Happy Father’s Day to you, Charlie Sheen.
The 49-year-old Anger Management star seemed to think Father’s Day meant “say any slanderous thing you want via twitter” day, and really slammed Denise Richards, while, uh, weirdly complementing Brooke Mueller? Let THR splain it to ya:
“Brooke M is a sexy [rock] star whom I adore; D Richards a heretic washed-up piglet Shame pile,” he wrote. “Happy Father’s Day!!!”
He followed that up two hours later with a longer diatribe, in which he referred to Richards as “a shakedown piece of shit [douche face]ÃÂ & worst mom alive!”
“I have paid that Klay-Vinnik leaky diaper over 30 Mil and she calls me a [deadbeat dad]!” he wrote. “See u in court you evil terrorist sack of landfill [trash]. bitch couldn’t act hot in a fire or wet in a pool.”
Sheen- the shy wallflower who NEVER tells us how he really feels…maybe someday he’ll come clean about his true emotions? KIDDING! The man’s a monster.ÃÂ But as you know- he’s also a father. Four times over.ÃÂ He’s got two daughters with Richards and twin sons with Meueller and I’m fairly confident his kids are going to wake up one day and be like, phew, I think my father being Charlie Sheen was just a terrible dream. But then they’ll realize, no- they aren’t in some alternate reality. They are still Charlie Sheen’s kids.
Sorry Sheen spawn.ÃÂ Hope next Father’s Day is less…uh, tumultuous.