Kevin Federline is doing a ton of really important stuff- curing hunger, battling disease, ending raci– OH WAIT, nevermind.
He’s got a new DJ gig at the Crazy Horse III Gentlemen’s Club. Sorry, wrong story. TMZ reports that K-Fed’s under contract with the famed Vegas strip joint to spin 4-6 times a year, and take home up to $10k per show. Britney Spears‘ ex seems to be enjoying his gigs because he’s also been seen hanging around and being a part of the Club’s fantasy football draft.
It’s unclear if the deal gives him unlimited access to the menu or lap dances or what, but I do know that his instagram account will probably get way more depressing. And already HAS (see pic above).