Golf champion and skeezy rehabilitated sex addict (we think) Tiger Woods once asked fellow superstar athletes Michael Jordan and Derek Jeter how to pick up women at a bar, as revealed in a new piece published by ESPN on Thursday. In the story, the author writes that Woods solicited advice from fellow athletes and I guess…the rest was history? Here’s an excerpt:
“One night he went to a club in New York with Derek Jeter and Michael Jordan,” Thompson writes. “Jeter and Jordan circulated, talking with ease to one beautiful woman after another. (Both declined to comment about the episode.) At one point, Tiger walked up to them and asked the question that lives in the heart of every junior high boy and nearly every grown man too.
‘What do you do to talk to girls?’
Jeter and Jordan looked at each other, then back at Tiger, sort of stunned.
‘Go tell ’em you’re Tiger Woods,’ they said.”
Though he declined to address that particular incident, Jordan opened up to ESPN about his close friendship with Woods. The basketball legend has been friends with Woods through some of his most trying times, including his father’s death in 2006. In 2009, Woods’ sex scandal erupted, and the public shame he endured still lingers.
“That bothers him more than anything,” Jordan told ESPN. “It looms. It’s in his mind. It’s a ship he can’t right and he’s never going to. What can you do? The thing is about T-Dub, he cannot erase. That’s what he really wants. He wants to erase the things that happened.”
(Via US Weekly)
Yeah, I’d feel guilty about introducing Tiger to the world of getting any woman he wants, too. It created a MONSTER. It feels like these days (especially post-Lindsey Vonn) Tiger’s laying low, which I guess is a good thing?
Posted Thursday, April 21st, 2016 at 12:12pm
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Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are OF COURSE going to cash in on their trainwreck of a relationship, ASAP if possible.
Several big-time TV producers told TMZ that they are hot and heavy courting the two “lovebirds” with ways to capitalize on, er, commemorate, their special day. The most moneyed and ridiculous one would be an episodic docusoap leading up to the big day, with a whopping $150k-$200k each per episode, plus another $500k each for the finale.
I’m sure Rob and Blac are CLAMORING for that kind of deal, because they love each other so much, er, I mean, yeah I think that’s what I mean let me check their instagram right quick.
So what’s in the way of solidifying these beloveds in holy wedded bliss? Kris Jenner, of course. She has the family, including Rob, under a blanket deal that gives E! first dibs at anything Kardashian. Kris has made it clear she’s not a fan of “Blac Rob,” so they’d really have to make a move out of the family.
Everything about this is disgusting and tasteless, so I guess personally I don’t really care what goes down, as long as I don’t hear about the sweet, sweet money involved. It’s depressing.
What do YOU think of these romantic wedding plans?
Posted Monday, April 11th, 2016 at 7:07am
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, Rob Kardashian
Rob Kardashian, pick any gross unproven weight loss company! They ALL want your endorsement.
Newly-engaged Rob said his goal is to drop another 40 to 50 pounds in 5 weeks, which is gross in and of itself. BUT, reps from Hydroxycut and Quest Nutrition are ready to ship him boatloads of their products to help him reach that goal, which sounds even grosser!
A rep from Hydroxycut says they want to hook him up with a weight loss pill called Black, which will (I believe) speed up his heart like a giant reality hamster, making Chyna’s workout regimen even more hazardous (but calorie-burning!). Meanwhile, Quest says it’s interested in helping Rob pack on some muscle with some inedible protein powder, chips and bars. GROSS.
I’m all about free shit, but not free shit that’s this gross.
Posted Friday, April 8th, 2016 at 10:10am
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Sorry, Tyga. Blac Chyna doesn’t accept your congratulations.
In another turn of lame immaturity, Blac Chyna is privately calling BS on Tyga for pretending to be supportive of her engagement to Rob Kardashian…in actuality, she thinks that her ex is secretly NOT happy and also trying to destroy her life.
Sources directly connected to Chyna tell TMZ, Tyga is using all of his time (I mean, come on, he’s not doing much right now) to drive a wedge between their son, King Cairo, and her. He’s filed legal docs trying to take custody from Blac and seemingly won’t back down.
TMZ reports that Tyga will not even speak to Chyna…their only direct contact is email. AND he changed his cell and won’t give her the new number. On top of that, Tyga and his crew have been on a campaign to destroy her reputation, calling her a “drunk whore,” “deadbeat mama” and “nasty bitch.”
Most of the parenting decisions are made with their nanny as the go-between, which again, sounds like the actions of two people who have too much money and in all actuality probably are not capable of parenting.
Ugh. Someone take that baby away, please.
Posted Thursday, April 7th, 2016 at 1:13pm
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