Wow, I wouldn’t want to be a nanny in this day in age…or WOULD I?!
Susan SarandonÃ¢â¬â¢s daughter, “Undateable” star and self-described “full-time Blogger” Eva Amurri, found her husband sports analyst Kyle Martino, in a bit of a nanny pickle.
On Monday, Eva, 30, revealed on her blog, Happily Eva After, that while she was on a flight home from an NYC business trip, her nanny sent Kyle a racy text purportedly meant for someone else.
It read, in full: “OMG. Girl, did I mention to you how hot and sex my Boss is. I would love to f–k his brains out ha haah. Too bad he seems not to like thick Latin women with lots to hold on to LOL.”
Kyle, Eva writes, “was so confused, but figured in two seconds another text would come through from her with a million apologies, telling him she was so embarrassedÃ¢â¬Â¦or something!”
Needless to say, she was CANNED.ÃÂ In fact, Kyle arrived home from breakfast with their one-year-old daughter, Marlowe, only to find the nanny “peeking out of the curtains OF THEIR BEDROOM WINDOW.” To which Eva realized that the “Mistake” text was all about strategy:
By that point, it apparently became clear that the nanny had sent Kyle the text on purpose, “to test the proverbial waters with my husband and give her an opportunity later, when alone, to bring up a sexy dialogue with him.”
That day, Kyle confronted the nanny and fired her, citing her text and saying, “WellÃ¢â¬Â¦ needless to say, itÃ¢â¬â¢s not the type of environment I want in the house with you taking care of our daughter.”
But wait, thereÃ¢â¬â¢s more…he also recorded the encounter on an iPhone, to protect himself from anything “she would try to make up or twist after the fact,” Eva explains.
As of now, Eva and Kyle are still nanny-less, and know what? It’s probably for the best. If I were Eva I would be screening nannies like WOAH, because…how WEIRD.
What do you think of Eva’s odd nanny story?