Joe Jonas‘ girlfriend isn’t a fan.

Like, for real.  A pal of Joe’s current flame, Blanda Eggenschwiler, told RadarOnline.com she doesn’t dig the Jonas Brothers… or their music!

Cold, girl. Cold!

“Blanda can’t get enough of the attention she’s receiving now that that’s dating Joe and she actually believes she’s famous now,” the pal exclusively told Radar. “She told me, ‘I don’t even like their band. I just go to their show, appearances and meet-and-greets so the fans will talk more about me and buy my products.’ She’s all about herself lately and expects Joe to shower her with public attention.”

According to the source, Blanda used to be a nice girl, but fame has made her superficial as all hell…

“She walks around acting as if she owns everywhere that she steps. She wouldn’t even hang out with her friends much at Coachella because she was worried she would miss a paparazzi opportunity,” the source continued.

And…she’s less focused on her career.

“She’s never in New York anymore working on her career. Her life is pretty much dedicated to paparazzi shots, and her addiction to the attention she gets from his 12-year-old fans.”

Not to mention, she’s got her hooks in the Disney star…

“Blanda has a lot of control over Joe and his actions,” the insider told Radar. “She continues to brag about how she has so much control over him and she tells him when he can and cannot see his mom. To her, everything should be about her.”

Well, she sounds just lovely, doesn’t she? A real keeper, Joe!

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Ex-supermodel Janice Dickinson is broke!  BROKE, I SAY!

Find out how much the 58-year old (yeah, 58! Oy gevalt) owes and to whom after the jump!

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Sharon Stone won’t be giving any recommendations to her former nanny…in fact, she’s SUING her for thousands of dollars! Yikes.

According to TMZ,  Erlinda Elemen, Stone’s former nanny, sued the actress claiming she was unfair and tyrannical, including hurling racially charged insults her way. Yikes.

Stone denied the allegations, calling the case “frivolous.” TMZ reports that Stone has her own agenda and accusations towards her former help…

Now, Stone is lashing back with a brand new lawsuit of her own — alleging she loaned the nanny $12,500 back in 2010 … but the woman only paid back $3,000.

In her suit, filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Stone claims Elemen stopped making loan payments in January 2011 … one month before Elemen claims she was fired.

Stone is suing for the remaining debt — $9,500 … plus interest.

Oh man.  I can believe Sharon Stone is a tyrant, but would I pay 9,500 to get the woman off of my back? Hard to say…

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Oh, brother. Here we go again…

I get that Lindsay Lohan is a big fan of the music festival Coachella, but that doesn’t mean she should be putting ANYTHING before her big lying to the cops case!  Still, the actress (if we can even call her that anymore) is putting some demands out there in terms of her case and her rehab! Says a source close to Lilo:

“Lindsay was adamant that she not be forced to go to rehab until after the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in the Palm Springs area on successive weekends in April. Lindsay LOVES going to the musical festival, and she’s determined to go this year. She didn’t want a little thing like rehab to get in her way of attending. Linds refused to sign off on any deal that would have prevented her from going to Coachella, period. Yes, it’s that important to her, for some strange reason.”

(Via PerezHilton)

Geez. Just GO TO REHAB.  Or hey, why don’t they just throw the girl in jail? Clearly, Lindsay doesn’t have her priorities in order or think she even needs any behavioral correcting.  Seriously, I can’t believe she’s not in jail already!

Thoughts?!

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And, she’s done it again!

Lindsay Lohan is a LUCKY little (troubled) lady!  The actress just copped an 11th hour plea deal that will keep her for 90 days in lockdown rehab, but also out of jail! Says TMZ:

After a lot of haggling in chambers with offers and counteroffers, Lindsay pled no contest to the crimes of reckless driving and lying to cops. In addition to rehab, Lindsay will perform 30 days of community labor and undergo psychotherapy for 18 months — she’ll get credit for shrink time already completed.

FYI — there’s a mandatory 5 days in jail for reckless driving, but it’s going to be folded into the lockdown rehab so she won’t be behind bars even for a day. Lindsay will be able to do her rehab in NYC. She must stay clear of drugs and drug users. She must submit to drug testing.

She’s also admitted to a probation violation in the jewelry heist case, she was sentenced to 180 days in jail, but that sentence was STAYED and she won’t do time if she continues to obey all laws.

Lindsay already screwed up big time by showing up 48 minutes late to court after missing 2 commercial flights from NYC to L.A (guess even private jets can’t be depended on). What makes it even weirder? on her way into court someone through glitter at Lindsay. Wha?

Kind of appropriate, because as cray cray as Lindsay’s life gets, it’s always in the spotlight…

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Oh, brother…

In an effort to improve her image before she goes back to court next month, US Weekly reports that Lindsay Lohan is in talks to mentor young athletes at a gym in Georgia.

Yep, that’s right.

The Liz & Dick star really wants to donate her time to Trinity Athletics, a gym where underprivileged girls can get scholarships to learn to tumble and cheer in Johns Creek, Georgia.  Ideally, Lindsay wants to get her mentorship on before March 18, when she’s due in Judge Stephanie Sautnerí’s Santa Monica, California, court to face three charges…the most notably being lying to police!

Kourtney Calano, the founder of the Baby & I Foundation in Atlanta, tells omg:

She reached out to the actress’ team “about mentoring young girls at a nearby gym, where the owner has given a lot of her cheerleading hopefuls free grants to be able to cheer and follow their dreams, some even Olympic hopefuls. This is something that is still in the working stages, where Lindsay will be a possible mentor to these young girls for a day to uplift them and let them know she too has struggled and overcome so much adversity in life.”

“We have yet to make any arrangements with Ms. Lohan about mentoring our girls,” Trinity Athletics owner Cori Davenport tells omg! “We are very busy at the moment on focusing on our upcoming NCA Nationals and that is our only focus presently. I believe everyone deserves a second chance, and everyone makes mistakes. I applaud Ms. Lohan for wanting to make a difference in people’s lives, especially young girls so they don’t take the same road she has.”

But does she really want to make a difference, or is this just a halfhearted attempt at cleaning up her image? C’mon.

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Remember when Lindsay Lohan sued Pitbull? Yeah, I know, it’s been a while.  But, rest assured, people: Lindsay walked away with nothing, plus the indignity of a ridiculous court case!

Lohan sued the rapper in 2011 for using her name in his hit song “Give Me Everything.” Need a memory refresher? Pitbull drops the line, “I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.” It’s not exactly Shakespeare, but enough to warrant a suing, I suppose.

Anyhow…

Lohan claimed Pitbull never got permission to use her name, and has no right to profit from it. Today, a New York federal judge didn’t agree with Lilo’s sentiment.  The judge sided with Pitbull, ruling that Lindsay is wrong in her allegations…the song is a work of art protected by the 1st amendment PLUS Lindsay’s barely even mentioned in it.

On the side,  Lindsay said that she she suffered emotional distress due to the song, another charge that was promptly dropped.

Case closed.  Pitbull 1, Lindsay Lohan 0 (though I bet he won’t use her name in another song anytime soon).

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