Chelsea Clinton is expanding her family of three…HOW CONVENIENT.
Chelsea and husband Marc Mezvinsky broke the news that the are going to have another baby just a few months before the Presidential election. Which I think is CONVENIENT, don’t you? I mean, c’mon. Babies aren’t just for getting presidential candidates elected, right? I think.
Hillary has used grandmother-dom as a tool in her political identity with Chelsea’s first kid, Charlotte, but now- a new one’s on the way. Charlotte is only one year old, so let’s just say there’ll be enough instagram cuteness to take Hillary through the highs and lows of her campaign.
Your move, Donald Trump.
Posted Tuesday, December 22nd, 2015 at 1:13pm
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Audrina Patridge is gonna be a MOM!
The Hills star is expecting her first child with her fiancé, Corey Bohan, Us Weekly confirms. Well, so does instagram (see picture above), where Patridge is ceremoniously showing us the stick she peed on, coming out of a Christmas gift box? Hmm…that’s not what my pregnancy tests come packaged in, but WHATEV.
Patridge posted her baby announcement via Instagram today, with the caption: “I finally figured out what to get Corey for Christmas! #babyontheway #ClearblueConfirmed #ad (blog post with all the details will be up today!) xoxo,” the future first-time mom captioned the snap. And Us Weekly continues with the baby news:
Patridge, who rose to fame on MTV’s The Hills, tells Us how she reacted to the pregnancy test, which was taken at her parents’ house in L.A. “I was super-excited!” she recalls to Us, adding that the first person she told was Bohan. “I asked him to have a look at the test and make sure I wasn’t seeing things!” she tells Us. “You never really expect it to say ‘Pregnant.’ He had a big smirk on his face and was really happy about it.”
Though the news was a huge surprise, the couple are looking forward to parenthood. “I feel at this point in my life I am ready to be a mama!” Patridge tells Us.
What do you think of this news? Think there’ll be a FB page for the children of ex-Hills stars?
Posted Friday, December 18th, 2015 at 11:11am
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How about a real horror story to start your Monday out right?
Apparently, this Sunday’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians sports Kris Jenner UH, WORRYING THAT SHE IS PREGNANT. Obvi, she’s got six kids (yes, that’s a litter. She’s had a LITTER of Kardashian/Jenners), so to see the momager seen seeking advice from mini Kris Kourtney Kardashian, is, uh, a little jarring. Apparently, Kris got her period because of her estrogen cream, and now she’s worried that the onset of her period might mean a chance she could add a Jenner/Kardashian/Gamble to the clan. Gag me.
“I just went to lunch … and I pulled out these tampons and they were all flabbergasted,” says Jenner, 60, who then explained that she was on her period because of her estrogen cream. However, one of Jenner’s lunch pals then asked if she was on birth control because she thinks there is a possibility she could get pregnant if her period has returned.
Jenner, who is dating Corey Gamble, is understandably nervous, and asks Kardashian, 36, what she should do.
“I don’t think I could get pregnant,” says Jenner. “If I am pregnant, I don’t know what I would do!”
“Just call your doctor,” Kardashian calmly replies.
Jenner quickly puts a call into her OB/GYN to ask if she’s still “making any eggs.”
Did anyone address why Kris Jenner is even using estrogen cream? NO? Just the weird scientifically unverifiable pregnancy scare? Cool. Very cool. Happy Monday, errybody.
Posted Monday, December 14th, 2015 at 8:08am
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As if multitudes of airport photos in fashionable maternity wear wasn’t enough…
Kim Kardashian went completely naked on social media today to prove that she is, in fact, pregnant with her second child. You know, because EVERYBODY was questioning THIS BODY’S ability to carry a baby.
“First they say I’m too skinny so I have to be faking it…Now they say I’m too big so I have to be faking it…SMH!” the reality star, 34, captioned the entirely nude selfie.
The mother of North West added more thoughts on her pregnancy, writing, “Some days I’m photographed before I eat & look smaller, some days I’ve just eaten & I look bigger. It’s all a part of the process. U know me well enough 2know I would document the process if I got a surrogate. Everyone’s body is different,every pregnancy is very different I’ve learned to love my body at every stage! I’m going to get even bigger & that’s beautiful too! I’m blessed to even be pregnant! & luckier to not have preeclampsia so far, so I don’t have the swelling issue! They also say your body carries a boy different than a girl I’m grateful to God for this miracle & no matter what rumors or comments you throw my way this time they truly don’t affect me!”
Okay, okay, okay. Lots of words if you care so LITTLE about what people think of you, Kim. Also, you should promote whoever does your airbrushing, they are GOOOOOOD.
Posted Tuesday, August 11th, 2015 at 1:13pm
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