I’m thinking her head got stuck in the birth canal.

I mean honestly. It looks like Rumer’s face got shmooshed (yes, it’s a word) on her way into this world.
Here’s some bigger ones, if ya want.
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I mean honestly. It looks like Rumer’s face got shmooshed (yes, it’s a word) on her way into this world.
Here’s some bigger ones, if ya want.

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June 21st, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Her features are SOOOOOOO tiny in relation to the size of her head. Unfortunate looking girl.
June 21st, 2007 at 4:43 pm
That was really mean but soo freaking funny. You made me laugh out loud.
June 21st, 2007 at 4:45 pm
LOL Jocelyn you’re killin me. I always wondered wtf happened to her, with such beautiful parents… Is this what happens when two beautiful people have babies together? Pretty + handsome = ugly?
June 21st, 2007 at 4:52 pm
She has pretty eyes.
June 21st, 2007 at 5:00 pm
She looks a bit like a vulcan from the old Star Trek series.
June 21st, 2007 at 5:06 pm
YES! ^
June 21st, 2007 at 5:09 pm
lmao suz…i was gonna say that…she does look unfortunate she need to find a hair cut that doesn’t make her head look big
June 21st, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Why are you people so fucking mean and judgemental. I would love to see pictures of all your ugly faces plastered out for all the world to see.
June 21st, 2007 at 5:28 pm
She is an odd blend of her parents. I think aging and the drooping of her eyes will help. Other than that she needs a nose job. She needs a bigger one
June 21st, 2007 at 5:38 pm
she looks like Mr. Spock’s lovechild. poor thing… pretty feature, but they’re just not put together right!
June 21st, 2007 at 5:39 pm
“Why are you people so fucking mean and judgemental. I would love to see pictures of all your ugly faces plastered out for all the world to see.”
Why is it that we aren’t able to give our opinion without people getting REALLY BENT out of shape.
Lighten the f’ up!
June 21st, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Her eyes are too small and she is unusual looking. I feel sorry for her. It must be awful to have a pretty mom and handsome dad and to look so unfortunate. It is the same thing with other celebs. Vanessa Williams and her daughters come to mind. They are not attractive in the least and she is beautiful. Sad for the children…
June 21st, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Because it’s not an opinion! It’s basically talking shit about people without them having the benefit of defending themselves or being able to beat the crap out of you. An opinion is, do you think this is more blue or more green? Not, This f**king baby is ugly! Childish…
June 21st, 2007 at 6:23 pm
“Why is it that we aren’t able to give our opinion without people getting REALLY BENT out of shape”
Gossip is one thing, personal attacks on a normal girl are shallow. I mean, I can understand a chuckle over Brit Brits ugly ass outfits or PH’s nasty puss, but this kind of stuff is shallow (baby being fugly? or, personal attacks do not equal gossip IMO.
Oh, and telling me & your readers to “Lighten the f’ up!” doesn’t really lend itself well to your persona either….
just sayin’ ..
June 21st, 2007 at 6:33 pm
Exactly my thoughts!
^^^
I gave my opinion on a Britney post the other day and you would’ve thought the world blew up!
Onto the topic at hand though: Rumer is a potato head. Sad. Very sad!
June 21st, 2007 at 6:34 pm
And to the person who posted above “me”.
THANK YOU MY DEAR! THANK YOU! I couldn’t of said it better.
June 21st, 2007 at 6:42 pm
If we were famous/infamous and our faces plastered all over the world then we would probably get the same treatment, this is a gossip website, this is gossip, if it offends you so much then its simple go to a site that does not offend you……….
June 21st, 2007 at 7:01 pm
This poor girl looks like a mongoloid.
June 21st, 2007 at 7:16 pm
Her new haircut does make her look better though – she kinda looks like a pixie fairy or something!
June 21st, 2007 at 7:18 pm
Its Bruce Willis that made her have an awkward chin, for the rest she’s pretty I think.
June 21st, 2007 at 7:21 pm
Poor thing…nothing went right for her in the gene lottery. She has pretty colored eyes, though.
June 21st, 2007 at 7:56 pm
I thought she looked like an upsidedown conehead.
There’s speculation that she’s already had some jaw-work done but I would hope they could do more.
June 21st, 2007 at 8:14 pm
How would you like it if someone said that about your child. Hey, hello, your offspring is monsterous.
