I guess these newlyweds are still like, gross.
Benji Madden wished wife Cameron Diaz a happy 43rd birthday by posting a sweet picture of the two of them on Instagram this week.
The couple look very happy as the snuggled up to each other and showcased Benji’s gross-ass neck tattoos.
“Happy Birthday to my Beautiful Wife,” Madden captioned the picture.”My best friend and Everything else- there’s so much I could write. I’m the luckiest guy alive- I get to spend the rest of my life right here. I love this Woman!! Many more Baby!!”
Yes, many many more selfies, memories and laughs. This couple makes me wanna barf mostly because I find both members of the couple obnoxious as hell, but whatev. Even D bags deserve happiness, right?
Photo: Benji Madden
Posted Tuesday, September 1st, 2015 at 1:13pm
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Madonna knows it’s not a party until someone calls the COPS.
The Material Girl threw her 57th B-Day party Saturday night in the Hamptons, and it was so loud the neighbor’s houses were shaking! Now that’s a party I can get behind.
Law enforcement tells TMZ that they were called around 2:30 AM after a neighbor complained about the noise. The cops never spoke to Madge herself (sorry, no autographs, coppers), because by the time they arrived the partygoers had quieted the eff down.
But rumor has it that after the cops left…the party got turnt up again!
I hope I have as much fun at my own 57th. GET IT, Madonna. GET. IT.
Posted Tuesday, August 18th, 2015 at 1:13pm
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It’s not TBT yet, Giuliana Rancic, but we’re glad you didn’t wait on this one.
In honor of her 41st birthday Tuesday, the star posted a teenaged modeling shot that is freaking AMAZING.
She explains in the pic that showing her “bad perm, bad skin and bad fashion” days is a “public service announcement” for her followers: “If this lanky, awkward, athletically challenged girl with the bad perm, bad skin, bad fashion sense and brace face had the confidence to think she could make her dreams come true, then by golly, so can you!”
Inspired words, Giuliana. Check out her shoot below and TELL Me it doesn’t make you wanna put on pjs and hit a tennis ball around…
Photo: FameFlynet, Instagram
Posted Tuesday, August 18th, 2015 at 10:10am
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And because everyone is terrible, of COURSE newly legalized Kylie Jenner is getting TONS of opportunities…to do porn.
Vivid Entertainment has already contacted Kylie for a $10 million deal for a video featuring her and boyfriend Tyga. Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch writes, “Kim’s sex tape helped launch her career and would be nothing but positive for you.”
But Vivid isn’t the only gross porn company on the prowl for extra cash. TMZ reports that BangYouLater sent its own letter, offering $1.8 million up front, saying, “This event will make you even more famous than either Kim K or Paris Hilton.”BangYouLater is banking on a good performance by Tyga, writing, “Your scene must be at least 22 minutes in length.”
Digital Playground is taking a different approach, claiming it produces the biggest porn movies in the biz, and asking Kylie to become its front woman. The company writes, “Now that you are of legal age, we would like to offer you the opportunity to be Digital Playground’s Brand Ambassador!”
They also would like her to do porn: “We know you’ll be great at this and with your banging body to match, maybe you’ll be interested in becoming an adult star yourself! Join DigitalPlayground.com and be welcomed into a new, hornier family.”
Kylie- look the other way. Now, RUN. What do you think- would Kylie EVER have a sex tape?
Posted Monday, August 17th, 2015 at 9:09am
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