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DMX Welcomed His 15th Kid Into The World

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DMX went full Duggar, y’all.

Now, I generally think DMX is pretty funny, like a fun kitschy side note to my college music years. And it’s good to know the next generation of his brood will go forth and populate the world with more dance party hits. Right? That’s totally how it works. Anyhow, there are a lot of little DMXs running around, because the dude just welcomed his 15th child into the world. BTW, DMX is 45 years old.

DMX has a challenge most parents would find daunting … remembering the names of all of his kids, which now number 15. The baker’s dozen plus 2 was born Friday in NYC … weighing in at 6 lbs, 10 oz.

His name — Exodus Simmons. The mom is X’s longtime GF, Desiree. It’s her first child.

The rapper missed the delivery — he was in Arizona when Exodus popped out. But he flew to NYC for the baby’s first night in the world. X tells us he’s overjoyed, calling the baby a “blessing.” Lots of blessings.

(Via TMZ)

At some point, you kinda wanna consider a vasectomy, right? But that being said… this is his girlfriend’s first child. She wanted a baby and she got one. Eh?

What do you think about DMX’s 15 kids? Woof.


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Posted Tuesday, August 23rd, 2016 at 9:09am
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Malia Obama Is Having The Best Summer EVER

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Hey, you gotta live it up before COLLEGE, girl.

Malia Obama has been doing all the post-high school pre-college things: she took a cool trip to Liberia, Morocco and Spain with her mom, did some twerking and possibly smoked a joint on the not-so-DL. Currently, Malia is with her family doing what the Obamas always do in summer- vacationing in Martha’s Vineyard. And while Sasha keeping busy working the register at a seafood joint, Malia is just chillllling, going to summer parties.

Malia Obama isn’t about to let a vacation with Mom and Dad stop her from partying like a pro. According to the Boston Herald, the first daughter, who seems to have a well-developed eye for a good night out, attended a party on Martha’s Vineyard that ended up getting shut down by the cops.

The paper claimed the “rowdy” shindig in sleepy West Tisbury — where the first family is spending its annual summer trip — was closed down because of noise complaints, but that “Malia, of course, was escorted home by her Secret Service squad, who, we’re told, got her outta there right quick when the heat showed up!”

The local cops wouldn’t confirm to Page Six that Malia was among the revelers, but admitted that there was a “routine noise complaint” at a house on the night in question, and when officers asked the owners to shut it down, “they complied.” Sources told us the party was thrown by some college kids on vacation. The White House didn’t get back to us.

(Via Page Six)

This feels fairly typical, and honestly the Secret Service agents aren’t there to “parent” Malia, just make sure she stays safe. They let her do her thing and protect her, even if it’s from the police. And yeah, these days everyone seems to need protection from the po-po.

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Posted Friday, August 19th, 2016 at 11:11am
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Orlando Bloom Wants Kids With Katy Perry

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These two might be the real thing.

Apparently, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are going strong and serious, so much so that they’re talking engagement AND kids? Now, maybe something with Miranda Kerr getting engaged has had Orlando thinking about his romantic future, I don’t know. But I do feel like these two seem to have a lot of fun together, and got pretty serious pretty quickly.

The couple – who were first linked in January after they were spotted getting flirty at a post-Golden Globes party – are “not engaged yet, but seem to be heading that way,” a Bloom source tells PEOPLE exclusively.

The actor, 39, who shares 5-year-old son Flynn with ex-wife Miranda Kerr, “always gushes about Katy and thinks she is amazing in a million ways,” says the source. “He would love to settle down with Katy and have more kids. He hasn’t been this serious about a girl since Miranda.”
However, the pair are in no rush to walk down the aisle. “Katy’s divorce from Russell [Brand] really messed her up emotionally,” says a Perry friend.

“She’s not going to rashly make a huge commitment like marriage again unless she thinks it’s absolutely right,” says the friend.

However, that doesn’t mean Perry’s not head over heels for Bloom. “They’ve been getting along really well,” adds the friend. “Katy gives him space, and they’re both pretty independent. They are serious about each other and their relationship.”

(Via People)

Well well well,  I guess we’ll see what happens with these two. What do YOU think- will they get engaged?

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Posted Wednesday, August 17th, 2016 at 9:09am
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Matt Damon’s Kids Were Rejected From A Fancy Private School

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Tough break for the Damon family.

Apparently, Matt Damon and his family are moving back to NY after three years on the West Coast, and naturally they have to find schools for the kiddies. Word on the street is that Matt couldn’t get his three youngest daughters into one of New York’s most exclusive private schools, an arts school in Brooklyn called St. Ann’s.

The school’s alumni include Ethan Hawke, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Zac Posen, but like I said, Damon’s kids can’t go there because the school won’t bend their application process for the Damons. Here’s Page Six’s story:

Damon is moving his family back to New York after a stint in LA — but has been summarily rebuffed by St. Ann’s, one of the city’s most exclusive schools.

Insiders tell Page Six that the Brooklyn Heights school…. has told Damon that its classes for next year are fully booked.

We’re told [Damon] was hoping that three of his daughters with wife Luciana Barroso — Isabella, 10, Gia, 7, and Stella, 5 — could [attend] the venerable institution.

“They had a conversation with the school, but St. Ann’s just won’t bend the rules,” said an insider. “They don’t care [who the parents of its students are]. A lot of schools will bend the rules very happily; they’ll bring celebrities’ kids in midway through the year or do whatever they want. St. Ann’s just isn’t doing it.”

The school, with tuition that runs between $36,080 and $42,555 per year depending on the grade, offers classes from pre-K through high school and says on its website, “So that every child will flourish, we eschew grades, rankings and prizes in favor of ongoing dialogue and teacher reports.”

The move will be something of a homecoming for the family. When they upped sticks for the West Coast in 2013, Damon said on “Today” that it had been a tough decision to relocate.

“Basically all of our friends with little kids are out there [in LA],” he said. “We’re a little conflicted. We love it here, we’re really happy here and New York will always be here. It might just turn out to be a little jaunt out there and then a return . . . It’s hard to leave here.”

(Via Page Six)

Given how important education is to Damon this was probably a big setback for them. But also…why is Damon moving? He lives right down the street from Affleck, who may or may not have been crashing at Damon’s guest house for a while if you believe the tabloids. Work? New Scenery? That’s the BIG Mystery here…I’m sure they’ll find SOME school to put those rich famous kids in.

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Posted Wednesday, August 10th, 2016 at 10:10am
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