Although 15-year-old Miley Cyrus has vowed to remain a virgin until she’s married, if the Spears sisters have taught us one thing, it’s that youth, celebrity and virginity don’t always go hand-in-hand.

A slew of provocative photos have plagued the underage Hannah Montana actress throughout recent months, leading the public to believe that Miley will soon be on the same path as her pop star predecessors, Britney and Jamie Lynn—but hopefully with a slightly different outcome.

With teenage pregnancy running rampant throughout the US, LifeStyles Condoms wants to ensure that Miley Cyrus and her legions of loyal fans don’t become just more statistics. As one of the leading condom makers in the country, LifeStyles is offering Miley Cyrus $1 million to become the new company spokesperson to appeal to the younger demographic that is in need the most.

“Pop culture proves that teens are more ready than ever to discuss the subject of sex,” said Carol Carrozza, VP of Marketing for LifeStyles Condoms. “With recent reports showing that one out four teenage girls has an STD and the high level of teenage pregnancy, we believe that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set—and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America.”

In addition to the monetary compensation, LifeStyles will also provide Miley with a lifetime supply of LifeStyles Condoms—for whenever she decides the time is right.

Some things are just soooo wrong.

Thanks Katie