Tiger Woods’ Apology: Part Two

Tiger Woods is in T-R-O-U-B-L-E with the wifey and he knows it! Here is the full statement he left this morning on his personal website:
I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.
Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.
But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don’t share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one’s own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn’t have to mean public confessions.
Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it’s difficult.
I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.

UPDATE: Here’s the voicemail that Tiger Woods left his alleged mistress Jaimee Grubbs (pictured above).

















December 2nd, 2009 at 9:54 am
WHY would the alleged mistress release this? Does it benefit anyone? Not only is she a homewrecker, now she’s a total skank. Did she have an affair with him only to one day stab him in the back? I’m NOT defending him, but 2 wrongs don’t make a right. If he did have an affair, he’s a dog and deserves it, but did this woman need to go public and further hurt Elin?
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:25 am
He is an absolute pig. She is a homewrecking whore. Elin didn’t deserve that
I think the homewrecker wanted to be in the tabloids so she could get recognition. Apparently her pea-brain didn’t think about the fact that she would be hated. What a moron. Both Tiger and the homewrecker deserve each other and I hope he ends up cheating on her too – would serve her right.
I also feel bad for the kids.
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:41 am
that’s not a pic of jamiee grubbs – it is of kalika moquin – the other mistress. jamie grubbs is a cocktail waitress from LA and pretty much a road whore as well…she was on the super awesome show ‘tool academy’ for like two minutes….this is all just hilarious….
December 11th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
It’s all been a miss understanding with Tiger Woods. When he asked rachel to shag his balls he only wanted her to pick them up at the range!