Might not be 100% true, but still so, so good…
Ã¢â¬ÅPersonal Assistants Tell All: Outrageous Celebrity Demands!Ã¢â¬Â is Star’s cover this week, and Celebitchy highlighted some of their favorite demands from this issue. I gotta say, it’s pretty ridiculous and also super fun to read.ÃÂ Take a look:
Kim Kardashian. Not only does Kim get secret lipo, but she secretly squirrels away her lipoÃ¢â¬â¢d fat deposits. ItÃ¢â¬â¢s called Ã¢â¬ÅlipobankingÃ¢â¬Â and Kim has a lot of lipobanked fat saved for a rainy day, to be injected into her butt or her face. Kim even had her own private lipobank facility built!
Taylor Swift. Tay-Tay will only be around pretty people. TaylorÃ¢â¬â¢s ego Ã¢â¬Åis so huge that really believes sheÃ¢â¬â¢s above average-looking people. She surrounds herself with models and always makes sure that theyÃ¢â¬â¢re in the background, like beautiful wallpaper or something.Ã¢â¬Â She makes one exception, for Lena Dunham, because Lena is Ã¢â¬Åso successful in her own right.Ã¢â¬Â
Jamie Dornan. His hobby? Needlepoint. He loves to whip out his tapestry and Ã¢â¬Åget to workÃ¢â¬Â on planes or when heÃ¢â¬â¢s at home.
Brad Pitt. He draws little poop doodles on everything.
Angelina Jolie. She forces her assistants to see all of her films, especially the ones that bombed, and give her positive feedback.
Justin Bieber. HeÃ¢â¬â¢s been known to sleep with his personal staff, even with his maids.
Julia Roberts. She holds on to her old costumes and she especially loves the Pretty Woman hooker ensemble, which sheÃ¢â¬â¢ll Ã¢â¬Åput on for DannyÃ¢â¬Â once a year or so. She even let her niece Emma Roberts borrow the costume Ã¢â¬Åthen snickered about how Emma just didnÃ¢â¬â¢t have the body to fill it out.Ã¢â¬Â
Lady Gaga. Gaga expects her assistants to be on call 24-7, and she expects them to do everything for her. She called up one assistant in the middle of the night to change DVDs, because Gaga was too lazy to walk across the room and change it herself.
Mila Kunis. SheÃ¢â¬â¢s paranoid that Ashton Kutcher is going to bang the nanny, so she sets up complicated rules about who can be Ã¢â¬ÅaloneÃ¢â¬Â with Ashton.
Jessica Simpson. She rarely pays her bar tabs. Apparently, sheÃ¢â¬â¢s constantly walking out on bar and restaurant bills because she feels like she should always be comped.
Christina Aguilera. She likes to pull out her extensions and leave them all over the place, in bathrooms, restaurants, cars, wherever. Her assistants are expected to Ã¢â¬Åcollect themÃ¢â¬Â in case she wants to use them again. Gross.
Christian Bale. He has the tendency to lecture his young, female assistants until theyÃ¢â¬â¢re crying. He also ordered one of his assistants to kill a fan with a screwdriver?
Elton John. HeÃ¢â¬â¢s really lazy, and he loves to be pushed around in a wheelchair.
Which is your favorite celebrity demand/weird habit? WEIGH IN BELOW!