Scott Weiland’s wife was arrested…for what??? [Celebrity Nation]

Carrie Underwood looked great on SNL! [The Skinny Website]

Are Kimberly Stewart and Cisco Adler back together? [Celebslam]

Are Britney and Justin going to record a duet together? [Derek Hail]

KFed hangs out with a bunch of chicks on his birthday. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Michael Jackson planning a 50 foot robot of himself? [SOW]

Are Lindsay Lohan and James Blunt dating?  What about Petra? [Ninja Dude]

Paris Hilton is still dating that Desperate Housewives dude. [Popbytes]

Soooooo it’s that time of year again.  Spring Break!  I’m going to be heading out of town for Spring Break – BUT…. I WILL STILL BE POSTING.  It’s going to be a bit lighter, but I will post every day – worry not my little dumplings.

While I’m not going to some tropical beach where I can get drunk and work on my tan all day – I AM going to the beach.  I will be out of town tomorrow – Friday.  I have a laptop, and I will be posting while I’m gone.

So don’t forget about me.  I won’t forget about you.  Please remember your sunblock. If not you could end up like that chick.  Click on MORE for the NSFW picture.  Talk to you hombre’s later tomorrow!

OUCH!