With Lindsay Lohan FINALLY in a great rehab facility and completely clean, of COURSE Michael Lohan wants to put in his two cents.

According to Michael, he’s made it his mission to get his daughter out of Lindsay’s 90 day Betty Ford Clinic visit and into the Lukens Institute as soon as possible. Why, you might ask?

Michael explains:

“I am going to go to California and I want to meet with Lindsay’s attorney Shawn and the City Attorney to talk about her transferring to the Lukens Institute. It is ridiculous for Lindsay to spend 90 days at Betty Ford. They are a 30-day program place. There is no reason for her to repeat the same program for three months. I know that Lukens is the best place for Lindsay in the whole country. She’s been to Betty Ford and it isn’t going to help her this time. She needs real help and the only place she can get this is at Lukens.”

(via PerezHilton)

The court has already said they will NEVER let Lindsay transfer, and we’re PRETTY SURE The Betty Ford Clinic can handle the likes of Lindsay. So stop meddling, Michael! Geez.

Photo: FameFlynet

Girls still got her best friend…adderall!

I just reported that Lilo is more than 48 hours clean, but Betty Ford is allowing Lindsay Lohan to keep taking her prescription for Adderall. Again, she has a legit prescription and says herself that she’s been diagnosed with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (not that I believe anything Lilo says).

Lindsay has made it clear over her lengthy trial that she would only go to rehab if she’s allowed to take the med and if she could go to Coachella (ugh, what a whiny baby) . But, she didn’t get to Coachella (the world ended, didn’t it) and sources tell TMZ that doctors at Betty Ford are currently evaluating Lindsay’s diagnosis and the efficacy of the drug. If doctors disbelieve her diagnosis or the usefulness of Adderall, they will cut her off.

Adderall is commonly misused by lots of people, and I’m not a DOCTOR, but I’m guessing Lilo misuses the drug, too. We’ll see what the docs have to say about it!

Photo: FameFlynet

Lindsay Lohan has started her journey!

The troubled actress just completed the all-important 48-hour detox program at the Betty Ford Center and has since been placed into her dorms, where she’ll share stories, memories and perhaps screen a copy of Liz & Dick for her all-female dormmates. Radar reports that Lilo is doing fine, despite not having her drugs and her all-important cell phone! GASP!

“Lindsay was placed in detox for almost forty-eight hours,” a source told Radar. “She is adapting to being back at Betty Ford and is very receptive to the care plan that has been created for her. Her cell phone was confiscated upon admission, but Lindsay will have access to it at some point, because patients are given their electronic devices for a short period everyday, so they can call loved ones. It’s very tightly regulated.”

Oh no!  Whatever will Lilo do? Don’t worry, all…she’s got like 40 people working day and night to ensure her rehabilitation. Leslie Place, a case manager at the Betty Ford center, says that “During the treatment stay each patient is assignment a treatment team, which includes a physician, nurse, psychologist, primary counselor, case manager, spiritual care counselor, family counselor, dietician, fitness trainer and chemical dependency technician.”.

If she messes this up…abandon all hope!

Photo: FameFlynet

Farrah Abraham knows enough that she has to justify her sex tape (and the selling of it) to fans, but not enough where the explanation isn’t completely ridiculous!

The Teen Mom star posted a message to her fans on video sharing site called Keek, seeking to justify to fans selling her sex tape to a porn publisher. Want to know what she said? You’re going to LOVE this…

“What would you do?” the 21-year-old rhetorically asked. “You have been a single mother for four years, off and on, dating loser-ass boys who always try and sell information, lie to you, manipulate you. You have just realized you are an awesome person and you deserve someone. Now that you’re 21, you’ve pretty much been crying every night because you are single and you’re alone. So, you make you’re own video, celebrate your awesome body (and) get your own sexy shots. So, the person you did this with has the urge to yell it out, when he should professional and is not. But you have companies that are interested, so why not sell it. And that’s what I did.”

(via Radar)

God, the fact that she has such a loose grip on what this means for her, her career, and how she is perceived for the rest of her life is kind of sickening.  She’s only 21! She has a KID! Not every sex video has a Kim Kardashian finish, people!

Photo: FameFlynet

Amanda Bynes might be living the high life in NYC, mumbling to herself and posting on twitter, but that lifestyle can’t keep itself up. The star has access to all of her money, and with questionable mental health!

Via Radar:

“While Amanda was growing up her parents and lawyers controlled all of her money, they put it away in investments so that she would be able to have it when she got older,” a source close to the troubled star told RadarOnline.com. “Amanda made a lot of money starting with Nickelodeon and then other TV shows and movies, but she lived like a regular girl when she was young. However, a few months ago she demanded that she have complete access to all of the money so she could spend it, not save it anymore.”

As previously reported, Amanda garbled about having “Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen money,” but in reality she’s only worth only about $5-6 million.

“Amanda knows she has a lot of money. Before she wasn’t restricted from getting to it, but a lot of it was tied up in investments and banked for her future, but she insisted that she be able to use all of it as she sees fit and there is nothing anyone can do to stop her from spending it all. Amanda can do whatever she wants for a while with all of her money but it isn¹t going to last forever if she spends the way she has been lately. She’s rich but she could find herself in financial trouble pretty soon.”

Can I get a guardianship over here? Anyone? Anyone? I think that seems appropriate. Thoughts?!

Photo: FameFlynet

Hey Lindsay Lohan, plays aren’t parties. You can’t really show up late to them…

The 26-year-old actress, accompanied by film producer/new creepy older rich dude Mohammed Al Turki, decided to see the new play, The Orphans, in New York City last night.  And they did see it…well, at least the 2nd act, because they came 45 minutes late and missed most of the first part of this talked-about production!

Yeah, Lindsay, you may be missing valuable exposition, ya dum dum.

To add weirdness to tardiness, Lilo was also clad in a thin, cream-colored top that showed off her black bra underneath, and a spiked motorcycle jacket. And of course, her signature puffy, discolored facial appearance.  Uh..again.  It’s a PLAY, not a club in Rio.

Check out some more pictures of Lindsay and her date HERE! 

Photo: FameFlynet

Amanda Bynes is on a downward spiral, and when I say she seems bipolar(ish), I’m not even being cute about it.  Radar reports that Amanda is paranoid, talking to herself and has really amped up her pot use. Radar Reports:

The former Nickelodeon star has been “spotted wondering the halls of her New York City apartment building at all hours of the night. She talks to herself in language that in non-sensical and has been hearing voices. Amanda is also extremely paranoid and thinks there are tracking devices in the smoke alarms in the apartment. She looks completely disheveled and she is scaring some of the other residents in the building with kids,” a source told RadarOnline.com.

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Bynes’ has also been smoking a lot of marijuana.

“Amanda’s increasingly disturbing behavior is related to the fact that she smokes pot. It makes her more paranoid and instead of mellowing her out, it does the opposite. Amanda begins talking faster and just can’t seem to sit still,” an insider previously told us.

The 27-year-old starlet’s use of drugs has long been chronicled: When driving on a suspended licence in Sept. last year, Bynes was photographed puffing on what appeared to be a marijuana pipe, then, earlier this month, she was snapped on the streets of Manhattan smoking what appeared to be a marijuana cigarette.

Despite her increasingly concerning behavior, Bynes’ parents, Lynn & Rick, are “powerless to do anything” to rescue her. “There are no legal options available to them to help rescue their daughter at this time,” the insider added.

Yikes. Can someone get this girl some HELP, please?!

Photo: FameFlynet