Fun, huh. Yeah, thought so.
June 21st, 2007 at 8:46 pm
These are children you’re talking about. A baby and a teenager. It’s one thing to bash a skinny skeletor purposely starving herself for vanity, or a media whore snorting coke in a public bathroom, or someones botched boob job.
But to trash a young girl, who is still growing into her features, or a baby who hasn’t even grown past your knees and say she is fugly (this is genetics people – you can’t control what you look like) …. that is shallow. You wouldn’t say that a child with a birth defect is ugly, so why is it okay to say that about a baby less than a year old, or a young girl with the strong and beautiful features of her parents? So what, maybe she’s a little awkward, how many of you didn’t have an awkward period – do you remember how it sucked to be teased – shit that was on a local level, you didn’t have people taking about how fugly you are all over the internet.
Oh, and it’s one thing to have that private conversation in w/a close friend, but this is a public forum – who knows – maybe this kind of stuff will be available to Violet when she’s 10, 11, 12, next thing you know you’ve got another young girl going to extremes to fit the current mold of ‘hollywood beauty.’ All because a bunch of people couldn’t be civilized in their public conversation. Maybe it’s that group mentality thing … ‘enough of us think she’s ugly, so it’s okay – lighten up.’
But if you can’t control yourself enough to not trash a child, to call her fugly is like the pot calling the kettle black. Anonymity and majority opinion doesn’t make something wrong, right.
fugly and shallow
June 21st, 2007 at 9:31 pm
You guys are absolutely ridiculous!! Leave poor Jocelyn alone! What the hell!
You guys def need to relax and have a glass of wine.
For fucks sake quit being such little bitches about everything!! it’s all in good fun. relax a fucking bit!
June 21st, 2007 at 9:47 pm
who cares? does no one realize that we’re all on a tabloid site, meaning that backtalking, making fun, and gossiping are bound to happen? if you’re going to lecture someone on being shallow, then you probably shouldn’t be on this site, or any kind of gossip site.
chill out, jeez.
June 21st, 2007 at 11:41 pm
Alice is right. You can’t take anything seriously on a goss sight. The day you start trying to carry on a serious conversation in a place like this is the day you got lost while looking for a serious place to chat. And, the only thing wrong with the young woman is a bad choice in haircut and the camera angles. Her chin is a stronger feature a little overwhelming for her female face. Other than that I think she looks pretty. Her eyes are a winning feature. They have a beautiful color and a strikingly beautiful shape.
June 21st, 2007 at 11:51 pm
I like your blog, but I really dislike seeing personal attacks with respect to someones looks. It’s just mean. It’s one thing if you’re making fun of their makeup or clothing choice, but making fun of their features is low. Being a teen is hard enough. Imagine finding this type of post about yourself? Ugh.
June 21st, 2007 at 11:57 pm
Well, I’m certainly not lost. I also don’t come here expecting to find serious conversation and normally I wouldn’t write a lengthy and serious comment – but Jocelyn did pose the question of why people get bent out of shape.
Probably was a rhetorical question, but I felt compelled to answer, because I understand why. I’m allowed to my opinion, regardless of how serious or out of place it may be on this website – otherwise the link would be called “click here to agree with me” rather than “comment.”
It’s my opinion that calling a baby fugly is not gossip.
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:35 am
she looks like an exact mixture of Bruce and Demi if i were to create a bruce sim and a demi sim this is what would happen if they had a baby sim and then it would grow up to look like that. well i dunno.
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:22 am
To the people so upset we’re talking about her… She is POSING on a red carpet of an event, which in turn makes her fair game! If she doesn’t want to be bothered why show up? She hasn’t done anything to make her a celebrity other than be Bruce and Demi’s kid and she’s milking it for all it’s worth. So NO I do not feel sorry for her!
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:24 am
“…a media whore snorting coke in a public bathroom”
From almost every gossip site I have read, this describes Rumer anyway.
June 22nd, 2007 at 11:28 am
I think she would look better with longer hair. Actually grow it out. I hate that fake hair crap.
June 22nd, 2007 at 3:29 pm
She is odd looking. Too bad to, cause her mother is gorgeous, but not as gorgeous as her dad!
