Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian are not getting back together, at least in the near future. And know what? That’s good enough for me.
Scott didn’t attend the Kardashian Kristmas party, but it sounds like the two are still in pretty close contact even though the are definitely not together at THIS MOMENT. Page Six reports:
“It goes back and forth depending on the day of the week. She’s been letting him see the kids and they’ve been trying to work on [possibly getting back together], but nothing has been decided,” a source told us.
“They’re still his family,” said a source. But a Kardashian insider tells us that Disick is so far out of the picture, the fame-hungry family no longer utters his name.
“When he’s not there, no one’s thinking about Scott. They literally don’t talk about him. Everyone has their whole thing going on . . . I don’t think anyone cares if [Scott and Kourtney] are together or not.”
Meanwhile, Disick’s pissed about Beiber, but whatever- as if he hasn’t fondled like 50 blonde hairdressers since their split:
“The Bieber thing was definitely a bump in the road. He was super pissed about it . . . when that came out. Hearing she’s partying with this A-list superstar with way more money than you, whether [it’s romantic] or not, it’s embarrassing!”
Yep. Know what could make this better? Chris Brown coming in as Disick’s sobriety rock. Oh wait, that already happened? Dang. Looks like 2016 could be a great year for Disick- he’s doing EVERYTHING right.
Do you think Kourt will take this D back back?
Posted Tuesday, December 29th, 2015 at 8:08am
Filed under Kim Kardashian
, Reality TV
, Scott Disick
Kris Jenner DON’T PLAY.
In fact, the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star is trying everything to keep her grandbabby daddy Scott Disick sober, including holding his sweet, sweet KUWTK money under a cool “drug testing clause.”
An insider revealed:
“Kris told Scott that she would draft him a contract under one condition and one condition only. She told him that he could stay on KUWTK, but that either she or Kourtney have the right to personally drug test him at any given moment. In order to stay, Kris told Scott that he must adhere to her wishes.”
DRUG TESTS?! Reasonable SOBRIETY?! WHAT IS THIS?!
“Scott shockingly agreed to her requests because he will do anything to stay on the show and in that family. It is all he has left.”
I guess you can’t live off of that sweet club appearance money for too long. Bye bye, drugs. But what do you do with all that KUWTK money if you aren’t buying drugs? Ponies? Small islands? An education? LOL.
Posted Tuesday, December 1st, 2015 at 11:11am
Filed under Scott Disick
Dina Lohan and Michael Lohan: profiles in desperation.
At least, that’s what I would call a show that would include them as castmates. That being said, the show that they’ll be joining is Family Therapy, which I suppose is more constructive.
Lindsay Lohan‘s parents will join four other celebrity families as they complete three weeks of intensive family therapy including individual counseling, group counseling and relationship exercises in this Couples Therapy spin-off show
The former couple will join Jackass star Bam Margera and his mother April, and Teen Mom 3 star Briana DeJesus and her sister Brittany. Also receiving therapy is Botched star Tiffany “New York” Pollard and her mother Sister Patterson, and entrepreneur Damon Dash, with his brothers Jeremy and Bobby!
I don’t know who any of these people are aside from Bam, the Lohan trainwrecks and Damon, so who knows. It might be fun.
The show premieres on VH1 in 2016. Do you think Dina and Michael can rebuild their relationship on Family Therapy?
Posted Thursday, August 27th, 2015 at 10:10am
Filed under Dina Lohan
, Michal Lohan
Brady Toops is setting the record straight AKA keeping those 15 minutes going…
The former Bachelorette contestant took to Instagram on Tuesday to offer up an explanation as to why he and Bachelorette star Britt Nilsson called it quits:
“Since I wasn’t on ‘Men Tell All’ to clear things up, and since a lot of people have been asking lately, ‘If you & @brittkarolina are saying such nice things about each other, then WHY didn’t it work out?'” he began. “In light of that, I thought I’d help clear the air and give you the 4 real (behind the scenes) reasons it didn’t work out.”
1. We had no real celebrity couple mashup name.. Britt(y), Brad(itt). See, there was almost no chance. This was probably the beginning of the end when we realized this,” Toops joked. “2. Britt is afraid of heights, and not only am I afraid of heights, but I’m actually afraid of her being afraid of heights. That obviously couldn’t work.”
“3. Once we left the show, they didn’t give us any roses. How are we suppose to figure this thing out without any roses? [for you haters out there, I did actually buy her flowers..]” he wrote. “4. Apparently I needed some more inspiration for my next record, because we all know that break-up records are the records you can’t stop listening to (ex. Sam Smith – “In the Lonely Hour”, Adele – “21”, Coldplay – “Ghost Stories”). Stay tuned.”
“Anyway, I hope this helps,” the musician added. “Even though it’s sad that Britt & I are no longer together, I want to thank everyone for all the love & support you’ve shown us. She’s a special girl and deserves nothing but the best. I’m glad we’re still friends (notice the side hug in the pic ). Peace & Love!”
Very funny you DORK. Maybe next time you come to the “Men Tell All” special of The Bachelorette, like a normal contestant, and not make me read your lame instagram jokes anymore.
Why do you think they really broke up? Because their douchebaggery- compounded- was truly a force to be reckoned with.
Posted Wednesday, July 22nd, 2015 at 9:09am
Filed under Reality TV