Lindsay is MISSING?
This poster was seen on the gate of Paris Hilton’s home! Do you think Paris actually took the time to make the sign and put it on her gate? Lord these girls have way too much time on their hands!
THIS IS WHAT THE POSTER SAYS:
“LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?
Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyed: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier
My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!
MISSING
If you have any information, please call — or go to —
All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.”
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HAVE YOU SEEN LINDSAY LOHAN, THE LOST DOG?
