Miley Cyrus Offered $1 Million to Become Condom Spokesperson

Although 15-year-old Miley Cyrus has vowed to remain a virgin until she’s married, if the Spears sisters have taught us one thing, it’s that youth, celebrity and virginity don’t always go hand-in-hand.
A slew of provocative photos have plagued the underage Hannah Montana actress throughout recent months, leading the public to believe that Miley will soon be on the same path as her pop star predecessors, Britney and Jamie Lynn—but hopefully with a slightly different outcome.
With teenage pregnancy running rampant throughout the US, LifeStyles Condoms wants to ensure that Miley Cyrus and her legions of loyal fans don’t become just more statistics. As one of the leading condom makers in the country, LifeStyles is offering Miley Cyrus $1 million to become the new company spokesperson to appeal to the younger demographic that is in need the most.
“Pop culture proves that teens are more ready than ever to discuss the subject of sex,” said Carol Carrozza, VP of Marketing for LifeStyles Condoms. “With recent reports showing that one out four teenage girls has an STD and the high level of teenage pregnancy, we believe that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set—and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America.”
In addition to the monetary compensation, LifeStyles will also provide Miley with a lifetime supply of LifeStyles Condoms—for whenever she decides the time is right.
Some things are just soooo wrong.
Thanks Katie





July 28th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
i like the idea, but it does seem a bit wrong since she legally is not old enough to decide to have sex. the law might not take reality into consideration, but i feel the right thing would be to have an 18 year old (vanessa hudgens or so) promote condom use.
July 28th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
TAKE THE JOB MILEY, TAKE THE JOB. it would so make me want to buy a condom if i saw her on a condom commercial….NOT! but it would be funny.
August 4th, 2008 at 10:01 am
I believe that if this happens and she does take the deal alot of parents including my sister have said that there will be NO MORE hannah montana in her daughters room. She said she will not let her child idolize someone who promotes condoms at such a young age. GOD LIFESTYLES get a life and find someone who is at least of age. her being a spokesperson is just wrong. what are they now going to start promoting underage sex?
August 5th, 2008 at 8:54 am
Miley did take pictures with bra,boyfriends,and a pic showin her nacked back but i totally say she wont accept this.Shes wearing a purity ring so she’ll be a virgin till shes married.Miley is my rolemodel and shes the rolemodel also to agirls younger than me and she knows that thats why she wont be a spokesperson to”lifestyle condoms”!
August 6th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
I think that most people would just laugh if at her if Miley did take the offer. Yeah if she did take it, then that would be one of her ways of showing that she is more mature and not the “little disney channel sweetheart.” This would probably kill her disney career, no more hannah montanna. How many parents want their kids watching someone on a condom commercial, promoting young sex? not many. But how many people would take her seriously? I mean, she is only 15. They should have thought about this before lifestyle tried such a “publicity stunt”