Ew. I don’t dig this news about our dear little Mary-Kate Olsen!

At 26 years old, the other Olsen twin is making her 43-year-old beau Olivier Sarkozy wait to propose to her, even though the French billionaire is dying to put a ring out, sources reveal in the April 8 issue of Us Weekly.

She’s just not ready, and that’s completely okay (in fact, acceptable). Says Us:

The once-wed multimillionaire “wants to lock her down for life,” an insider says of Sarkozy. “He calls her ‘smart as a whip’ and says she’s mature for her age.”

The actress-turned-designer began dating the French banker 10 months ago, and “she’s making him wait,” a source tells Us.  Adds another, “Mary-Kate wants to give it more time. She’s not in any rush.”

Who calls the love of their life “smart as a whip?” That’s a compliment reserved for like…a child.  Again, who actually supports this couple? The only thing I ever see them doing together is smoking and strolling around with Sarkozy’s kid!  C’mon, girl! Let’s find you a young, hot one.

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Relax, Ashley- Mary Kate Olsen is NOT engaged!

Earlier this week rumors were wafting around France that Mary Kate Olsen had gotten engaged to her gross older french boyfriend, Olivier Sarkozy. Still, the couple are going around ring-less, so no need to freak out!  Mary Kate’s rep has officially put an end to the wedding talk, telling sources there is “no truth at all” to those silly engagement rumors.

So far, the Olsens remain single at 26- SO OLD! Kidding. That’s ridiculous.  Hopefully Mary Kate will lose her weird manlover Olivier, because he’s 43 years old! Ahhh! The twins deserve some hot, young man meat, net worth aside. Don’t you think?

Holidays make for GREAT engagement opportunities…just ask Shenae Grimes!

The 90210 star, 23, and British model/musician Josh Beech, 24, have decided to make their relationship permanent…ish!  The two have been dating since the spring of 2012, and plan on marrying in England sometime next year, according to a friend of the couple’s.

“Josh couldn’t see himself being with anyone else so he asked her and she is over the moon about it,” a pal tells Us of their engagement. “They fell for each other hard and since they’ve met, they talk non-stop. If they’re not around each other, they’re texting, calling and tweeting back and forth all the time.”

Shenae is finishing up filming her fifth season of 90210, while Josh is busy modeling for brands like Burberry, Just Cavalli and Levi’s 501 Jeans.  He’s also got his own T shirt line. So, the two are busy! How are they going to fit a marriage in? And, do you think they’ve dated long enough/are old enough to make their relationship permanent? I’m skeptical…

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Looks like Chad Kroeger, Nickleback singer and fiance of Avril Lavigne, doesn’t have the greatest sense of humor. 

The Nickelback singer, 37, didn’t like the fact that his fiance’s ex Deryck Whimbley dressed up as the “Complicated” singer for Halloween. But that was only half of the costume…Whimbley’s current girlfriend, Ari Cooper, made up the other half of the couples costume, dressing up as Kroeger with a stringy blond wig, and facial hair.

Ohh, snap! A bold choice, and I kind of like it.

Of course, Kroeger  was unamused, taking his attitude to twitter.  Said Kroeger: “Hey Deryck loved the costumes!” Kroeger tweeted. “We were going to dress up as you guys this year but all the parties had celebrity themes haha!”Ohh, snappier! As you may or may not know, Whibley, 32, and Lavigne, 28, split in 2009 after three years of marriage, and the drama never ends, does it?

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Courtney Robertson split form fiance Ben Flajnik…so she’s giving back the ring!

The Bachelor winner scored a stunning $80,000 Neil Lane engagement ring from Ben on The Bachelor season finale back in 2011.  After attempts to take it slow, make it work, and…I don’t know…every slow-down synonym in the book, the two are calling it quits.  Court is returning the ring this week, after the two formally announced last week that they’re calling their relationship quits.

“She still has the engagement ring, but she is returning it to the jewelers this week,” a source close to Robertson tells RadarOnline.com exclusively about the 3-carat custom cushion cut diamond ring. “It’s still in her possession, but she isn’t wearing it anymore.”

Ouch. Even sadder?

The fact that the contestants need to stay together for a certain amount of time after the show is over in order to keep the ring. Until then, the ring is technically considered the property of ABC.  If (and when)  the couple splits, the ring must be returned as soon as possible to ABC.

So, who gets the ring? Does it go to some blinged out prop house, with the rest of ‘em?

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Miley Cyrus was spotted with her new ‘do during the VMA’s last night, but don’t worry: the Paparazzi also asked her about her engagement…the union that’s on everyone’s mind!

The 19-year-old singer admitted she hasn’t done much wedding planning since accepting Liam Hemsworth‘s proposal in early June. Why? Because she already feels married to the Hunger Games star.

“I’m really excited to obviously get married, but I kind of already feel married,” Cyrus told Us Weekly and other reporters on the red carpet. “I know we are forever. I don’t really need the paper right now, so I’m just really trying to work.”

You mean pilates? KIDDING!