Lindsay is MISSING?
This poster was seen on the gate of Paris Hilton’s home! Do you think Paris actually took the time to make the sign and put it on her gate? Lord these girls have way too much time on their hands!
THIS IS WHAT THE POSTER SAYS:
“LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?
Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyed: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier
My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!
MISSING
If you have any information, please call — or go to —
All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.”
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HAVE YOU SEEN LINDSAY LOHAN, THE LOST DOG?
August 15th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
Paris needs to grow up already. Coke is a very addictive durg and it is sad for anyone that gets caught up in it
August 15th, 2007 at 9:10 pm
Even though I’ve never ever liked Lindsay Lohan, Paris sucks. That’s immature and rude. Paris herself was just in jail for being a dumb ass. She’s had her sex tapes viewed by the world. What makes her feel like she’s in the place to kick her former friend when’s she’s down in such a lame and childish way?
August 16th, 2007 at 10:14 am
I don’t think she did that. Maybe someone else put that on her gate.
August 16th, 2007 at 10:53 am
I’m sure NOOOBODY else could of done it. It had to be Paris.. Please… Paris couldnt even spell Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier
August 16th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
wow – i think everyone is giving paris way too much credit. she’s not clever enough to have put together the Lost Dog Poster.
August 16th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
That’s just pathetic. I can’t believe someone would have the nerve to do something so rude. If it was Paris, she needs to grow the eff up and look in the mirror. She was in jail FIRST and still denies that she deos drugs despite the millions of photos of her toking it up in public.
If it wasn’t her, well than whoever did it is a freakin’ moron… and it’s still Paris’s responsibility to take that off.
August 21st, 2007 at 5:27 pm
Ha! Ha! That’s too funny!!! But I doubt that Paris has the brains to pull off something that clever. More like the work of a local prankster…