Megan Fox uses hand model for Super Bowl ad
If Motorola’s Superbowl commercial proved anything Sunday night, it’s that there are one too many bloggers out there who are overly familiar with Megan Fox’s body parts – especially her thumbs.
The commercial features the sexy “Transformers” star au natural in a bathtub filled with strategically placed bubbles.
According to the Daily Mail, after the commercial aired, meticulous bloggers noted that Motorola employed a hand double for Fox’s closeups.
“Did anyone else catch this?” wrote a blogger for Celebrity Smack. “I couldn’t help but chuckle when they showed a close-up of the Motorola phone and the hands holding it were definitely not Megan Fox’s.”
After Fox’s promotional movie photos surfaced last summer, revealing a candid look at her abnormally shaped thumbs, the Daily News learned that the 23-year-old actress has a hereditary defect known as brachydactyly.
“Literally, what it means is short finger,” Dr. Steven Bendner, a hand surgeon at Beth Israel Medical Center, told us. “The nail of the thumb in this condition is often very short and wide.
“It is usually hereditary. Although it could also have been caused by frostbite, or it could have been an injury to the growth plate in childhood.”
But don’t expect Fox’s so-called clubbed thumbs to stand in the way of her career anytime soon.
“In Megan Fox’s case, it appears that only the last bone of the thumb is affected and that it does not involve the joint,” says Dr. Richard Kim, director of congenital hand surgery at Hackensack Medical Center. “For her, it looks like it’s just a cosmetic deficit.”
February 8th, 2010 at 8:54 pm
“Transformers” will transform you into a believer. The military is on your side, it isn’t loyal to the Federal Reserve Bankers who aren’t federal agents, they are private Iraeli bankers. The miitary isn’t under the control of the Israel bankers at the Federal Resreve Bank, no really, really, you must believe, movies are the new religion.
Megan Fox will show you the Three Kings also known as Orion’s Belt (the constellation). The bankers are the real transformers, they transform you into a poor pauper through their financial scams. They transform themselves and Israel into your satanic master by robbing the US Treasury using the Federal Reserve Bank as a fang (like a Vampir’s blood-sucking fang) taking bites out of your tax dollars whenever they can get away with it.
The Israeli bankers are hit-and-run artists. They stole 2.3 trillion dollars from the US Treasury, as reported by Donald Rumsfeld on Sept. 10, 2001. 9/11 was a way to distract from that theft of your money. Chertoff wrote the Patriot Act before 9/11, not in response to it. The terrorists wrote the Patriot Act because they don’t want you to chase them down the rabbit hole, they want to steal your carrots and eat them themselves. They don’t want to be buried by their crimes, they want to bury you so you won’t chase them and catch them. They want you to chase the American dream. Which reminds me that Chase Bank uses a Nazi symbol as a logo. It’s a blue schwatstika which means they are Illuminati Israeli Fascist bankers, as blue is the color favored by Illuminti. They also love Communist colors because Illuminati created communism as a ploy to get people to believe in something that doesn’t exist.
All that exists is the banker-rabbits are stealing all of the carrots in the world and hording them like hogs. You can chase carrots but you can never catch them. The dream is only for the corrupt souls who are an organized body of thieves. They never stop stealing, they steal night and day long, 24/7. Your need for food or a home is irrelevant to them. You are the horse that pulls the chariot of the banker cabal that controls the world.
Heil banker.