MR. BLACKWELL’S 48TH ANNUAL WORST-DRESSED WOMEN LIST
10.) Alison Arngrim: “Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940’s fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac.”
9.) Lindsay Lohan: “Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low.”
8.) Jessica Simpson: “Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She’s a global fashion curse!”
7.) Avril Lavigne: “Gothic make-up courtesy the mad spatula-Fashions provided by.. The house of Dracula!”
6.) Eva Green: “Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose!”
5.) Kelly Clarkson: “Her heavenly voice soars above the rest… but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of ‘Pro-Active’ – but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!”
4.) Fergie: “Another style-free ‘Fergie’ in fashion’s hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it’s all in a name!”
3.) Mary Kate Olsen: “YIKES! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary Kate’s look is hard to explain… she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane!”
2.) Amy Winehouse: “Exploding beehives above…tacky polka-dots below… she’s part 50’s car-hop horror.”
And guess who made #1!? I was totally shocked, I thought I knew for sure!! Answer after the jump!!
1.) Victoria Beckham: “Forget the fashion spice - wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em.”
Mr. Blackwell added a note at the end of his list: “For those of you who were expecting to see Britney’s name adorn the 2007 list, I felt that it was in appropriate at this time to make comment, when her personal life is in such upheaval. I hope 2008 is a better year for her.”
What do you guys think? Do you agree?
January 8th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
cool. I hate Posh. So fake.
January 8th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
WTF ? ! who the hell create this list ?! vicBeck first? she fabolous !
January 8th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
maybe she’s fake but I like her style. nobody can say that she’s not fashionista,
January 8th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
I think Posh usually looks really nice. Her clothes are a bit tight and can be a bit outlandish but overall they are very classy and nice.
January 8th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
as long as jessica keeps pushing her tits in our face…she can wear what she wants to!!
January 8th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
posh….no.1? who is this man some deluded freak! im from the uk and never heard of this dreanged retaeded person!? victoria beckham has amazing taste in fashion! her hair iwaon of the most coppied hair cuts in the last year, her figure is perfect and she is an amazing role model, never doen drugs, never been a raging alcaholic. all posh has trioed to do is make pople like her. she moved to l.a with high hopes and people like this ‘Mr Blackwell’ that crush her. she has enough stick from the rest of the press but she certainly doesent deserve this! its appoauling! im discusted! posh still is a humabn being like the rest of us you know! she still has feelings under taht amazing bone structure! wtf do you know ‘mr blackwell’! prick!
January 9th, 2008 at 9:26 am
NO WAY Vic first..:@
January 10th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
looking at the blackwell lady…haha, i think shes jealous. and i cant say much abt what she’s wearing. vb rules.
March 7th, 2008 at 6:43 am
I love Victoria Beckham!!!! She has the body for those tight clothes why not show it off?
June 8th, 2008 at 4:45 am
Victoria Beckham is georgous!! what the hell is wrong with this person?