June 22nd, 2007 at 3:33 pm
It’s a celebrity gossip site. Seriously people! If you can’t face critism or opinionated remarks then don’t even go to these types of sites. Geeez, Jocelyn you’re doing an amazing job. I respect you more for saying what’s on your mind. (:
PS: Rumer is fugly and unfortunate looking. It’s a fact.
June 22nd, 2007 at 4:25 pm
Personally speaking, these sites are for entertainment, being opinionated in positive or negative ways… is freedom of speech. For those who are upset about other people’s negative opinions.. why not just concentrate on writing something positive, instead of bashing others? That way… everyone has a say.
I agree with the majority. Rumor is not attractive, she may be a great person… however, she looks like an alien.
June 22nd, 2007 at 8:21 pm
Seriously she’s fair game. What is she really? A celebuspawn trying to get famous. If she didnt want to get judged by her looks then SHE SHOULDNT HAVE GOTTEN IN THE BUSINESS. Besides the potato head probably never comes here and none of you know her so STFU trying to defend an idiot. I can understand if this were like, ya know real life and to her face, but it’s not, so chill.
June 23rd, 2007 at 5:06 am
Seriously, why come here if you don’t like what people say? I hate Perez therefor I do not go there. It is pretty simple people!
June 24th, 2007 at 1:06 am
ICARUMBA is that mashup of demi & bruce!!! Wow, I hope she gets “better” fast.. lmao
June 24th, 2007 at 3:38 am
Troll alert, we know who you are ;^)
June 24th, 2007 at 6:54 am
Ehrm… people seem to forget that Demi has tons of things done to look like she does now. If you think of her at the time of “St Elmo’s Fire” she wasn’t anything to write home about either. BUt in any case, I agree, this poor girl is certainly NOT good looking.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:53 am
MASK
http://www.negativschnitt.de/eric_stoltz/assets/ecards/e_mask2.jpg
July 15th, 2007 at 7:21 am
OMFG SHE DOES LOOK LIKE ERIC STOLTZ IN MASK! HAHAAHAHAHAHA. the girl is UGLY. PERDIOD.
theres nothing wrong w/being ugly. shes just ugly! now everyone shut the f-u-c-k up!
July 18th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
I happen to disagree with all of these rude comments just yesterday i got a chance to meet the real Rumer Willis, and i think she has a flawless face just like her mother this picture dont seem to do much for her but shes really pretty with a contagious smile. So keep your words soft because you might have to eat them
July 27th, 2007 at 12:49 am
I think she is very pretty, just the wrong hairstyle for her. When her hair is past her shoulders and straight it looks sooooooooo much better. The short thing worked well for the moment with Demi, but her features are different. The short hair makes Rumers chin look very long and everything else,(her best features), appear very small. Stay with the long Rumer!:-)
August 18th, 2007 at 3:36 am
i agree with the person above. She is super cute! but wrong hair in that picture.
September 15th, 2007 at 6:10 pm
she looks like a goddamn alien.
September 28th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Well I have to say she is attractive in a very different way-agreed the proportion is out-but isn’t different sometimes attractive?
September 29th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
She looks like Mr. Incredible – seriously, google a picture of him and tell me I’m wrong… and has anyone seen her with blonde hair now? OH GODDDDD
October 2nd, 2007 at 7:16 pm
Lisa dutton, honey you are full of shit…my brother works on that stupid soon to be str8 to video movie she is working on with that girl from the scary movie franchisee and some former American idol contestant. and it is a running joke amongst all the stagehands and crew how f’n ugly rumer willis is IN PERSON., quit being a kiss ass, you think this Vulcan looking lanterned jawed potato head is going to see your name LISA DUTTON and give you a part in a str8 to video movie. You are full of crap, and you are the one that needs to eat your words she is very ugly indeed, and everyone on this “movie” she is working on laugh about her fugness because they see her alot more than U do ass kisser. He did say the girl from AI is pretty though.
October 5th, 2007 at 10:02 pm
Actually, she isn’t THAT bad. It isn’t like she is deformed or has any strange growths. Her eyes are gorgeous. Her nose is cute. She has a nice smile and lips. Her jaw is just a bit large and she needs her hair to be about that length and cut properly to draw attention from her jaw to some of her better features. Some photos of her are nice if taken from the right angle.
