(CDAN) This C list actress ex-wife has told her much higher list ex-husband that she will need $1M to keep quiet about everything she knows.

My Guess? DENISE RICHARDS FTW!!

(Blind Gossip) There was a well-known entertainment pair at the Academy Awards who sat together, occasionally holding  and laughing together. What a nice couple! Not. They actually can’t stand each other and haven’t lived together in months. However, as one of Hollywood’s perceived stable couples, they are not yet ready to explain to the world that their long-time (by Hollywood standards) relationship is over. Certainly not in such a public setting. And if one of them had showed up solo, or with another escort, it would have brought up too many questions. So it was easier just to go together, pretend that everything’s great, and to go their separate ways after the big event… each to a new boyfriend.

My guess? Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick. They seem to have very little spark whenever they are together!

(Daily Mirror) Which skinny star refused to touch her meal during the Oscars ceremony, insisting, conveniently, she’d “already eaten”? Discreet waiters quietly carried her left-over grub away.

My guess? Every woman in Hollywood!

(BuzzFoto) This young, glamorous couple showed up together on the red carpet this weekend. They held hands and smiled and posed for fans. What the cameras didn’t see, was the huge fight that left the female hysterical and in tears. The male found an old flame whom he agreed to have lunch with this week and it started a huge argument in front of several other stars. This left his lady love so upset, she threw her drink on him, screamed and stormed off to call her publicist. Not Zac and Vanessa.

My guess? Nicole and Joel? I’m stumped!