little pieces. In fact, I have a lot of money riding on this relationship not lasting till Christmas.