Ummm…Justin Bieber has a tour coming up and it’ll have all the subtlety of a high school play, or like, this photo he took on instagram.
Beiber is working out the concepts of his tour, called “Purpose” and they SOUND like Bieber got drunk and wrote them on a napkin and then told a production crew to get on it. The opening image, according to TMZ, is an intense visual display that uses clouds and storms as a metaphor for the mistakes he’s made during his life…and then…the BIEBS FALLS FROM THE SKY:
A projection screen shows “abstract visuals of Justin falling through a dark, clouded atmosphere. He will be screaming, reaching and possibly passing through barriers as he descends into the dark unknown.”
Corny as hell, right?
During the fall, the audience will hear Justin’s voice, describing the fall he’s taken in his journey. Justin has an epiphany, which reverses his trajectory and he flies “gracefully and slowly toward the heavens.”
Justin then makes his entrance and all the over earnest 13 year old girls learning about metaphors in middle school are impressed.
What do YOU think of this, ahem, “ARTISTIC” choice? WEIGH IN BELOW!