I totally believe that Rihanna would hook up with someone to make Chris Brown jealous…but DANE COOK?!
Apparently Rihanna, 25 and Cook, 41 have been friends for years, and Rihanna wanted to show Chris that she’s still a hot commodity (obviously) by taking her and Cook’s friendship to a sexier level. Yep, trading one terribly sexist, aggressive dude for another, way less one. Still, cant she rebound with a sensitive guy?
The Enquirer, April 1st Edition Via Celebitchy:
Rihanna has found a way to get back at her two-timing bad-boy beau Chris Brown by hooking up with comedian Dane Cook!
The gorgeous “We Found Love” singer and the quirky comic have been friends for years, and their riendship has heated up in recent months because Rihanna wants to show Chris Brown that she’s still a hot commodity, say sources.
Rihanna met Dane after watching one of his shows andt he Laugh Factory, and they got along so well that RiRi now tries to chatch his act whenever she’s in town, the sources add.
“They hang out in Dane’s dressing room and sometiems he goes back to her Pacific Palisades home to party,” revealed an insider. “They flirt like crazy, and Dane regularly sends Rihanna flowers and gushy emails.
“Rihanna’s friends all think they’re carrying on a romance, but she’s very secretive about it. She wants to keep everyone guessing, especially Chris.”
Rihanna, 25, and Chris, 23, began dating in early 2008 but split a year later afte rhe savagely beat her during an argument in his car. Chris was charged with felony assault. By the end of 2012, the pair had reuinited, but at the time Chris was still involved with aspiring fashion designer Karrueche Tran.
“Rihanna was hurt by Chris constantly cheating on her after they reconnected,” the insider continued. “He kept running back to Karrueche and also picking up groupies in nightclubs.” Meanwhile, Dane “makes her laugh and always leaves her feeling upbeat and good about herself.”
Chris suspects there may be something going on between Rihanna and Dane, 41, and the two have gotten into “horrible screaming matches” about it. But Rihanna’s loving every minute of it, says the source. “The only thing she likes more than male attention is drama. She loves having Dane and Chris chasing after her at the same time.”
Barf, this gives me anxiety. Just reading about all this drama and he slept with x and she slept with y…it all feels so tired, right? Get some therapy, girl!