Apparently Paris Hilton is trying to get back into (was she ever in?) the music scene. She’s just released a “song” and video for her new single, “Drunk Text”. The song is so bad it’s funny. I don’t see how this crap even gets made. She’s not even singing! She’s just talking – and in the most annoying voice EVER.
It appeared online yesterday, but her people were all over it – and had it taken off You Tube. Unfortunately for Paris, it’s everywhere today – and everyone’s getting a chance to talk about it.
The video is soooooooooooooooo bad, I seriously don’t even know where to start. I have to watch it again.
Here’s what E! had to say about the video:
Hmm…it’s almost as though someone doesn’t want the world to see it? Luckily, even if you missed it the first two times, photographic evidence lives on, and nestled among the lyrics were such hear-’em-to-believe-’em bon mots like, “If you take the word ‘sex’ and mix it with ‘texting,’ it’s called ‘sexting’/When you add drunk sexting, the words just don’t make sense.”
Having completed the bizarre mathematical portion of the song, she set her sights on grammar.
“It’s a hot mess of misspelled obscentities, body parts and run-on questions/I’m not sure what he means to ask.
“Behind my eyes, I was begging for things my lips would never ask/And my mouth kept pouring desperate clauses of random intent.” OK, then.
“No one is safe from the Twittersphere anymore.” Certainly not Paris, and not after this.
“It’s just another moment, one stupid reply can lead to the walk of shame,” she intones. “And I’ll be damned if I end up in some lame diner after this/last night’s lingerie in my purse/it was just a drunk text…this is the last time I’ll ever drink and text.”
Posted Friday, February 24th, 2012 at 8:08am
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