Joaquin Phoenix Considers Porn Movie Spin-Offs
Joaquin Phoenix has considered making pornographic movies based on his own films. The Oscar-nominated actor already has some perfect porn titles ready to use if his idea ever comes to fruition.
He says, “For some time, I was hoping to do porn versions of movies I’ve been in. That could have been good, like ‘Glad He Ate Her’ for Gladiator. 8MM you might want to remake as 8 Inches. I have a friend who can rattle off porn titles for every movie I’ve been in. its f**king genius.”
November 14th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
God what a loser, River would be ashamed to have a brother who talked like that. Get off the sauce ugly.
November 14th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Loser? He is f*in hot! And such a good actor. Love him.
November 14th, 2007 at 12:30 pm
Karen, I guess you lost your sense of humor between typing the “G” and submitting the comment… That pic is hot.
November 14th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
I think it’s funny, actually…
November 14th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
It is funny. Um, can he star? I’ll watch!
November 14th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
lol, it is Kinda funny. is it odd that i think he’s sexy? hMmMM
November 14th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
He’s hot. Period.
November 14th, 2007 at 9:51 pm
He’s joking and he’s hot.
November 15th, 2007 at 7:51 am
Yes, he’s joking. He looks so good in that pic.
November 15th, 2007 at 8:07 am
How ugly must your husbands and boyfriends be if you find this ugly pig hot, he looks like a retard, his brother River was hot he gross.
November 15th, 2007 at 8:37 am
That ‘hair lip’ on him (the nasty scar on his mouth) ruins his looks. Plus, he’s got a kind of ‘caveman’ look going on that’s not appealing.
As for the porn~ the hottest selling porn right now is “PIRATES”, and it’s totally based off the Pirates of the Carribean movies.
The Porn industry is all abuzz about making the new generation of porn look just like a regular movie with a story line and excellent videography, costumes, set locations, etc. PIRATES is terrific and fun to watch!
November 15th, 2007 at 8:48 am
I think the scar on his lip gives his face some character. River was cute, but he wasn’t a good actor. Joaquin is sexy and incredibly talented. Agreed he should lay off the sauce, though.
November 15th, 2007 at 9:14 am
“River would be ashamed to have a brother who talked like that”
Yes, because River the junkie was pure class…
November 15th, 2007 at 9:35 am
Shut the fuck up, Karen, you cunt
November 15th, 2007 at 9:57 am
He is hot…..That scar is from a cleft lip. I think that he rocks and would do him in a second. You all are crazy.. I used to think Brad was hot..now he just looks like a tired old man….
November 15th, 2007 at 10:01 am
River wasn’t a good actor? You’re right…he was a GREAT and very gifted actor. As is his younger brother….
November 15th, 2007 at 10:38 am
Oh…also….
“The popular belief that Joaquin Phoenix has a cleft lip is mistaken. The mark on his lip is a microform, an almost-cleft that healed itself in utero. If the tissues join up just enough to create correct bone and muscle tissues, no corrective surgery is required, as was the case with Phoenix.”
November 15th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Bella you’re out of your mind, and incredibly rude. stfu.
November 15th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Almost fainted when I saw this picture, he is SO FUCKING HOT.
November 15th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
SHUTTIT he’s just an ugly pig YOUR THE FUCKING FUGLY CUNT, and a parasitic whore no doubt.
November 15th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Sounds like SHUTTIT has a real ugly husband who probably cheating with a better looking slut than you whore
November 15th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
No personal attacks please people, but he ugly probably the booze and drugs that have aged him so badly.
November 15th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Bella and karen seem to be the ones who need to lay off the sauce. And the crazy.
November 15th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
I can’t believe how many people find this guy attractive, this must be the same person over and over under different names because everyone I know thinks he gross or just sleazy.
November 15th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
I don’t care what other ppl think, he is one sexy man. And he’s a man’s man… so hot.
YUUUUUUUUM!!! Love that pic.
November 16th, 2007 at 9:42 am
He is totally hot. Ok, he’s not a pretty-boy clone but he’s got a certain quality to him that makes him alluring. Something dangerous about him that makes me want him to do all sorts of crazy to me!
November 16th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
He’s hot. He looks like my husband, so I’m feeling pret-ty damn lucky right now.
November 16th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
This picture looks pretty old