October 21st, 2007 at 8:47 pm
Rumer willis is not Quasimodo hideous at least, but she is still very homely indeed. I do hope she is not under the delusion she, or her sisters, are at all attractive.
December 17th, 2007 at 6:39 pm
She is downright UGLY!!!!!
December 28th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
all of u are mean
but funny lol
February 3rd, 2008 at 11:18 pm
that girl is frightful looking, she reminds me of those ugly alien sketches they draw when people claim to have been abducted by beings from outer space. damn Rumer, ET phone home.
February 19th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Fark…. you guys are seriously screwed up… would SO love to see all of your ugly mugs and point out all your flaws… aaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha I have a feeling Jocelyn is a fatty fatty bumba.. maybe with a mono-brow… and bucked teeth… and maybe just a little lingering body odour…
February 27th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
uhm,,… has she ever been diagnosed with downes syndrome?
March 2nd, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Rumer has a unique exotic beauty about her, she has a symmetrical face, flawless skin, strong cheekbones and jawline, wonderful cat like eyes with perfect eyebrows, a beautifully sculped nose, pretty lips, teeth and a great smile. I think she is exquisite.
April 19th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Ya know, you peopole act like this girl belongs in a freak show. She’s definitely not tough to look at. Tori Spelling looks WAY worse than she does!
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:56 pm
It’s true….all the mean people on this sight …especially Jocelyn are probably ugly far bitches …remember only mean lonely fat bitches with no life are nasty and pic on other chics!
April 22nd, 2008 at 9:00 pm
so f%!k off fatty…..and go have a slimfast or go get some booty and leave the chics alone !
May 1st, 2008 at 2:22 am
I think anyone with the wrong haircut can look a little off kilter. Rumer is not ugly; she just needs a better stylist if she’s going to be in the public eye. A longer, face-framed cut would add a little contour to her face. Strategic layers of blush would give her cheekbones. Last but not least, women with small eyes should NEVER wear eyeliner on the inner rim. It only exaggerates the problem.
May 7th, 2008 at 11:53 am
why dont you people back of. hell your probably ugly 2 and thats y ur picking on her. geeez who really fing cares what sh looks like god. at least shes making something of her life and not siting there talking about people. seriously get a life. you guuys are so mean.
July 10th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Her parents have money plenty of money. I’m sure they could make her pretty. But, maybe she’s just happy with her looks. Look at the work that was done on Ashlee Simpson. Now she’s the pretty sister.
July 21st, 2008 at 7:58 pm
You know here is an experiment. Take your hand and cover Rumors jaw line. She is completely gorgeous and looks even better than Demi when you do that
So alot of you peeps who are being really really cruel might be eating their words.
Jaw and maxiofacial Surgery is probably tougher than a regular nose job but it is becoming more and more routine as Technology progresses.
So just a little trim on the jaw line for Rumor and we will be asking you guys who the Fugly one is. Maybe its you now
I say you go Rumor and keep doing what your doing.
August 11th, 2008 at 5:34 am
Unfortunately she is very homely. Her features are tiny in relation to her face. She has a Jay Leno chin. With that being said, the whole crew are a bunch of fuglies.
August 24th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
To Alex (post below) and the other insensitive nasty people, your photos aren’t here so others can pick You apart. However, it’s obvious that you’re ugly on the Inside.
…………………
# Alex Says:
October 2nd, 2007 at 7:16 pm
Lisa dutton, honey you are full of shit…my brother works on that stupid soon to be str8 to video movie she is working on with that girl from the scary movie franchisee and some former American idol contestant. and it is a running joke amongst all the stagehands and crew how f’n ugly rumer willis is IN PERSON., quit being a kiss ass, you think this Vulcan looking lanterned jawed potato head is going to see your name LISA DUTTON and give you a part in a str8 to video movie. You are full of crap, and you are the one that needs to eat your words she is very ugly indeed, and everyone on this “movie” she is working on laugh about her fugness because they see her alot more than U do ass kisser. He did say the girl from AI is pretty though.
September 14th, 2008 at 6:37 am
I do not think she is ugly at all. I think she is pretty. She has a unique look. Really, I’m surprised that anyone would call this girl “Ugly”. I’m not seeing it.. I like her hair short as well.
September 22nd, 2008 at 3:04 pm
What is the big deal about this girl….OMG is it becaue her parents are famous…LOL
OMG she is butt ugly!!! yeah it looks like her head got stuck somewhere…
And the way she dresses YUK!!!
