The singer spent her 34th birthday at Disneyland, though it sounds like she wasn’t in “the happiest place on earth” at ALL.

According to TMZ, Christina and her Bday crew tried to get a pic with Mickey, but he was going on a break. Christina was told to wait, and then she had a huge meltdown, calling Mickey an “a**hole.” TMZ said she even dropped the “Do you know who I am?” song and dance while the Christina crew threatened the DISNEY CHARACTER (just wanted to reiterate  that Christina Aguilera and her friends were threatening a Disney character). Mickey had to be escorted out of public view and by the time security had arrived, the former mouseketeer had vanished.

Are you sure you’re tunring 34 and not 14, Christina?