Angelina Jolie is in the city leading her support to the victims a year on, or could she be looking for a gift for partner Brad Pitt?

In Case You Missed It:

• Tom & Katie to remake Mork & Mindy?
• Tom fired by Paramount.  Cause he’s crazy.

• Orlando Bloom to play Knight Rider? Celebrity Nation
• Trump FIRES Carolyn - his right hand woman! Bricks & Stones
• Pink looks - well - normal! I’m Not Obsessed!
• Jessica Simpson trying on wigs - behind the scenes. Celebitchy
• New couple alert: Paris Hilton and Travis Barker?? Puke. Hot Momma Drama
• Scarlett Johansson is gorgeous. Yeeeah
• Lindsay Lohan’s dad found God in prison. Smart
• Joey Lawrence is a dad.  Whhhoooooaaaaah! Celebrity Baby Blog
• Mike Tyson gets a new job. Hollyscoop
• Candy vs. Tori: the saga continues. A Socialite’s Life

Paris apparently refused to give her boyfriends BJ’s until she was 19, because her mother told her the sex act would leave her with facial craters. Maybe what she should have told her, was that BJ’s would leaver her POOR.  She’d probably respond more to that!

Paris who’s lying through her teeth apparently first gave oral sex to ex-boyfriend Rick Solomon, the same boyfriend who turned the couple’s sex tape into porn hit ONE NIGHT IN PARIS.

Until then she was convinced the very act would leave her deformed (not that she isn’t already)- thanks to a frightening warning served up by her mother Kathy Hilton.

Hilton tells Blender magazine, “My mom told me that you get those holes in your face, craters… from giving blow jobs. “I totally believed her. She’s like, ‘It’s from sucking.’ I’m like, ‘Ewwww!’ “I told my boyfriend - he’s like, ‘Why don’t you ever do that?’ I’m like, ‘Because my mom told me you get these craters.’ And he’s like, ‘Paris, you’re 19. You’re allowed to do this.’ “I’ve only done that (fellatio) with maybe three people in my life.”

Yea, ON FILM MAYBE!!!  Now tell me that’s not your favorite Paris Hilton story.  Can anyone spot the lie in that last paragraph! 

In Case You Missed It:

• Paris says she’s ready for kids

Oh to be a celebrity, where just sitting in a car is picture worthy.  I feel somewhat responsible for what we’ve come to…but then again…I am sort of a voyer and I like to watch Jessica make odd faces in a car.

UPDATE:  She actually won the car!! In some random draw - she won the car, which actually pisses me off more!! WTF!  Helloo, me over here!  I could use a free car!  Why does she need a free car! This world’s gone mad I tell ya.

In Case You Missed It:

• Jessica launches a line of wigs. Yay.
• Jessica to be Rosie’s first guest on The View

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