Everytime I see her in meadi papers or elsewhere I PuK!!!
Go away!!
February 11th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Great blog! Most blogs on this topic are not even close in detail as yours is. If you keep posting I’ll definatly be comming back.
March 30th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Five minutes with a baseball bat and some pliers and I’d fix that face up good.
March 30th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
poop
April 4th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
rumer willis has some very strange alien like looking features, and not in a good hot looking alien way either, but in an ugly alien looking i don\’t ever want to visit that planet way.
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August 7th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Is it better to be rich and plain, or poor and goodlooking? The former never has to go to work, will likely never be beautiful,but may gain beauty with age. The latter will always be beautiful, but must work all thier lives; unless they hit lotto!
Both must face the mirror in the morning.
September 15th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Damm you peeps r mean. But I’m lmao! LoL! Potato Head……..hahahahahaha priceless…..
January 30th, 2010 at 2:41 am
If this girl actually “makes it” in H-wood then all is lost. It means that anybody with the right connections & money can get famous.
I do not want to see this mug plastered around in pop culture.
The people should at least be able to decide who they want as their celebs. And the people have plainly spoken: We don’t want this one.
Enough already.
Her PR people need to fold it in, but I guess her parents’ unlimited funds will keep this charade going for awhile.
April 3rd, 2010 at 6:57 pm
“rumer willis has some very strange alien like looking features, and not in a good hot looking alien way either, but in an ugly alien looking i don\’t ever want to visit that planet way.”HAHAHAHA omg she’s a dog, she’s hideous looking, I hate her, if I ever have the bad luck to see her in person I think I’d throw up HAHAHAHA
RUMER= UGLY DOG
May 19th, 2010 at 10:16 pm
I think it is SOOOOO OBVIOUS why Rumer is a “red carpet star” – HELLO……if her last name was Wilson she’d be laughed out of Hollywood and I am sure ther are snickers galore (but who cares – mum and dad have a “name” so Rumer can be as ugly as sin and be “someone” with no college education, no talent,and no looks, either.) It is clear as day that Miss Rumer seems to believe she is hot, hot hot – but she really is a nobody who has achieved nothing on her own but has ridden upon her parents’ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ (coattails) and fame. Anyone intelligent and educated and with eyes that function (I have a Ph.D, actually) can see this girl is homely as they come; when I first saw a photo of her with her mother, I thought the girl had Downs’ Syndrome or was Hydrocephelic. (a condition of water on the brain where the recipient has an oddly huge head, small eyes and resembles a mongoloid of sorts.) She also has a series of black moles, an oddly pointed nose – and when she appeared as ‘Miss Golden GLobe” a few years ago I first saw a photo without realizing who she was and thought “ugh – that girl is not very attractive at all – she obviously is SOMEBODY’S daughter and they got her the job; could they have not selected someone pleasant to look at?”
I have seen Rumer’s film work and snickered at that – as I’ve said, no talent, no looks…..btw – her sisters are not particularly stunning, either, but then again, while Demi Moore is cute, she has had her share of work done over the years. But ….all told; Demi was always a “10″ in comparison to poor ugly Rumer.
June 3rd, 2010 at 8:54 am
Yeah, when I first saw her, I thought, man what a long head. Her parents can afford to give her plastic surgery. Makes me think of Whitney Huston’s daughter: Whitney’s so pretty, but her daughter looks like the old man…
July 22nd, 2010 at 2:28 am
Well it’s hard to believe she was born with that nose- let’s hope she can act , otherwise she just a hanger on. BTW Vanessa Willaims girl’s are all ‘model’ gorgeous, so I don’t know what pictures the person who mentioned them before was looking at.
December 18th, 2010 at 12:20 am
She doesn’t need a haircut, she needs a headcut.
May 2nd, 2011 at 8:36 am
She’s not ugly!
Just like Rihanna has a big forehead, Rumor has a big jaw. Everything else seems OK to me. She can grow out her hair r’something. And who said Hollywood people are hot, anyway?
Google is your friend; most Hollywood people look hideous without makeup/before surgery.
August 3rd, 2011 at 7:44 am
Hi Jocelyn,
Thanks for a interesting post.
Keep these coming as the quality is awesome
Cheers
Julie