Donna Summer is getting buried tomorrow, and Summer’s family is hoping her funeral won’t turn into a media circus.

According to Perez Hilton,  the Disco Queen will be laid to rest in Nashville tomorrow in a private ceremony, complete with guest list.   The church is expecting about 1,000 mourners to pay their last respects to Summer, despite aformentioned talk of a public tribute to the singer.

No word on celebrities who might be in attendance, but considering Summer’s influence and reach on the music industry, there will probably be some familiar- and famous- faces.

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I say it’s ABOUT TIME.

The heavily-bangled Johnny Depp (shown above) was formally adopted by the Comanche Indian tribe last week, and I couldn’t be happier.  Based on his proactivity in re-imagining the role of “Tonto” in the new Lone Ranger flick,  the New Mexico-based Comanche nation decided to make it official, in a ceremony at the home of fellow Comanche and Americans for Indian Opportunity prez, LaDonna Harris.  Depp gave the Comanche crew in attendance gifts, as per Comanche tradition.  In case you’ve forgotten or are not my Dad,  the Comanches are the group of Indians to which Depp’s Tonto belongs.

I’m waiting for my invitation,  LaDonna.  I love Indians, specifically their footwear.

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Kelly Brook is a gorgeous star, and is sometimes sought after in an inappropriate manner…

The 32-year-old model was approached by a French businessman at Cannes during a photocall session. The businessman, known only as Frederic, waved a check at Brook and kept calling for “one night with her,” much like Indecent Proposal, where Demi Moore spends the night with a stranger in return for one million dollars.

Brook was a bit phased as she realized that the interaction wasn’t a prank- said businessman kept yelling and even grabbed at the stunning brunette.  Once this occurred, security quickly escorted the man from the event.

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Looks like Camille Grammer is back for more!

There’s a new but familiar face returning to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: and it’s Camille!  After it was previously announced that 43-year-old Grammer wouldn’t be back as a regular cast member for the show’s third season,  she now says that she in fact will be a part of the cast.

At the Glam Rock for MS Fundraiser Grammer said, “I will be a part of production again…I guess it was something I couldn’t let go of. I really enjoy being with the women and working with the producers. They’re like my extended dysfunctional family.”

Let the drama begin!

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Though controversial,  Lady Gaga got the go-ahead for her two concerts in The Philippines, and there wasn’t one extra seat to be had!

Gaga with her second concert in Manila on her Born This Way Ball world tour Tuesday night, despite rallying Christian youths. These kids considered Gaga’s act (gun barrel bra, meat dress, etc.) pornography and her promotion of homosexuality an offense to Jesus Christ.

No matter, though- Pasay City Mayor Antonino Calixto said the Grammy winner could perform, and did not in fact violate the conditions of the special permit granted for the performance.

And did Lady Gaga water down her act? Of course not!  Gaga’s not one to bend or shirk in the face of controversy, and she gave an excellent performance!

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Ugh, Chris Brown.  I wish you would stay out of the headlines…

Turns out,  Brown and his friends were partying at Haze  the night before the Billboard Music awards, and Brown didn’t seem to be acting very gentlemanly.  When some women Chris Brown was chatting and drinking with moved to another table, Brown flipped out!  According to an eyewitness,

“Brown got visibly upset when the girls moved on to the next table. Brown approached the guys in the group [at the next table] and started getting visibly agitated. Brown stood up, and looked like he was about to start a fight when club security stopped him. He got in the guy’s face and was cursing at him, and saying, ‘Are these girls with you or with me?’ The guy was stunned by it. Things were close to getting extremely ugly. Then Chris’ security and club security escorted him out.”

Brown’s Rep SWEARS that this event didn’t transpire, but Haze has made public that an incident DID occur with the singer, they just aren’t saying anything specific about it.

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Ray J, get some REST!

After a heated confrontation with Whitney Houston‘s family (and Pat Houston, specifically), Ray J sure didn’t go low profile during the Billboard Music Awards.  In fact,  he’s been doing too much.

The morning after the famous awards ceremony, Ray J was rushed to the hospital.  After a 32 hour trip to China and then immediately flying to Vegas for the awards show,  Ray J was acting pretty  “out of it” and couldn’t get out of bed, to he was taken to the nearest hospital.

According to TMZ, Ray J was extremely disoriented and was immediately taken by ambulance to be treated for exhaustion and dehydration. He’s still in the hospital, no word when he’ll be released.

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