Lindsay Lohan surfaced last night to attend an amFar event in New York City. She looked as busted as ever! She looked cracked out and just plain creepy as she walked into the event. (If you don’t believe me, see a closeup … if you dare)

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Lindsay Lohan was back in court this morning for a routine probation hearing.  The judge is reportedly impressed that so far Lindsay is on track. She told Lindsay:

“Keep doing what you’re doing. You appear to be doing very well.”

If she keeps things going like this – she’ll be off of probation at the end of March!  It seems like her probation saga was a never-ending thing!

On the way into court this morning Lindsay was “served” lawsuit papers by a “delusional” man who makes some interesting claims:

In his suit, Green writes, “[Thomas] set out to command [Lohan] to twitter and stated if [Lohan] acknowledges this is an Osoma Bin Ladden op all civilians in past wrong doing will receive  clemency.”
Green also claims he is a former U.S. Marine — who recently spent time in a homeless shelter due to a “depreciated stage of delusion and hallucinations.”

Then, for no apparent reason, he writes, “[Lohan] might be a high end prostitute.”

Green is suing Lohan for engaging in unfair business practices — and he’s demanding $300,000.

Never a dull moment in Lindsay Lohan’s life!

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No, your eyes are not misleading you! Courtney Love has revealed that she is lending a hand to Lindsay Lohan in her battle with drugs and booze because “nobody else will.”

The 47-year-old Hole singer also revealed that she has tried to educate her before: Lindsay is further down the line than I was. I went up to Linday’s room one time and there was a show on called 101 Celebrity Oops and I am like every other one, you know – boobs out, legs everywhere, throwing sh—at Madonna, you know, whatever. I’m like, Lindsay, look! Drugs are bad!”

According to Ms Love she has been sober for 6 years now…

Not sure I’m seeing where this is actually a good idea. Anyone???

Talk about the blind drunk leading the blind drunker!

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Lindsay Lohan‘s former flame, Samantha Ronson was spotted with her new girlfriend, actress Erin Foster enjoying a picnic with a mystery baby at Coldwater Park in Beverly Hills, California.

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TMZ has confirmed that Lindsay Lohan is shooting nude photos for Playboy, and that the pictorial will earn her $1 million dollars!!

According to TMZ’s sources, the deal had been in the works for months, and that Lindsay originally turned down an offer of $750,000. The troubled star held out for $1 million, and apparently, she got it!

We’re told Hugh Hefner and Co. recently came back to Lindsay with an offer less than her asking price — but close enough for her to sign on the dotted line. No word yet on which issue Linds will be featured in … but it’s a good bet she’ll be on the cover.

Lindsay’s rep said, “I can neither confirm or deny at this time.” Playboy didn’t immediately respond to our email or phone call. 

According to sources, the shoot started over the weekend — which means Linds was juggling her court ordered morgue duties … with getting nekkid.

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Lindsay Lohan has caught another break (of course she has). When she goes before the judge this morning, she’ll have the Probate Department on her side. According to TMZ, they do not believe she should be thrown in jail.

The Probation Officials will tell the judge in a written report that Lindsay is in “substantial compliance” with the terms of her probation. They do admit that she was kicked out of the Downtown Women’s Center for failing to show up, but they point out that Lindsay has a year to complete her 360 hours of community service.

They will also report that Lindsay has been in touch with her shrink, and has gone “regularly”.

Judge Sautner made it clear … if Lindsay violated any court order, she would go to jail. So now it’s up to Herhonner to decide if Lindsay went astray or whether a few missteps don’t count.

Good news for Lindsay?

The judge who could end up sending her to jail has decided she doesn’t have to do any community service, at least for now.

Bad News for Lindsay Lohan: She’ll be sweeping up blood and guts at the L.A. County Morgue.

Sources connected with the Probation Department tell TMZ … Judge Stephanie Sautner contacted Probation officials and told them to immediately yank Lindsay from her current community service assignment with the Red Cross. We’re told Judge Sautner ordered the Probation people to immediately assign Lindsay to morgue duty.

It’s clearly a sign the judge is pissed off — probably at the Probation Dept. for pulling a switcheroo by taking Lindsay out of the Downtown Women’s Center, where the judge ordered Lindsay to perform 360 hours of community service. Judge Sautner also ordered Lindsay to do 120 hours at the morgue, and now that’s taken top billing.

As for pissing off the judge, we’ve learned there’s something in the Probation report that will probably do just that. Lindsay’s probation officer wrote that Lindsay had problems with the Women’s Center, because it was “not fulfilling.” One more time — Lindsay complained the Woman’s Center was “NOT FULFILLING.”

Are you tired of all this yet? I know I am!

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Lindsay Lohan could be in some serious trouble when she faces Judge Stephanie Sautner, TMZ has learned. According to insiders, Lindsay is facing nearly a year-and-a-half for violating her probation!

We’re told the computations are complicated, because Lindsay has had so many cases. But based on the 120 day suspended sentence for shoplifting, time served under house arrest, and her prior DUIs, Lindsay could be thrown in jail for a long, long time.

We’ve learned Lindsay MUST be in court Wednesday to face the judge … and the judge has lots of questions, including why Lindsay was a no-show 9 times at the Downtown Women’s Center, where she was performing her community service. And the judge will almost certainly want to know why Lindsay didn’t comply with the order to spend a minimum of 4 hours at a time when she showed up at the Women’s Center.

TMZ broke the story, Lindsay was booted from the Women’s Center because of all the problems and reassigned to the American Red Cross.

And one more thing. The judge will almost certainly ask Lindsay why she didn’t meet with her shrink every Monday for 1 hour, as required by court order. Lindsay claims she did a bunch of therapy sessions by phone.

We will be livestreaming Wednesday’s hearing, which starts at 10:00 AM PT, so stay tuned.

Lindsay has taken to Twitter to respond to all these new accusations. She wrote: “I am not to be made an example of anymore. I am working hard and fulfilling my obligations every single day, to the court as well as myself. If I travel, its for work and its been approved. As is anything I do when I leave the state. I’d appreciate it if people will just let me do what is asked of me, so that I can get my life back. Please ignore the reports which have no truth to them. Thank you.”

We’ll see what happens on Wednesday!

Here are some new pictures of Lindsay and Ali Lohan shopping in Brentwood this weekend.

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