Eva Longoria is now a MA in Chicano Studies!

The Desperate Housewives star didn’t just get an honorary degree, either. No, Longoria graduated from Cal State University Northridge after quietly busting her ass for the past 3 years (taking classes in person!) to earn her Masters.

IMPRESSIVE!  Check out some pics of Longoria and her parents celebrating this achievement, or watch the video HERE!

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This Taylor Swift impersonator got her ass beat! Dlisted

Carmen Elektra wears a bikini in Dubai Toofab

This star has a SERIOUS camel toe Superficial

Yummy Benedict Cumberbatch!  ASL

Lindsay Lohan dropped 15,000 on drugs? (I believe it) Popbytes

Lucky Pinder talks licking faces TheBlemish

Jenna Dewan is suuuper preggo INO

Gerri Halliwell still doesn’t think the Spice Girls Music sucked EvilBeetGossip

Is Kristen Stewart gay? CDL

Julianne Moore is awesome.  Celebitchy

Kate Middleton looks like a human peep Dlisted

Funniest quotes by Tina Fey Toofab

January Jones should just stop giving interviews Superficial

Harry Styles, heavily tatted ASL

This pic of Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth in happier days shows how far this couple has come…and that, perhaps, a breakup is imminent!

Why? Because they don’t even sleep in the same room anymore, on the rare occasion that they are both together in their LA home! I know, very sad.

One supposed insider reveals (via PerezHilton):

“[Miley] stays in the master bedroom and Liam stays in one of the guest rooms. Sometimes she’ll even stay at her parents’, which is across the street, with her sister or mom so she doesn’t feel alone. The two know it’s over…but aren’t ready to announce it.”

As much as I like making fun of young, dumb, celeb couples, this quote strikes me as sad. The two should just rip the band-aid off, break up for realz, and start living their own (and young!) lives!  These things happen, and the sooner you can tackle the ugly stuff (separating things, announcing the split) the sooner these two can move on.

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New Parents Alert: Ron Livingston and Rosemarie DeWitt (yeah, I didn’t know they were pregnant, either!)

The actors are “thrilled to announce the arrival of their daughter, Gracie James Livingston,” their reps confirm to People. Little Gracie was born on Monday, April 29, and I’m sure is already adorable. “The whole family is happy and well,” the reps tell People.

As you may know, Livingston, 45, and DeWitt, 38, met while shooting the Fox show Standoff, and got hitched in San Francisco four years ago. So happy for these two!

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Everybody knows that American Idol needs serious help, and a serious makeover if they want to continue existing as a successful reality show.  So….

Let’s bring in the BIG GUNS!

Apparently, the new strategy by Fox and the show’s production companies is to try and get old contestants to be judges. Jennifer Hudson and Kelly Clarkson have reportedly been contacted, while Adam Lambert and Clay Aiken are their top pics.

(really? Clay Aiken? Meh.)

Contestant Angie Miller spoke out via Perez Hilton about this potential plan and said:

“I’d like to see a past American Idol contestant [be a judge]… They really understand what this process is really like and what you do during the week. [It should be] someone who gets it.”

Yeah, but “getting it” doesn’t mean they’d be a great judge!  And people like Kelly and Jennifer have their own careers that they seem…kinda busy with.

Thoughts?!

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Nothing like looking at pictures of Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi‘s $26.5 million dollar mansion to make me feel POOR!

The two decided to buy a stunning, gigantic compound in Santa Barbara located in Montecito, which has some of the most beautiful views in California!  The deal went through last week, and again, this house is 10,522 square feet of utter gorgeousness! The mansion is on 13 acres of property with 6 bathrooms and 6 bedrooms nad 9 FIREPLACES…enough for a nice little party, if you ask me.

And a pool. Of COURSE a pool!

And this isn’t their primary home- Ellen owns several other properties in the Los Angeles area, including homes in Beverly Hills and Hidden Valley. Not too shabby, you crazy kids! (Can I be your friend?)

Check out pics HERE!

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Kim Kardashian is having a June 2nd baby shower…but first, she wants to make sure her invites make quite the impression!

TMZ has exclusive photos that the invite arrived as a big, glass-like music box, complete with a spinning ballerina (that looks an awful lot like KIM!), dancing to a lullaby version of Kanye West song “Hey Mama.”

And want to know who’s throwing the thing? According to the invite, there are a bunch of hosts (in true Kardashian fashion). They are:  Kris Jenner, Shelli Azoff (wife of big Hollywood manager Irving Azoff),Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian. The recommended attire is “garden chic” so like, fancy hats?

Check out the song “Hey Mama” AND the invitation HERE!

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