According to sources, Lindsay Lohan has been attending Fashion Shows in NYC, and the actress is causing quite a stir. I wonder if Lindsay is just crashing the fashion shows – or if she’s actually invited. I find it hard to believe she’d get front row seats, but I suppose she does bring publicity with her wherever she goes. (Kinda like that random music video she was in for the band no one had heard of before hiring Lindsay to star in their video.)  Here’s a hilarious article I read this morning from The Fug Girls:

We were still toasting in the glow of Nigel Barker’s hotness when, right before the lights went down, a platinum-and-orange waif in tiny trousers, massive shades, and hypnotically puffy lips burst forth from backstage, hustling to a front-row seat with ruthless efficiency (and several security guards). For one glorious, confusing moment, we — and, we later learned, everyone in the rows around us — thought this walking creamsicle had to be Donatella Versace. Then, the entire room full of journalists sat ramrod straight and let out excited, disbelieving, four-letter expletives as we all realized this was actually Lindsay Freaking Lohan.

We then simultaneously commenced trying to figure out if she was wearing pants. (They were shorts. Small ones. Very, very small ones.) The take-home here for Lindsay should be that we all initially mistook her for somebody much crispier who is thirty years her senior, but we suspect instead she will mentally gloss over that part and focus only on how fast the crowd of blasé, already-burned-out fashionistas whipped out their smartphones and overloaded AT&T service. One photographer even went so far as to walk down onto the runway — which we’d been expressly forbidden to do, given that it was mirrored — and get in her face to take a photo, prompting event organizers to confiscate both his camera (which looked more expensive than her extensions) and his credentials, which they ripped from his neck with soap-operatic verve.

The room applauded, led by Lindsay herself, as she settled into her seat between a shell-shocked-seeming Leigh Lezark — we feel you, Leigh — and Lindsay’s companion, who is either a Johnny Depp superfan or an actual pirate. Seriously, he had the long hair and the scruff and the vest flapping over a mostly-open shirt… all he was missing was a parrot and an eye-patch, although we’d bet Lindsay has a couple of those floating around her hotel room somewhere.

Oh Linds.

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Reports earlier this week suggested that Lindsay Lohan was way behind on her 480 hours of community service. Which would sound about right, no? Well apparently it’s NOT true – and she’s chipping away at her community service, just fine, thankyouverymuch.

PICS (Fame): Lindsay steps out after getting her hair done in Beverly Hills yesterday.

Lindsay Lohan is looking for a bit of the Kardashian treatment. Ryan Seacrest is the person who took the Kardashians from relative obscurity to reality-TV to stardom. Lindsay would like Ryan to do the same for her.

Lindsay Lohan sure knows how to mix business with pleasure. In between downing shots at Kim Kardashian’s Aug. 20 wedding, Lindsay followed Ryan Seacrest around like a puppy, begging him to create a show for her.

“Lindsay was working just as hard as she was partying,” a source tells Star. “She was pressing Ryan hard to dream up a reality show concept for her. Lindsay sees how Ryan turned Kim into an A-list star, and she wants him to do the same thing for her.”

While Ryan seemed amused by Lindsay’s attempts at first, her pestering finally got to him.

“Every time Lindsay walked away, he’d roll his eyes and giggle,” the source adds. But don’t expect Lindsay to give up any time soon. “Lindsay is desperate to get her career back on track,” says the source. “And she thinks Ryan is her ticket to success.”

And say whatever you want about Lindsay, if she were to get a reality show (a GOOD one, not like Paris’ hot mess) it could do wonders for her. I know I’d watch – if the formula was right, anyway. What do you think? Would you tune in?

Here are pics of Lindsay leaving her drug testing facility yesterday afternoon.

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Even with Lindsay Lohan’s criminal record, she seems to have no trouble finding a date.

Here she is at the Adele concert at Hollywood Palladium in Hollywood with a new guy.

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Samantha Ronson, former girlfriend of Lindsay Lohan, was caught driving under the influence and arrested. The incident took place Monday morning outside of Baker, CA around 10:30 a.m.

According to a law enforcement officer, the 33-year-old DJ was driving her black Porsche Targa 89 m.p.h. in a 70 m.p.h. zone. “Speed was why she was stopped, but she was arrested on [two] misdemeanors of driving under the influence,” an officer told Us. “When she was stopped, she showed signs of being impaired. [The officer] gave her balance tests and she showed signs of alcohol intoxication.”

Ronson, who famously dated Lindsay Lohan off and on from 2008 to 2009, was alone at the time of the arrest. “She was friendly and talkative,” an officer said. “She was cooperative throughout the whole ordeal.”

Ronson “admitted she had consumed alcohol early [that] morning or late last night, and was on her way home [from Las Vegas]” according to an officer. “She went to bed and got up this morning and was on her way home.”

Samantha was released at 5:30 p.m from the San Bernadino Sheriff’s office. Let’s hope she straightens up. Driving under the influence is a serious crime.

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Lindsay Lohan appeared before a Los Angeles judge this morning in order to check up on Linds’ status. And apparently, the judge was none-to-pleased with Lindsay.

Judge Stephanie Sautner made it clear — she is extremely impatient with Lindsay Lohan and her progress in completing probation.

Judge Sautner made it clear, Lindsay had better complete her community services within 1 year of the date of sentencing — or else! The judge said, “I’m not going to give her five extra minutes. I don’t want to hear, ‘Oh, I couldn’t do it because I was on the set of the John Gotti movie.’”

The judge was frustrated that after 2 months, Lindsay has only completed 4 days of 60 days of community service.

The judge was also upset that Lindsay had not enrolled in psychological counseling — as she’s required to do. The judge is giving her 21 days to sign up with a personal counselor — not a group counselor.

The L.A. County Probation Dept. was asking Judge Sautner to violate Lindsay’s probation, because of 3 alleged violations. Two of them were outright bogus … the third was Lindsay not returning a call from her probation officer. Lindsay did in fact belatedly return the call.

Judge Sautner made it very clear — if Lindsay doesn’t get her act together, the judge will revoke her probation.

So jail for Lindsay still looms.

Will Lindsay EVER do anything right!?

TMZ, Photos: Fame

Lindsay Lohan celebrated her newfound freedom with a bloody photo shoot last week. The shoot was done in the middle of an L.A. street, complete with bloody knives and a boob grab.

It’s her first photo shoot since the actress got out of house arrest two weeks ago — taken in the middle of the night inside the famous 2nd Street tunnel in Downtown L.A.

If you’re wondering who the dudes are … it’s Lindsay’s photog BFF Tyler Shields and Virgin Mobile “Sparah”-half Spencer Falls … who Lindsay was reportedly dating.

For the record — Lindsay is NOT dating Spencer. But based on the pics, she’s still a real handful.

Wonder how LiLo is doing… staying clean? Sober?

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