Yep, Donald Trump has a supporter in Jesse James, Sandra Bullock’s cheating, nazi-loving ex. Gross.
Trump was rumored to be courting Sarah Palin‘s endorsement, but this guy is uh, almost as good. Because when you have the endorsement of a douchey, antisemitic motorcycle-ridin’ cheater of West Coast Choppers fame, you almost have it all?
James shared a Facebook post this afternoon explaining why he loved the real estate mogul for President, and you can imagine how nonsensical it is. But if you can’t here’s a snippet:
I’ve met a lot of people in life and I have found it best to form opinions about them by actually meeting them in person. In 2009 I agreed to do that tv show Celebrity Apprentice on NBC…
…Over the next month I was able to observe him and his kids in their day to day routine. What I saw was a person that treated everyone with respect. Even the (Hispanic) guys in the mail room. He had coffee from the coffee machine and BS’d with them every single morning. Trash men and cops would stop him on the street and he would stop whatever he was doing and spend a little bit of time with every one of them. As the month went on I used my hard work and perseverance to gain respect of the Trumps and most everyone around me.
I made it all the way to the top 3 and when I was let go Donald Trump stood up and shook my hand and said ” Great Job Jesse”.
Now I know that a lot of you will think that is some dumb reality TV show, not real life…and especially Not the presidency. Trust me I know that is very true, but the majority of the Anti-Trumps are basing their opinion of him on sound bites from that very same Reality TV Show. I think you should look above what the TV Network put out there to boost ratings. Nobody wants to watch somebody be a nice guy, they want to see him say “Your FIRED!”. What I personally observed is a man that is perfect suited to run this country…This guy is the Real Deal, and will Make America Great Again.
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