Country singer Taylor Swift has just gotten on the Westboro Baptist Church’s radar!
The church has branded Taylor a “dirty pirate hooker” among other things. Crazy, right?
We know that Taylor hasn’t really had all that many boyfriends in her life, but the most offensive thing anyone could say that she’s done is write songs about the guys that she’s dated. Still, those nutjobs at the church don’t really need much to target someone…
Reportedly, the church is planning to protest her upcoming concert in Kansas — because of her so-called busy dating life. She has dated John Mayer, Joe Jonas, Harry Styles and Jake Gyllenhaal, among other suitors, but it’s hardly enough to call her a “hooker” of any sort. Besides that, hookers get paid. We kid, we kid!
A representative for the church took to Twitter to say, “Westboro to picket the whorish face of america: Taylor Swift. She works her ‘girl next door’ country singer shtick, while hopping from one young man to the next and strutting across the world stage like a proud whore. Taylor Swift in three words: lascivious, foolish, proud, dirty pirate hooker!”
Well, they aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed, are they? What do you think?
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